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Church of Captain Falcon Sign

FunnehRabbitMan made this nifty sign for the church so people would know what today’s sermon is about!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 10, 2009 · 3:08 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (417 votes, average: 4.59 out of 5)
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Falcon gospel music (Parody of "How Great is Our God"):

How great are your moves, show to me
How great are your moves, for Him to see
How great, how great are your moves
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Punch me Falcon, for I have sinned.
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2 replies · active 838 weeks ago
Good Friday is a time of rememberance for Kirby, who died for our sins...
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3 replies · active 817 weeks ago
This is one of the most epic pictures I've seen in a long time

5/5
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hmmm
this gave me an idea
how about i make a spray or something that repels wolf or mudkipzs away?
the title would be like: wolf-away for wolf and kips-away
it would be kind of funny
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Church of Captain Falcon:
Falcon punching the cra... sins out of you
Moves shall be aprecciated
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Just wait...we of the Wolf Brotherhood shall invade and destroy you Falcons...
We won't let you escape, we won't let you win...we can't let you live (that)!
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3 replies · active 838 weeks ago
Aaaaah Riiiight! :D
Hey, Shawn! How's about a Church of Falcon tag?
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1 reply · active 838 weeks ago
ok church of captain falcon if u go to that church cpt. falcon will fall from a sky and .............................................FALCON PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH
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And I miss epic things like this when I disappear from the innanets. >.<
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fancy pants · 837 weeks ago

here's what may go on in that church:
http://www.brawlinthefamily.com/comic043.html
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technoskull · 838 weeks ago

and so it is told, that a day shall come when two falcon punches shall collide and the world shall be enveloped in their fiery wings, and only the true believers who showed unto him their moves, shall ascend to the grand prix in the sky
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BTW today is EASTER SUNDAY
TODAY CAPTAIN FALCON IS REVIVED.
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4 replies · active 836 weeks ago
someone needs to make a hymn to the tune of mute city
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Easter finally will not be boring.
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falconmooch · 838 weeks ago

it's a secret group, so ask me at firstchurchoffalcon@gmail.com
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Falconmooch · 838 weeks ago

Firs church of falcon now on FACEBOOK!!!
firstchurchoffalcon@gmail.com for moar info
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2 replies · active 838 weeks ago
Remember to be thankful today: it's Good Friday, this being the day when Kirby sucked up Wolf and committed sui/homicide to save the spectators of the stadium from Wolf 'not letting them do that'.
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the captain. · 838 weeks ago

obvious shoop is obvious...
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2 replies · active 838 weeks ago
It....It....It looks so real.....

*falls down and cries*
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FunnehRabbitMan · 838 weeks ago

amg! it's up! i sent this in, like, last month!
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KidWIthTheFace · 838 weeks ago

So do you guys believe in transub-punch-iation? or consubpunchiation? If a falcon priest-figure (a Private Falcon, if you will) punches you in a service, does it turn into a real falon punch?

ahhh, i always knew those years of CCD would pay off eventually...
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Must...attend...now
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TOO...MUCH...WIN...*begins showing moves* whoever edited this did an awesome job
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after the prayers

SHOW ME YA MOVES
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Show us ya prayers
Laughed so hard :D
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I'm gonna leave it to Taiho, King of Retards, or NIck Soapdish to bust out the ol' Falcon Scriptures.

FINAL SMASH 1:1

In the beginning, there was Falcon. The almighty being then commanded the universe to "Show me your moves!" and the universe showed him it's moves.

YES!


DON'T BE STUPID. FIVE STAR THIS PIC. LETS KEEP IT AT THE TOP OF THE LIST.
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Kekster451 · 838 weeks ago

I've always wanted to Falcon Punch my sins.
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Kekster451 · 838 weeks ago

I've always wanted to Falcon Punch my sins.
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