The Ostrich Hammer… the newest weapon in Red Faction Guerrilla. Seriously…
Of course that doesn’t mean Createvi can’t put a little TF2 spin on it!

I am Heavy Ostrich guy

Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 8, 2009 · 11:22 AM

(168 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)

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DeathJam on April 8th, 2009 10:38 am

What the fuck kind of mental person sticks a FREAKING OSTRICH AS A DAMN WEAPON?!?!?!

Also, maybe first? I bet someone beat me to it and it's not showing comments T_T

EDIT: WOO HOO, FIRST FIRST EVAR!
RoboRed on April 8th, 2009 3:39 pm

That actually sounds like a badass weapon…BUT PETA DISAPPROVES!!! :O
BulletproofMoon on April 8th, 2009 4:01 pm

^ look at the link in shawn's comment, you'll understand.

so an april's fools joke…became an actual thing for the game….

my god…does this mean WoW will do the same? ranked dance contests FTW!
BulletproofMoon on April 8th, 2009 4:09 pm

also…does this mean that this game is being "ostracized"?
Dudestrong0 on April 8th, 2009 4:12 pm

Heavy Ostrich Guy is credit to team!
Bearrel Roll on April 8th, 2009 5:03 pm

They actually added an OSTRICH-BASED WEAPON?
ChitterChatter on April 8th, 2009 5:26 pm

"Some people think they can outsmart me…. maybe *sniff* maybe… I've yet to meet one that can outsmart poultry!"
ChitterChatter on April 8th, 2009 5:29 pm

Some people think they can outsmart me… maybe *sniff* maybe… I've to meet one that can outsmart big bird!
Pate_Tico on April 8th, 2009 5:32 pm

Actually not, they asked Falcon Almighty if it was ok, guess what he said! :D
Pate_Tico on April 8th, 2009 5:34 pm

This reminds me of Banjo-Tooie! :P
Createvi on April 8th, 2009 6:04 pm

The Internet has spoken, thou shall kill with Ostrich Sledgehammer.
G1drake on April 8th, 2009 2:48 pm

what a weapon, this will be handy to handle any enemy that comes from science and outer space………i hop so.
Jusenkyo on April 8th, 2009 6:51 pm

Way to pat yourself on the back there, buddy.
Pate_Tico on April 8th, 2009 6:57 pm

WIN! XD

wait…is it? :l
Pate_Tico on April 8th, 2009 7:01 pm

Umm…dude…he is talking about emulators :l
yggdrasil325 on April 8th, 2009 7:38 pm

Who touched Sasha?
WHO TOUCHED MY BIRD?!
Pate_Tico on April 8th, 2009 7:46 pm

Ok, that is WRONG on so many levels! 0-o"
Pate_Tico on April 8th, 2009 7:47 pm

Shut up bitch!
And get me a sandwich! >:(
Pate_Tico on April 8th, 2009 7:47 pm

u CANT haz sandvich :D
RVG_Ravage on April 8th, 2009 8:29 pm

Well, it ain't a Night Elf Mohawk…
Zink120 on April 8th, 2009 8:42 pm

Lulz. You know what else he said though, right? :D

…

BWAAAAAAAAR!!!! XD
Teradohn on April 8th, 2009 9:00 pm

… XD

That is possibly one of the best weapons ever created.
KidWithTheFace on April 8th, 2009 9:13 pm

that was just terrible. Bury your head in shame, sir.
RoboRed on April 8th, 2009 9:20 pm

He said, "SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!!!" :D
Pate_Tico on April 8th, 2009 11:52 pm

CONFUSION:
U haz 33t :D
BlueChameleon on April 9th, 2009 12:06 am

That ostrich egg sandvich is gonna be huge!
MrRaccoon on April 9th, 2009 3:53 am

Stabbin on the front
And you can shoot from the rear!
Nice weapon :D
Oliver Bark on April 13th, 2009 7:20 pm

… She weights 150 kilograms and fires $200 custom-tooled eggs per minute. It cost $400,000 dollars to fire this Ostrich for ten seconds.
FALCON PUNCH! on May 9th, 2009 2:02 am

LOL! WTF? guy used ostrisch! its barley efective :D aint that great?
ds6 on June 16th, 2009 3:34 am

Hit it with an ostrich sledgehammar.

…

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!