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I am Heavy Ostrich guy …and this is my Ostrich

The Ostrich Hammer… the newest weapon in Red Faction Guerrilla. Seriously
Of course that doesn’t mean Createvi can’t put a little TF2 spin on it!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 8, 2009 · 11:22 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (168 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)
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Heavy Weapons, PC, Playstation, Stop... Hammer Time, Team Fortress 2, The Great Outdoors, Uncategorized, Weird, Xbox 360

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Stabbin on the front
And you can shoot from the rear!
Nice weapon :D
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2 replies · active 827 weeks ago
Well, it ain't a Night Elf Mohawk...
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what a weapon, this will be handy to handle any enemy that comes from science and outer space.........i hop so.
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Dudestrong0 · 827 weeks ago

Heavy Ostrich Guy is credit to team!
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also...does this mean that this game is being "ostracized"?
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1 reply · active 827 weeks ago
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Oliver Bark · 827 weeks ago

... She weights 150 kilograms and fires $200 custom-tooled eggs per minute. It cost $400,000 dollars to fire this Ostrich for ten seconds.
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That ostrich egg sandvich is gonna be huge!
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2 replies · active 827 weeks ago
... XD

That is possibly one of the best weapons ever created.
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2 replies · active 827 weeks ago
Who touched Sasha?
WHO TOUCHED MY BIRD?!
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2 replies · active 827 weeks ago
The Internet has spoken, thou shall kill with Ostrich Sledgehammer.
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^ look at the link in shawn's comment, you'll understand.

so an april's fools joke...became an actual thing for the game....

my god...does this mean WoW will do the same? ranked dance contests FTW!
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That actually sounds like a badass weapon...BUT PETA DISAPPROVES!!! :O
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2 replies · active 827 weeks ago
What the fuck kind of mental person sticks a FREAKING OSTRICH AS A DAMN WEAPON?!?!?!

Also, maybe first? I bet someone beat me to it and it's not showing comments T_T

EDIT: WOO HOO, FIRST FIRST EVAR!
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Hit it with an ostrich sledgehammar.

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BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
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This reminds me of Banjo-Tooie! :P
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ChitterChatter · 827 weeks ago

Some people think they can outsmart me... maybe *sniff* maybe... I've to meet one that can outsmart big bird!
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ChitterChatter · 827 weeks ago

"Some people think they can outsmart me.... maybe *sniff* maybe... I've yet to meet one that can outsmart poultry!"
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Bearrel Roll · 827 weeks ago

They actually added an OSTRICH-BASED WEAPON?
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