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TELEPORTS - BECAUSE THE HEAVY IS SLOWER THAN A RETARDED TURTLE

Luke McKinney implores all you engineers out there… please build those telepads!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 2, 2009 · 12:13 PM 
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Depressing, Heavy Weapons, Motivational, PC, Playstation, Team Fortress 2, Tips & Tricks, Valve Software, Xbox 360

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Now you're thinking with portals.
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Too *GASP* many *WHEEZE* sandviches...
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2 replies · active 800 weeks ago
Maybe if the Medic gives him liposuction...
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As soon as I saw this I thought:
'John Freeman saw the next boss far down the road and walked slow this time. He walked really slow like a turtle...'
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2 replies · active 832 weeks ago
hahaha comment win
and the last boss was laughing
lololololoolololol
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SquirrelKing'sEditor · 832 weeks ago

...then the boss stopped laughing and John Freeman was suprise. The Spy bakstabed the evil boss with his nife and the boss fell over with the nif in his back. John Freeman said to the Spy, "He should have been cheking behind him for spys who were ther trying to kill him." And they laughed and went skiping really fast like the easter buny.

All of sudden, John Freeman's back hurt really bad. He tried to turn around and look at it but his head couldnt turn that far. He saw the Spie had used stabbed his knife into John Freeman's back. John Freeman fell over and aksed "WWWWHHHHYYYYYYY????" The Spy looked in John Freemans eyes and said...

"I never really was on your side."
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Deuxieme win!
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Deuxieme win!
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hahaha comment win
and the last boss was laughing
lololololoolololol
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The Heavy doesn't say "Engineer is credit to team!" without a reason, you know. Build them teleporters, Engies!
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heh, that's why I build tele b4 my sentry ^^
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2 replies · active 800 weeks ago
I build dispensers first, then a sentry or two, then telepads or more dispensers.
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It doesn't make sense when you haven't played the game.
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2 replies · active 832 weeks ago
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ThaDoggfather · 832 weeks ago

I haven't played TF2 yet but it makes sense to me ^^ Judging from it, Heavies are slow and cause of that, teleports are much appreciated, am I right?
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The retarded turtle stole my sandvich!
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2 replies · active 832 weeks ago
Also, first? That's a first for me (no pun intended).
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Now your thinking with portals.
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He ain't the heavy for nothing
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is it me or the ground texture here is different from the one in game
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2 replies · active 832 weeks ago
Maybe. TF2 maps in Garry's Mod sometimes have different textures; which is quite annoying.
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KurisuMurei · 832 weeks ago

Fast. It's not for everyone.
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run heavy run!!
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HAHAH turdles
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Hahahaha.... I dont get it!
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2 replies · active 832 weeks ago
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smashpro1 · 832 weeks ago

well, the heavy weapons guy moves quite slow compared to most other TF2 characters, and having them the in front of everybody else is best because he can take more damage than the others
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If hes a retarted turtle,he'll either have a spasm and go faster or pretend hes a rocket ship.

CAPTION ISNT CREDIT TO TEAM.
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