“Falcon Punch”-ing everything wont solve all of life’s problems.

45 Comments

1. Walker on March 27th, 2009 5:17 pm
   

   Good effort, not so good quality of image.
2. Aaron Hong on March 27th, 2009 5:38 pm
   

   No belt, no shirt line -- are those his pj's?
3. Lekonua on March 27th, 2009 6:02 pm
   

   Have we set a record for the oldest image to ever be put on Halolz here?
4. blank on March 27th, 2009 6:10 pm
   

   This is actually a real old comic from Katie. Her skills have improved greatly since drawing this. Also, the link should be pointing to http://www.awkwardzombie.com, she doesn't post on Deviant Art anymore.
5. g1drake on March 27th, 2009 6:23 pm
   

   *five minutes later* look that tv regenerated
6. Shawn Handyside on March 27th, 2009 6:27 pm
   

   Ohhhh… I thought the art looked familiar!
7. codemaster525 on March 27th, 2009 6:42 pm
   

   Old. I actually thought of submitting this.
8. hotrods4ben on March 27th, 2009 8:07 pm
   

   yeah I was about to say that :D
9. Ultamia on March 27th, 2009 8:46 pm
   

   Who cares about if the art is bad or not, is pwnagely funnaay :D
10. MexicanJuice on March 27th, 2009 3:47 pm
    

    Old comic is old. Nah, it's a damn fossil. But still very, very good.
11. Taiho on March 27th, 2009 9:15 pm
    

    So Shawn, was this how you fixed the site the other day? you should hit it again, there are still a few bugs.
12. ??? on March 27th, 2009 9:34 pm
    

    so is this what would happen if they had ordinary lives?
13. MrRaccoon on March 27th, 2009 7:04 pm
    

    This is blasphemy! This is madness!
    Hahaha, I couldn't resist xD

    Really funny, and now I know why the art style looked familiar
14. KingofRetards on March 27th, 2009 11:12 pm
    

    Captain Falcon punched the cancer right out of me :D
15. Booken on March 27th, 2009 11:27 pm
    

    Marth's right. Falcon Punch won't resolve everything.

    Thats why we have Falcon Kick!
16. BlueChameleon on March 27th, 2009 11:32 pm
    

    Anyone else thinks the Almighty Captain looks like Staccato in this strip?
17. Nick Soapdish on March 27th, 2009 11:38 pm
    

    Things Falcon Punches fix:
    Teen pregnancy
    Broken marriages
    Women's suffrage

    Things Falcon Punches cannot fix:
    TVs
    The darkness in my soul
18. smashpro1 on March 28th, 2009 1:12 am
    

    To Falcon Punches, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems
19. Paiv on March 28th, 2009 4:45 am
    

    This looks like an excerpt from a Brawl reality show.

    Wow that idea sounds epic… Imagine all those people under one roof…..
20. MrRaccoon on March 28th, 2009 5:04 am
    

    I do
21. Shady Author on March 28th, 2009 3:13 am
    

    Violence fixes things? OH FALCON
22. Paiv on March 28th, 2009 5:04 am
    

    A scene from the show:
    Mario
    Has anyone seen-a my-a Shrooms? I'm-a going on a trip….

    Peach
    Shut up you druggie; this is why I prefer Bowser because at least he knows when to stop.

    Mario
    YOU W***E, SHUT-UH YOUR MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    *punches Peach in stomach*
    *the rest of the people in the house arrive at the scene*

    Mario
    YOU'VE SEEN AH-NOTHING GO AWAY!

    Captain Falcon
    Show me your moves!

    *Mario tries to feebly punch Captain Falcon*

    Captain Falcon
    FALCON--

    Mario
    OH SHI--

    Captain Falcon
    PAAAWWWWNCCHH

    *the house world blows up, abruptly ending the would-be great show*
23. riot on March 28th, 2009 12:07 pm
    

    Actually, he did it wrong.
    he should have falcon punched the technichian. that would make sure the tv would never break again.
24. Missingno. on March 28th, 2009 12:22 pm
    

    Actually reminds me of this: target="_blank">
    (Sorry, I only found the German version. :( Maybe someone else knows if there is a English one.)
25. G1drake on March 28th, 2009 7:53 am
    

    and your life
26. DarkSpeedZero on March 28th, 2009 2:18 pm
    

    :D
27. SprodeMaster on March 28th, 2009 3:42 pm
    

    This is the start of eleventy thousand other comics in which Marth is in that exact same pose.
    But at least they're funny unlike, the other comic….
28. Eight_Ball on March 28th, 2009 4:45 pm
    

    lol
29. Vabolo on March 28th, 2009 7:13 pm
    

    So that's how you got that tumor removed from your brain!
30. Kinockun on March 28th, 2009 7:15 pm
    

    the caption is so so very true
31. The_Ginger on March 29th, 2009 1:47 am
    

    it dosen't seem to solve my problems on wifi :(
32. rawr on March 29th, 2009 9:37 pm
    

    Is it bad that the first thing I thought when I saw the last panel was down b?
33. Gamegeneral on March 5th, 2010 12:52 am
    

    Isn't Hail-NekoYasha Awkward Zombie?

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