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First Punch, Chapter IX

Mr. Raccoon was flipping through the good book of Falcon the other day, and came across one of his favorite scriptures! He also asked me how The Church of Falcon was coming along, and I can tell you… it is under construction as we speak!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 23, 2009 · 10:12 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (337 votes, average: 4.32 out of 5)
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F-Zero, Nintendo, Serious Business, Spiritual Enlightenment, Super Smash Bros, Wii

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This is, by far, the best religion ever....
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1 reply · active 840 weeks ago
In the garden of Brawl, there was Mario and Peach, and the tree of knowledge,
And Wolf did seduce Mario and Peach into eating the fruit,
And Falcon tried to Falcon Punch Mario and Peach for their sins,
And Wolf did say 'Can't let you do that.'
And so Falcon did cast Mario and Peach out of the garden with a Falcon Kick instead.
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3 replies · active 840 weeks ago
k, now down to serious business.
Who is Falcon's son?
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6 replies · active 840 weeks ago
I'd like to see the wars that are fought in the name of Falcon...
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3 replies · active 840 weeks ago
So who's getting crucified?
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Awesome are those who show me their moves,
for victory shall be theirs
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....wait, wasn't this already up? I've seen this before....at least I'm pretty sure i have...
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2 replies · active 840 weeks ago
And I thought the Church of Gaming was the best. At this point, I may just convert.
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The new religion is coming up!
Prepare yourself! (And where are the other chars?)
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2 replies · active 840 weeks ago
Haha, "Show me your moves!" I love that taunt.
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YES! Comments are fixed!
...But now I forget what I was going to say... xD
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Falcon was all: SHOW ME YOUR FUCKING COMMENTS ALREADY!!!! D=<
And then Shawn pleased him, thank you Shawn
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1 reply · active 840 weeks ago
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DarkLight · 840 weeks ago

Good Morning! We're Falcon's Witnesses, and we were going door to door, asking our neighbors to show us their moves.
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4 replies · active 840 weeks ago
YES! More verses will truly complete the Church of Falcon!
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2 replies · active 840 weeks ago
Falcon must be praised
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I posted something very simmilar to the text on the picture, but I wont be bitter!
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1 reply · active 840 weeks ago
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The_French_guy · 840 weeks ago

hmm... let's see... "But then, the wolf whispered in Eve's ear: Can't let you do that daughter of god!"
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Hey, Falcon has a HALOLZ!
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and thus Falcon come out from his blue falcon and shout; SHOW ME YA MOVES, and so everyone moved
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1 reply · active 840 weeks ago
Wolf tried to not let us do that (by that i mean comment) but then the Falcon said YES!
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Uhh...hold on a minute...
OK. Now I'll show you!!!! Raaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
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6 replies · active 840 weeks ago
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KidWithTheFace · 840 weeks ago

why do all the problems seem to come from the church of falcon posts?

actually, i think we already know the answer to that...
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9 replies · active 830 weeks ago
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Paul d'Arbonne · 841 weeks ago

Amen... YES!
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empty space showed you his moves!
It was super effective!
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1 reply · active 840 weeks ago
YES! He can ;)
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Why is this back up front? I thought this was already posted, but now it's not where it WAS, and it's here instead?
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1 reply · active 840 weeks ago
Wasn't this just put up like.....last week?
Come on, people, let's not start putting up re-runs
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