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Ass-ume the position!

Sergeant! Get your head out of your ass!! Also that other guy’s as well!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 23, 2009 · 3:39 PM 
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Awkward Moments, Bootylicious, Bungie, Halo, Head Shot, Microsoft, No Caption Needed, Xbox 360

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You could say he made a "ASS"of himself.
*bah-dum-pish*

I really have to quit doing that. :P
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12 replies · active 832 weeks ago
Don't you dare ever stop.
Sorry to butt in. I just wanted to ass you a question. Would this bring a whole new meaning to the term rear ending?
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You are clever Soapdish... very clever. ಠ_ಠ
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Your ಠ_ಠ totally makes my day buddy.
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These are tears of joy. ಥ_ಥ
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YOUR ಥ_ಥ DESERVES BOLD CAPS LOCK.

YOUR ಥ_ಥ DESERVES A PLUS 9000.

KINGOFRETARDS IS REALLY KING OF TEH INTERNETZ.
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Oh lordy you made me laff XD
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You could say you laughed your "ASS" off!

*bah-dum-pish*
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You really do have to stop doing that. Methinks you need a new drum set.
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Don't, it is like your signature =P
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Hey, someone has to do it.
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YA THINK?
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"Now cough. This is for science."
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"I don't see anything!"
"Keep looking!"
"Do I even want to know how you lost the keys up here?"
"Well, it's a long story involving a gravity hammer, a barrel of rum, and a squeegee..."
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3 replies · active 833 weeks ago
What the hell is a squeegee?
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Thats exactly what i asked...
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Wikipedia sez: A squeegee or squilgee is an onomatopoetically-named tool with a flat, smooth rubber blade, used to remove or control the flow of liquid on a flat surface. It is used for cleaning and in printing.
In other words: that rubber thing with the sponge they have at the gas station so you can clean your car windows.
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Donut! Combat situation!
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2 replies · active 833 weeks ago
We're assed out, Sarge!
*pelted with brick*

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"Yes sir! AUUUUUUGH!!!!! *run*"
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Hey sarge, I found the little man in the boat!
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They tried to do a barrel roll in Halo 3 and somehow his head became lodged within his ass.

That's GRRRRR-E-ATTTTT!!
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wrong time for teabag my friend
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1 reply · active 833 weeks ago
Blackjacket Man's avatar

Blackjacket Man · 833 weeks ago

lulz this is Blackjacket Man here, and believe it or not I hijacked that hornet the instant he decided to enter. T'was the funniest thing I've seen in forge to date.
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Ka-bloom!
(not a misspelling)
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2 replies · active 833 weeks ago
And i guess he's de-flowering his ass -.-
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Nope, hes "flowering" it.
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Green spartan: Can't you find it yet?
Blue Spartan: No, I need to go deeper
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6 replies · active 833 weeks ago
i see a purple spartan
oh god! one of us is color blind!
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I think it's Mr. Raccoon... or else I am color blind tooooo
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It's definitely purple. Or... oh man, I don't wanna be color blind!
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I'm color blind? Oh no!
Yes, that's my error, haha
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I'm color blind? Oh no!
Yes, that's my error, haha
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Your Mother · 833 weeks ago

the truth is YOUR the only one who is not colourblind, all the other are though o.O
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<st>YES!</st>
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i think i found that Easter egg you were talking about sarge
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Funniest game of forge. EVER.
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ka-bloom!
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heh heh, way to spell sergeant.
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2 replies · active 833 weeks ago
Oops. I R DUM
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I think your Gravatar kind of reinforces the idea of your "DUM"ness.
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