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Only Colgate Total Plus Whitening can outsmart yellow teeth.

Wait… who touched Sasha? WHO TOUCHED MY BRUSH?!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 28, 2009 · 11:46 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (196 votes, average: 4.23 out of 5)
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Four out of five medics recommend Colgate. The fifth one is a spy and recommends a knife to the face instead.
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3 replies · active 846 weeks ago
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The Silent One · 846 weeks ago

I lol'd.
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TheRedGrunt · 846 weeks ago

Epic Win
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Whoops I meant to use my profile for that. Still EPIC WIIIIIIN.
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ChitterChatter · 846 weeks ago

What was that brush? Brush my teeth? Good idea! Ah hahahahahahaha!
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Colgate is the equivalent of having a scout in your mouth that bonks plaque!
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2 replies · active 786 weeks ago
That must mean Listerine mouth wash is like a Pyro that Spy Checks plaque.
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Thats what she said.
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Cry some more, plaque!
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Hi There,
You are right colgate is the best. Spiritual Healing in Gurgaon
Thanks
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YES!
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Yes, yes, it can outsmart yellow teeth, but toothpaste still cannot outsmart bullet!!
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Some people think their teeth can outshine me. Maybe, maybe.
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i see no ham stickie
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Some people think they can outsmart me...maybe...maybe...I've yet to meet someone that can outsmart brush.
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For when those pesky sandviches get stuck in your teeth.
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Total Win!
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Hey, Heavy! Lookin' snazzy! *thumbs up*
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Maybe. *sniff* Maybe.
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5 starts for this one :D
ive never met one person that can outsmart colgate *shows brush*
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The funniest thing to me is that i sent this in MONTHS ago, this place must get a lot of e-mail. Also, I didn't make it, I just found it. :B
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The Silent One · 846 weeks ago

COLGATE IS CREDIT TO TEAM!
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Only Colgate can clean the plaque from that mid-battle sandvich.
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Dr. Time-Cop · 846 weeks ago

Great job.
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5 starts for this one :D
ive never met one person that can outsmart colgate *shows brush*
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4 replies · active 846 weeks ago
It costs $400,000 dollars to brush my teeth for twelve seconds.
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and how long do you brush your teeth for?
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i am heavy weapons brush...and this...its my floss...
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Lol I never noticed it but heavy is a jason statham look a like.
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First! This is a good one.
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