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Celing G-Man Is watching you masturbate

And now that Oliver Bark knows he’s there, he’s finding it incredibly hard to concentrate!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 26, 2009 · 12:18 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (186 votes, average: 2.62 out of 5)
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with those eyes, he can see my soul masturbating
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I am not even jerking off and he still sees me masturbating. D:
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2 replies · active 837 weeks ago
Everyone is masturbating on the inside.
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Leafninja 91 · 837 weeks ago

true dat
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Holy sh!t... His eyes... (O_O)
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*prods his face with stick*
*explodes into gory mess*
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The right eyes in the wrong place can watch all the masturbation in the world.
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1 reply · active 835 weeks ago
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Longshotz5798 · 835 weeks ago

Ahh…
I see what you did there…
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Can't let you watch that, creeper!
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JESUS that's creepy...
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Way to spell. Ceiling
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No way, I was under my blankets!
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1 reply · active 836 weeks ago
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Oliver Bark · 836 weeks ago

Didn't you realise that a guy with eyes like his can see through that stuff?
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Inflator + Pupils = Tiny Pupils

(???)
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*goes up in arms*
It should be ceiling, not celing! Gosh, that person is so bad at spelling! 1/5! 1/5! 1/5!
Also, I applaud Shawn for rhyming with the picture. Good job!
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First is that stupid cat and now this...I need a steel celing.
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2 replies · active 835 weeks ago
steeling G-Man is watching you then
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win
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FloppyToast · 836 weeks ago

It seems you know how to spell masturbate correct except for 'ceiling'.
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1 reply · active 836 weeks ago
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Oliver Bark · 836 weeks ago

I was tired, and didn't spell-check it thoroughly enough. PLEASE DON'T HIT ME! *Cowers in corner*
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Ceiling. You spelled it "rong".
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MrSpaceCowboy · 837 weeks ago

Who knew my masturbating would have unforeseen consequences?
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Oliver Bark · 837 weeks ago

Sorry about the spelling mistake. I was tired.
>_<
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Lern two spal. (Eye lern wif fonnix.)
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the grammar nazis will be up in arms now...

So freaking scary. I never knew !!!! My boner bone broke
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1 reply · active 836 weeks ago
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Dr. Deadpool · 836 weeks ago

I think I lol'd more at 'my boner bone broke' than I did at the creepy Gman.
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*sigh* Fucking hell, where are the grammar police?
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Oh geez... I'm scared now ;_;
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