THE SCOUT UPDATE - NEW WEAPON: THE HAMSTER BALL

Roll over the competition with the Scout’s newest unlockable weapon… the hamster ball! If only this were real… it would look hilarious in the actual game!
Screenshot by Doc Ock Rokc

NEW WEAPON: THE HAMSTER BALL

Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 20, 2009 · 11:43 AM

(219 votes, average: 4.42 out of 5)

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The_Ginger 43p · 841 weeks ago

defects:
-can be pushed easily by the pyro air compression, can we say "volleyball"?
-no double jump
-this isnt real T_T

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Vabolo 118p · 841 weeks ago

The catch? No air holes.

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Tambay · 841 weeks ago

Minor manufacturing defect.

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Vabolo 118p · 841 weeks ago

The new ACME hamster-ball! Ideal for catching those pesky roadrunners once if for all! (If not used near a cliff)

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Oompa · 841 weeks ago

Satisfaction NOT Guaranteed

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The Silent One · 841 weeks ago

Says the man who works at Aperture.

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minespatch 27p · 841 weeks ago

Holy Crap, he's turned into Violet Parr! Run Syndrome, run!!!!

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Purplemon739 34p · 840 weeks ago

I'm the only one who has any idea what you're talking about.
I'll go hang myself now.

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Angel.9 Rakou Cobra 51p · 841 weeks ago

All I could think was Monkey Ball xD

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Vabolo 118p · 841 weeks ago

Monkey Ball Awesome

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oopma · 841 weeks ago

they see me rollin' they hatin'

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BlueChameleon 92p · 841 weeks ago

Just take an update you ... you ...
DOUBLE JUMPER!

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KingofRetards 84p · 841 weeks ago

Roll over the competition with the Scout’s newest unlockable weapon

Your puns never get old Shawn :D

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AuraMaster 107p · 841 weeks ago

I think the Scout has been playing a little too much Fuzion Frenzy.

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Gamegeneral · 841 weeks ago

Lets see, hamster scout+Bonk! energy drink=...
oh my god. he'll be unstoppable. RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
Oh no. He's FASTER THAN WE ARE!

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Eight_Ball 43p · 841 weeks ago

Am I the only person who sees the random grenade in the picture?

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doc ock rokc · 841 weeks ago

Yes they all see a random grenade bounceing off the hamster ball...because i put it there

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Eight_Ball 43p · 841 weeks ago

lol
It just struck me as odd that no one else commented about it.
As soon as I posted my last comment, I noteiced the RPG bouncing off too.

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Paiv 74p · 841 weeks ago

Gary's Mod FTW!!!!

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Purplemon739 34p · 841 weeks ago

Does this mean we have to start calling the scout Jake...?

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TehBlueOne 73p · 841 weeks ago

I want this so bad. D:

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G1drake 91p · 841 weeks ago

first was bonk, now is SQUISH

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MrRaccoon 106p · 841 weeks ago

After double jumping he can bounce! Boink!

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Random_Man 80p · 841 weeks ago

Too bad you wouldn't be able to crush heavies, or capture inteligence with it...

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MrRaccoon 106p · 841 weeks ago

"This is how I roll!"
From Bonk to Boink!

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Random_Man 80p · 841 weeks ago

That could be his taunt while in the ball, he runs in a circle saying that!

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Esspytood · 680 weeks ago

If we had a game with JUST these. then I might just play Team Fortress 2 then.

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Teh Ty · 841 weeks ago

That would just be plain fun. I still really like the new scout weapons. Can;t wait to see the force-a-naturw weapon though.

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3 replies · active 841 weeks ago

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Shawn Handyside 106p · 841 weeks ago

Man the FAN is a big disappointment if you ask me... doesn't feel like it does anything except hold less ammo. :/

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Shawn Handyside · 841 weeks ago

Man FAN is a big disappointment if you ask me... doesn't feel like it does anything except hold less ammo. :/

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Stick · 841 weeks ago

LOLvalvEneRfscoutnaoplzkbaiROFL

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Pat · 841 weeks ago

Can't backstab that shit. B-)

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Ripshot · 841 weeks ago

putting new meaning to scout rushes forever

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Deadalive · 841 weeks ago

Hamsterball vs. Heavys belly :D

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Doc ock rokc · 841 weeks ago

GOOD GOD! I almost fogot about that pic...you added a great caption...in fact...
WE MAKE GREAT TEAM!

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BigRich · 841 weeks ago

and heees..... SAFE!

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Sandbag · 841 weeks ago

Scout's gonna rock em AND roll em!

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The 4chanster · 841 weeks ago

He's going to BARREL roll them.

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Deadalive · 841 weeks ago

First MGS4 and now TF2, Nintendo is overtaking all the games via BARREL ROLLs!

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Ridley · 841 weeks ago

PHX = win.

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compelled · 841 weeks ago

That is....AWESOME!!!!!

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FFFFFF · 841 weeks ago

Crit hamster ball?

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Dr. Furry 73p · 841 weeks ago

epic shop is win. if only this were real. be great if u hit it with a pyo gas blast tho, launch it at enemies XD

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ManiacalZManiac · 841 weeks ago

It's not shopped. It's two PHX bowl props on Garry's Mod.
It is a freakin' sweet pic though. Doc Ock Rokc is the king of submissions on this site.

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Ryder · 841 weeks ago

DO WANT.

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Ryder on February 20th, 2009 4:47 pm

DO WANT.
MrRaccoon on February 20th, 2009 12:52 pm

"This is how I roll!"
From Bonk to Boink!
Rogan on February 20th, 2009 5:14 pm

epic shop is win. if only this were real. be great if u hit it with a pyo gas blast tho, launch it at enemies XD
Random_Man on February 20th, 2009 1:00 pm

Too bad you wouldn't be able to crush heavies, or capture inteligence with it…
g1drake on February 20th, 2009 6:01 pm

first was bonk, now is SQUISH
FFFFFF on February 20th, 2009 6:27 pm

Crit hamster ball?
Angel.9 Rakou Cobra on February 20th, 2009 6:38 pm

All I could think was Monkey Ball xD
compelled on February 20th, 2009 6:55 pm

That is….AWESOME!!!!!
TehBlueOne on February 20th, 2009 8:05 pm

I want this so bad. D:
ManiacalZManiac on February 20th, 2009 8:14 pm

It's not shopped. It's two PHX bowl props on Garry's Mod.
It is a freakin' sweet pic though. Doc Ock Rokc is the king of submissions on this site.
Ridley on February 20th, 2009 8:33 pm

PHX = win.
MrRaccoon on February 20th, 2009 8:39 pm

After double jumping he can bounce! Boink!
Purplemon739 on February 20th, 2009 9:20 pm

Does this mean we have to start calling the scout Jake…?
Paiv on February 20th, 2009 11:47 pm

Gary's Mod FTW!!!!
Sandbag on February 20th, 2009 11:48 pm

Scout's gonna rock em AND roll em!
The 4chanster on February 20th, 2009 11:55 pm

He's going to BARREL roll them.
BigRich on February 21st, 2009 12:05 am

and heees….. SAFE!
BlueChameleon on February 21st, 2009 12:43 am

Just take an update you … you …
DOUBLE JUMPER!
Doc ock rokc on February 21st, 2009 1:16 am

GOOD GOD! I almost fogot about that pic…you added a great caption…in fact…
WE MAKE GREAT TEAM!
Eight_Ball on February 21st, 2009 1:38 am

Am I the only person who sees the random grenade in the picture?
Eight_Ball on February 21st, 2009 2:58 am

lol
It just struck me as odd that no one else commented about it.
As soon as I posted my last comment, I noteiced the RPG bouncing off too.
Gamegeneral on February 21st, 2009 3:53 am

Lets see, hamster scout+Bonk! energy drink=…
oh my god. he'll be unstoppable. RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
Oh no. He's FASTER THAN WE ARE!
AuraMaster on February 21st, 2009 8:26 am

I think the Scout has been playing a little too much Fuzion Frenzy.
Deadalive on February 21st, 2009 10:27 am

Hamsterball vs. Heavys belly :D
Ripshot on February 21st, 2009 2:28 pm

putting new meaning to scout rushes forever
oopma on February 21st, 2009 6:31 pm

they see me rollin' they hatin'
KingofRetards on February 21st, 2009 6:32 pm

Roll over the competition with the Scout’s newest unlockable weapon

Your puns never get old Shawn :D
minespatch on February 22nd, 2009 1:43 am

Holy Crap, he's turned into Violet Parr! Run Syndrome, run!!!!
Vabolo on February 22nd, 2009 2:11 am

The catch? No air holes.
Pat on February 22nd, 2009 2:58 am

Can't backstab that shit. B-)
Stick on February 22nd, 2009 6:53 pm

LOLvalvEneRfscoutnaoplzkbaiROFL
The_Ginger on February 23rd, 2009 12:33 am

defects:
-can be pushed easily by the pyro air compression, can we say "volleyball"?
-no double jump
-this isnt real T_T
Teh Ty on February 23rd, 2009 1:13 am

That would just be plain fun. I still really like the new scout weapons. Can;t wait to see the force-a-naturw weapon though.
Vabolo on February 23rd, 2009 3:29 am

The new ACME hamster-ball! Ideal for catching those pesky roadrunners once if for all! (If not used near a cliff)
Esspytood on March 25th, 2012 6:58 pm

If we had a game with JUST these. then I might just play Team Fortress 2 then.