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Falcon… MUNCH!!!

DJS5590 is nommin’ his way to victory… Falcon style!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 20, 2009 · 8:43 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (155 votes, average: 3.46 out of 5)
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F-Zero, FALCON PAAAANCH, Nintendo, Special Attacks, Super Smash Bros, WarioWare, Wii

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Show me yo' chews!
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2 replies · active 844 weeks ago
Yes!
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Burnt Eyes · 844 weeks ago

Gum on!
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As he stood there covered in drool and gagging on garlic breath, Captain Falcon was deep in contemplation.
"Perhaps," he thought "Wario was not the best person on which to try out my new Falcon Headbutt. "
As if he could read his thoughts Wario then proved Falcon's theory to be correct.
"BUUUUUUURRRPP!"
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You know, constant unoriginal FALCON -UNCH! attempts will make me lose my falcon staunch for this site.
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2 replies · active 844 weeks ago
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Burnt Eyes · 844 weeks ago

What will cause you to falcon launch your pride in halolz again?
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A falcon bunch of awesome updates.
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Epic lunch!
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2 replies · active 844 weeks ago
Just a hunch?
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I have had the munchies before... I wonder what falcon munchies are like.
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1 reply · active 844 weeks ago
Just like "Kanine Krunchies" except they're for people.
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FALCON PAWNCH NOMS!
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Tastes like chicken?
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1 reply · active 844 weeks ago
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Toastngravy · 844 weeks ago

Tastes like Falcon.
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4/5 because I like Wario.
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sega star88 · 818 weeks ago

ok WTF?!? the Kirby eating people and popping back up franches is ...well Kirby and by that i mean normal, on the other hand, this is a straight no no for Nintendo. no wander they lost to sega and i was going to give them another chance but cannibalism? HELL NAW! THATS RIGHT BITCH! UP THERE. FUCK YOU ALL! Kirby, yes but wario, hes not gonna cough him back up.
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FALCON PAWNCH NOMS!
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Can't let you do that, Falcon Muncher!
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1 reply · active 699 weeks ago
omg wolf defends his enemy,his polar opposite his RIVAL...... whatever can't let you save that falcon star wolf
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Captain Falcon will stick for awhile
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He already had such bad gas to begin with. I shutter to think how this will affect him.
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1 reply · active 844 weeks ago
*Shudder. I guess I could shutter too, if I got my camera.
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It looks like he was trying to put his head in the lion's maw. Like those circus acts.

This failed epically.
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