Wait… the cake WASN’T a lie? Damn! I hate missing parties!
By Doc Ock Rokc
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 19, 2009 · 6:44 AM
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Categories: Depressing, Paranoia, Party Time, PC, Playstation, Portal, Things Are Heating Up, Valve Software, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment (60 Comments) |
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DAMN! No Way!
…okay… but what was the whole laying down on my belly part for?
Dammit! It looked so delicious and moist *sob*
I want that cake!
Chell should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque.
God…now I feel like a jerk for blowing up glaDos….and … and… companion cube might have been there…dear sweet companion cube, would he have forgiven me….
They were going to give you a massage while you ate your cake!
Wait, does this mean the part I tossed in the fire really did make shoes for orphans?
to be honest… that party kinda sucks… if my "congratulations for surviving" party consisted of cake, 3 people, 3 presents and a cart… i would want to kill the person who planned it as well
Remember they're just there to pick you up. ;D
I still don't trust them and that cake. Don't you know what's in there?!?!
fish
The companion cube.
When I played Portal the first time, I waited so long because I really thought someone was going to pick me up XD
Well…
….. There's sediment shaped sediment
Cranial injectors
Fish shaped solid waste, dirt and candies
3 tablespoons rhubarb on fire…
….. I'm with you on this one dude!
Not funny to anyone who hasn't played the game. 1/5
I tryed crouching over and over to see if i could lie down
This pic is made of so much epic win!!!
I especially love the guy looking over the rail like "you think she jumped?"
So THAT'S how you get the Partygoer achievement…
Soo ironic
"Well we may as well eat the damn thing!"
…okay, terrible reason for a bad rating aside, what would your rating be for someone who has played the game?
so which one cut my cake D:<
Love the guy scratching his head. Very clever pic.
Doc Ock Rokc you have outdone yourself.
Sadly, I must admit… I don't get this… Stupid dumb PC that doesn't have enough ram to play Portal.
Good posing, good map, good joke! 5/5
I bet they let you ride in the cart!
Then get a better one that does. Your computer obviously hates you. >.<
But… but… I wanted cake D:
I knew I should have listened to glados D:
Does this also mean the turrets really just wanted to know where I was so they could give me invites?
if they were picking you up then why did they bring the whole cake :O? Well you (or she) already killed the person who planned it, so :/
Dude you should play the game. It's only like 2-3 hours long anyway. Don't rate 1/5 simply because you haven't played the game. Any submission could be rated 1/5 if the person hasn't played the game/know the object/character/meme that is being referred to. Just don't rate.
Which explained why they shot on sight?
This is what happens when a genius (or rather someone who plays too much videogames/portal and has a bunch of free time -- to play too much videogames/portal) and g-mod collide. Very clever, i liked how you manipulated one guy to scratch his head :P
Thank you! I have always wanted to make something like this till i got to the spot but i didn't because i couldn't find anything "aperture" worthy
My one regret is i didn't add companion cube!
Cake Ingredients According to Youtube:
one 18.25 ounce chocolate cake mix
one can prepared coconut pecan frosting
3/4 cup vegetable oil
4 large eggs
one cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
3/4 cup butter or margarine
1 2/3 cup granulated sugar
2 cups all purpose flower
don't forget garnishes such as:
fish shaped crackers
fish shaped candies
fish shaped solid waste
fish shaped dirt
fish shaped Ethel benzine
pull n' peel licorice
fish shaped volatile organic compounds
and sediment shaped sediment
candy coated peanut butter pieces; shaped like fish
one cup lemon juice
alpha resins
unsaturated polyester resin
fiberglass surface resins
volatile malted milk impoundments
9 large egg yokes
12 medium geosynthetic membranes
one cup granulated sugar
an entry called: "How To Kill Someone With Your Bare-Hands"
2 cups rhubarb; sliced
2/3 granulated rhubarb
1 Tbsp all-purpose rhubarb
1 tsp grated orange rhubarb
3 Tbsp rhubarb; on fire
1 Large rhubarb
1 cross Bohr hole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb
2 Tbsp rhubarb juice
adjustable aluminum head positioned
slaughter electric needle injector
cordless electric needle injector
injector needle driver
injector needle gun
cranial caps
and it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and oder control chemical's that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.
GLaDOS PLEASE, DON'T MAKE ME EAT THE CAKE.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DX
Nice list.
It tried to kill me in my sleep. o.0
Lucky, it's a laptop so I tore it's battery out.
but…but…but i waited for them :( where were they!?
*assumes the party submission position*
needs a batman noise that happens whenevever they go to the meanwhile thing, other then that this is pure win
EYE POOP-ED MAI PAINTS
Your about 8 weeks late, but thanks anyway :P
WHO TOUCHED MY CAKE!!???
No! The promise of cake was a lie, the cake itself, is real
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