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DON’T TOUCH THEM!

No! Bad Sheik! No touchie touchie! And definitely NO grabby squeezey!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 17, 2009 · 4:19 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (167 votes, average: 4.02 out of 5)
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Awkward Moments, Boobies, Metroid, Nintendo, Super Smash Bros, The Legend of Zelda, Wii

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They made Super Smash Bros. an FPS: First Person Squeezer!
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Judging from the pose, it looks like Samus is kicking Shiek in the the nuts he/she may or may not have.
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2 replies · active 813 weeks ago
Schrodïgner nuts.
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silentdre · 813 weeks ago

you got the umlaut on the wrong vowel.
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Sheik:but... I AM A DOCTOR
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That's not a hand, it looks more like a claw from here...
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1 reply · active 842 weeks ago
yes, yes it does
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Now I'm imagining someone doing a joke with Captain Falcon about to use Raptor Boost on Samus from behind looking like he's about to grab the other most interesting part of her anatomy.
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What we Don't see is Snake Coming in from the Rear.....hehe "Rear"
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1 reply · active 842 weeks ago
I see what you did there
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Saw this on Brawl Snapshots, still a classic.
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But....but.....I wanna!
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All's I have to say is...Don't try to touch a girls boobs when she has a gun her hands O_o'.
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NO FREE SAMPLES!
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Samus's face... xD
I love it when the pictures are funny even without a caption!
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Samus is just sick of all the jokes about her breasts. Hopefully this doesn't get violent!
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Is it just me, or do those breasts look really unnatural right there?...

Hahahaha Face is priceless, though. For that, good pic.
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2 replies · active 842 weeks ago
They ALWAYS look unnatural.
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That's what you get when you shove a bunch of nerds in a room and tell them to design a sexy woman in a skintight suit. >.<
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Chaos Master · 837 weeks ago

PERFECT SIZE TITS AND BOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What's funny is that the word "them" is the one emphasized...

GO FOR THE ASS, SHEIK!
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Ooh, I'm glad my shots are getting so popular.. I saw this on deviantART, too. =]
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This is really hilarious!
Sheik's only comparing sizes, right?
If samus recognized it was zelda then she wouldn't be angry
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Sees snake coming in to tell them: "Hey did you you know girls can have sex with other girls." Samus: " I think sheik already knows...."
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dudemanawesome · 842 weeks ago

I can imagine how hard this was to pull off...
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