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PHONE FOR YOU. Hope it’s a doctor

Heh. I have to say… acrazyjon did not PHONE THIS ONE IN! You see because of the phone… and… oh cut me some slack, I’m on the road to D.C. over here!
But anyway, how about that Dead Rising 2? I was so psyched to hear about this!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 12, 2009 · 10:11 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (152 votes, average: 4.32 out of 5)
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Capcom, Dead Rising, Motivational, PC, Playstation, Smashy Smashy, Xbox 360, Zombies

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Those zombies are about to get ph-owned.
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5 replies · active 845 weeks ago
His heads going to be ringing after that one.
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I've got another one.

That thing is way too large! It must be phone-y!
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ph-owned is a win.
I can also say that the zombie is about to get hit in its Santa Cabeza! :D
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Ok, maybe that was not that funny.
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Damn, I think I used to have a cell that size... but I threw it out! Now what will I kill zombies with?!
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nono, it was
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O i c wut u did thar
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Dead ringing.
I have a PLAN for the next zombie apocalypse.
Frank here is about to prove that cellphones can cause permanent brain damage.
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Weird, I thought phones were supposed to be portable...But that's about the least portable phone I've ever seen. Other than you plug into a wall of course.
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"Honey? wait a minute, i got a zombie in the other line"
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EPIC WIN for the new Dead Rising.
EPIC LOSE on the change of protagonist -__________________________-
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4 replies · active 843 weeks ago
Well, from what I've heard, 2 is supposed to take place several years after Dead Rising 1. And after the ending of Dead Rising 1, did you really expect Frank to live that long?
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Bulletproof Moon · 845 weeks ago

Hey, have some faith in the guy!

he's covered wars ya know!
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that's probably why he aint in Fortune City, he's busy with a war
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Gamegeneral · 843 weeks ago

That's what he does. They hold wars just so he can cover them.
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Supah Brute · 846 weeks ago

PHONE FOR YOU!
I hope it's not Otis.
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Telecommunications
Reaching out in new ways.
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reminds me off the teribble resident evil movie with the zombiew of the phone also WOOOOO dead rising 2
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THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
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as you can see, the new sony ericson can kill zombies
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1 reply · active 846 weeks ago
and plays music while you're at it! What else can you ask for?
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NovaMan XP · 846 weeks ago

Holy crap! I didn't know there WAS a Dead Rising 2!
Awesome.
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How the fuck is this supposed to demotivate me? Cut it out people!
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1 reply · active 846 weeks ago
Fuck phone sex!
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1 reply · active 843 weeks ago
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Gamegeneral · 843 weeks ago

I do believe that the targetted zombie IS fucked.
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Just my personal opinion.. but I think that the quality of the recent halolz went down dramatically. Most of them should have some instructions attached like "Laugh here" or something. Maybe the worlds lolz resources are running low.. and soon halolz will be closed down? XD

When I first arrived at halolz I was having my belly muscles brutalized by the vast amounts of brilliant lolz. Back then I didnt even imagined its possible to create something that funny, in such absurd way of humour. Thats why I'm disappointed.
Or maybe I'm getting old... :)
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4 replies · active 845 weeks ago
Saying something isn't as good as it used to be isn't as good as it used to be.
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so true XD
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lol you got me here :)
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A brand new phone for all you zombie apocalypse survivors! It has that great retro 80's size which makes it perfect for fighting off the zombie hordes and the added size ensures you will never have trouble hearing the screams of the guy on the other phone!
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other possible captions:
I gotta reach out and beat someone.
I said "Give me a minute!"
Miss Cleo called. She predicts you're about to be in a world of pain.
This beating brought to you by Carrottop.
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