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AMBITION - There are quests, and then there are Japanese Quests

Well, you can’t blame the Japanese for setting their sights a little higher!
By Ryan Smith, and for those wondering… the game is Adventures of Musashi

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AMBITION

Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 4, 2009 · 2:21 PM

FAIL

LAME

NOT BAD

PRETTY GOOD

AWESOME

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MasqueNoMercy 96p · 845 weeks ago

well... its what i would have been thinking if i was going to try to defeat someone... just some random girl coming out and being like... "you won! i am so impressed... people who are victorious make me so horny!"

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MrRaccoon 106p · 845 weeks ago

Your comment is made of win

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MasqueNoMercy 96p · 845 weeks ago

thats also what she said

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kikkoman · 841 weeks ago

which is ALSO what she said.

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Sir_McCloud 47p · 802 weeks ago

Well, This is win. but I could see that line in a 70's japanese voice-over film.

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Star Wolf 37p · 842 weeks ago

Can't let you get laid, Musashi!

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Angel.9 Rakou Cobra 51p · 845 weeks ago

This made me lol a lot... but then the thought of some little kid just shouting that out somewhere in real life... priceless. xD

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BlueChameleon 92p · 845 weeks ago

The real question - does he succeed in his epic quest? If so, pics?
No, not defeating Kojiro...

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Paiv 74p · 845 weeks ago

Wow; Ryan Smith, you have officially won 13 complimentary internets for producing a comment with SEVEN REPLIES.

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darcus · 845 weeks ago

That's funny considering no less than three of them were mine.
Although thank you I will use those 13 internets to store maor funny pics.

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G1drake 91p · 845 weeks ago

AMBITION is good

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AuraMaster 107p · 845 weeks ago

Oh, Japan... Where would comedy be without you?

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Jkrswild 45p · 845 weeks ago

Well....it's always good to keep one's hopes up...even though the guy looks 10 yrs old

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Darcus · 845 weeks ago

LOL FYI you start off as a little kid in the game. I never beat it, but in the beginning there's a girl next door who you apparently promised to marry when you return.

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MexicanJuice 85p · 845 weeks ago

Bah, if it was Gaimon, the get laid hope would be easily acheived.

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kenpachi15 31p · 845 weeks ago

youre right its has a bunch of categories but says uncategorized still a funny pic the look on his face is magical so much hope in that little man

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AuraMaster 107p · 844 weeks ago

And since this guy is Japanese, he has an even littler man!

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omgwtfbbq 60p · 845 weeks ago

Sorry for the doublepost, but I had to mention...
Looking at the tags, there's "foreign object." Ell oh ell.
It's also categorized as uncategorized. What's up with that?

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Shawn Handyside 106p · 845 weeks ago

Ah I use "foreign object" for foreign stuff (witty, right?) and "uncategorized" is for any game too obscure to get it's own tag!

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omgwtfbbq 60p · 845 weeks ago

I see what you did there.
But I really think this could've had many more tags, including Anime, Awkward Moments, Cock Joke, Growth Spurt, Ninjas, No Caption Needed, Spiritual Enlightenment, True Love, and Weird.
Oh wait, not "including..." That's all of them.

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omgwtfbbq 60p · 845 weeks ago

He's sure he's defeating that guy, but not sure he'd get laid?
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Anyway, this reminded me of the Despair, Inc. AMBITION poster.
http://www.despair.com/ambition.html
Yeah, I'd sooner go with getting laid. Hurry up and make this into a poster!

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MrRaccoon 106p · 845 weeks ago

Great ambitions, you has them!

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AaronHong · 845 weeks ago

When I saw the name Kojiro I prettty much figured the name Musashi was involved... what? I thought everybody knew the legend...

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AuraMaster 107p · 811 weeks ago

When I see "Kojiro," I replace the K with a C and think of a blue chicken.

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Riot · 845 weeks ago

actually i don't.
And whan i see "kojiro" i think only of "last blade".
anyway lol at pic. there are numerous games like those - eastern games that may or may not be good, but never made it to usa due too the adult themes in them.

...at least, i think thats the reason why this game never got officially tramslated.

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darcus · 845 weeks ago

really though, as far as I've played it the game is very tame in language and graphics. It's like playing pokemon, except instead of a rival you get a girl that obsesses over riding your pole.

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omgwtfbbq 60p · 845 weeks ago

Does she really? And do you satisfy her request...?

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darcus · 845 weeks ago

I was speaking figuratively. Although tbh a pokemon game with sex sounds incredibly erotic. espcially if you can go at the pokemon too. Just wandering around in tall grass and you stumble upon some trainer getting boned by her Quilava oh man... That's so hot I think I need to fap.

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AuraMaster 107p · 811 weeks ago

Speaking of doing the nasty with Pokemon, am I the only person that thinks Tangela screams "tentacle rape"?

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omgwtfbbq 60p · 845 weeks ago

See that's what annoyed me about the Mystery Dungeon series: you can't MAKE EGGS.

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MrRaccoon 106p · 845 weeks ago

I think I saw a game like that on Newgrounds

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darcus · 845 weeks ago

I will perform one of a multitude of illicit acts on your nether regions if you provide a link.

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MrRaccoon 106p · 845 weeks ago

eh... no thanks .-.
I can't remeber where was it, but sure it is on newgrouds, there's anything on there

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Ugetwatuwant · 845 weeks ago

It`s not a game It`s a movie and It`s ....good I think here is the link it got some jokes to nintendo games and It has pokemon snap xxx X3
oh and even a 10 year boy can get laid XD
oh i almost forget here is the link enjoy your fap http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/476976

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MrRaccoon 106p · 845 weeks ago

Oh yeah, now I remember, that's exactly what I was talking about XD
nin10d'oh! if I remember

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Random Man · 845 weeks ago

I'm giving you a virtual high five for that comment

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Burnt Eyes · 845 weeks ago

Right on little dude! Perform your quest! Oh, and defeat Kojiro as well.

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stin · 845 weeks ago

japanese quests are the best

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Juggernaut470 84p · 845 weeks ago

according to this....NO SHIT!!!!!

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AdamSakuru · 845 weeks ago

Word!

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AuraMaster 107p · 844 weeks ago

What word?

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Comments by IntenseDebate

41 Comments

MasqueNoMercy on February 4th, 2009 7:23 pm

well… its what i would have been thinking if i was going to try to defeat someone… just some random girl coming out and being like… "you won! i am so impressed… people who are victorious make me so horny!"
stin on February 4th, 2009 7:29 pm

japanese quests are the best
MrRaccoon on February 4th, 2009 8:23 pm

Great ambitions, you has them!
MasqueNoMercy on February 4th, 2009 8:53 pm

thats also what she said
omgwtfbbq on February 4th, 2009 9:29 pm

He's sure he's defeating that guy, but not sure he'd get laid?
…
Anyway, this reminded me of the Despair, Inc. AMBITION poster.
http://www.despair.com/ambition.html
Yeah, I'd sooner go with getting laid. Hurry up and make this into a poster!
kenpachi15 on February 4th, 2009 9:39 pm

youre right its has a bunch of categories but says uncategorized still a funny pic the look on his face is magical so much hope in that little man
BlueChameleon on February 4th, 2009 9:50 pm

The real question -- does he succeed in his epic quest? If so, pics?
No, not defeating Kojiro…
Burnt Eyes on February 4th, 2009 10:43 pm

Right on little dude! Perform your quest! Oh, and defeat Kojiro as well.
g1drake on February 4th, 2009 10:54 pm

AMBITION is good
MexicanJuice on February 4th, 2009 6:10 pm

Bah, if it was Gaimon, the get laid hope would be easily acheived.
Jkrswild on February 4th, 2009 11:12 pm

Well….it's always good to keep one's hopes up…even though the guy looks 10 yrs old
Angel.9 Rakou Cobra on February 5th, 2009 2:05 am

This made me lol a lot… but then the thought of some little kid just shouting that out somewhere in real life… priceless. xD
omgwtfbbq on February 4th, 2009 9:32 pm

Sorry for the doublepost, but I had to mention…
Looking at the tags, there's "foreign object." Ell oh ell.
It's also categorized as uncategorized. What's up with that?
Stealthbladez on February 5th, 2009 5:48 am

according to this….NO SHIT!!!!!
AaronHong on February 5th, 2009 2:09 pm

When I saw the name Kojiro I prettty much figured the name Musashi was involved… what? I thought everybody knew the legend…
darcus on February 5th, 2009 4:02 pm

really though, as far as I've played it the game is very tame in language and graphics. It's like playing pokemon, except instead of a rival you get a girl that obsesses over riding your pole.
AuraMaster on February 6th, 2009 7:31 am

Oh, Japan… Where would comedy be without you?
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Paiv on February 6th, 2009 8:41 pm

Wow; Ryan Smith, you have officially won 13 complimentary internets for producing a comment with SEVEN REPLIES.
AdamSakuru on February 7th, 2009 12:30 am

Word!
darcus on February 7th, 2009 12:55 am

That's funny considering no less than three of them were mine.
Although thank you I will use those 13 internets to store maor funny pics.
Star Wolf on February 24th, 2009 12:18 am

Can't let you get laid, Musashi!

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