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Robert Miller is about to show you his moves! HEAVY PAAAAWNCH!!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 30, 2009 · 1:04 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (362 votes, average: 4.59 out of 5)
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Aerial Maneuvers, Cray-Z Crossovers, FALCON PAAAANCH, Fists of Fury, Heavy Weapons, PC, Playstation, Sneak Attack, Special Attacks, Super Smash Bros, Team Fortress 2, Things Are Heating Up, Valve Software, Xbox 360

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I started laughing before I even read the caption.
5/5
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1 reply · active 847 weeks ago
Same here, but i had to read the caption to fully understand it...
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That's what you get for touching the Sandvich.
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Heavy: Some people say they can outsmart me. maybe...*sniff* maybe...i have yet to meet one who can outsmart FALCON PAAWNCH!!!
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crits from the heavy feel like this too as a scout ;-;
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This picture is heresy. No one may use Falcon Punches except Captain Falcon and Kirby Falcon. Not even Falcon High-Priest Ganondorf (he is, however allowed to use an almost exact replica...)
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1 reply · active 837 weeks ago
Ahh, but this is the HEAVY Punch.
It's the Heavy's version, he made from his learnings as a disciple of Falcon.
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Caption not needed! All you need is a flaming fist for win. n_n
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Where is your Falcon BONK now, little man?
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The picture is so epic, that it doesn't even need PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWNCH!!!!!!!. FALCON... explains it all.

:P :P
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1 reply · active 847 weeks ago
So awesome it just need one word!
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Which would win: Heavy Punch or Falcon Punch?
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Scout: Oh fuck.

XD WIN!
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1 reply · active 847 weeks ago
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Hamstadini · 847 weeks ago

In my head, it was more like

Scout: "Why did it get dark in here all of a sudden?"
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Best Falcon Crossover EVER.
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Oh Heavy.
Just wait till the Scout update.
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Revenge has never been good... unless it's done with a Falcon Paaaawnch!
They can't outsmart it!
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Haha, I would be pretty afriad to turn around and face that!
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It's true! We don't need guns or violence in this world! A good, ol' fashioned Falcon Punch will solve all our differences. Especially differences involving opinions on who gets the last sandwich.
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The most EPIC punch ever
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HEAVY PUNCH!!!

lrts see if he will show his BONK
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if you ever saw the video "meet the scout" this would be considered revenge
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1 reply · active 847 weeks ago
but, but the heavy gets his revenge almost all the time on me ;-;

and especially since yesterday due to the Natasha...*shudders* EVERYONE'S freakin using that terror of a gun now ;-;
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This picture is full of win.
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i dont even play team fortress and i know this is awesome. 10/5. XD
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"Show me ya sandvich!"
XD PURE WIN
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"He punched out all my blood!"
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He is about to taste a knuckle sanvich! *rimshot*
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Deth2Gerbilz · 847 weeks ago

NO ONE eats the heavys sandvich
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Scout will counter with BONKAI
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dudemanawesome · 847 weeks ago

PPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...
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1 reply · active 847 weeks ago
Text overflow win?
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Oh man, I wait for this to be a skin mod on FPSbanana at some point.
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cyborg1688 · 847 weeks ago

This is the funniest picture that Halolz has had in a LONG time.
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CAPTAIN HEVUKON!*massive explosion.*
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Burnt Eyes · 847 weeks ago

That's gonna leave a mark...
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3 replies · active 847 weeks ago
More like a crater O_O

Falcon Bonk just can't beat Heavy's PAUNCH.
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sif scout's quick enough to dodge that anyday of the week hahha
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fancy pants · 847 weeks ago

Not only is it powerful, but that Scout is probably frozen in fear right now with a darker shade of brown pants.
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ChitterChatter · 847 weeks ago

I didn't have to read the caption to fall out of my chair. This one is a WIN any day!
"What was that sandvich? Falcon Punch? Good idea! Ha hahahahaha!"
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Just plain epic fucking win.

5/5
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..The scout is the one who touched the heavies gun. Now heavy is getting revenge.
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help if heavy ever reached enough brain capacity to sneak up on ANYTHING, scouts ftw :P
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Hirouzamaki · 847 weeks ago

What's the point of posting this? It's going to be replaced by "Send Link" anyway...
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lol don't know what game this is from but the pic still rocks!!! btw why is everyone's comments grey and ty for super expanding the comments page dudemandawesome
>=[
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i48captfa1con · 847 weeks ago

CAPT FALCONS GAY ND A CRAP CHARECTER IN SSB AND A CRAP GAME SERIES F-ZEROS IS GAY
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2 replies · active 837 weeks ago
apparently, you've never played Super Smash Bros (64. You didn't add a tag after it, so I'm assuming that that's the one you're talking about.) Falcon Punch in that game is the equivalent of a GOOD final smash (i.e. Aether) in Brawl. And only takes two seconds to charge. (However, he still is good in Melee, and better in Brawl.)

Learn how to type proper English, please. Or at least legible English.
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if you say hes gay why are you called i48captfa1con???
besides this picture is WIN
note: go learn some grammar wise guy, then insult the great falcon
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