The problem with zombies is that they’re never up during normal business hours!
By ZenOfThunder, submitted by Killercartoons
Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 28, 2009 · 3:18 AM |
Categories: Depressing, Failure, Left 4 Dead, Motivational, PC, Serious Business, Valve Software, Xbox 360, Zombies · Leave a comment () 45 Comments |
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Oh, that poor, poor zombie. All it wanted was to buy Left 4 Dead.
To top things off later that day she got spinal tapped. You know what they say, "when it rains it pours".
BRAIN STORE IS CLOSED
"no brrrainsss,sniff"
Left 4 Lunch
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Oh no, just the last day before all her brain cupons expired D:
How many left4dead entries are now?
Awwwwwww….all she wanted was some eye liner and new lipstick.
At least it wasn't a "The store's all are closed" motivational poster. The caption could've read "With a word she could get what she came for."
Why is the store on quarantine…?
Just what was she hoping to buy?
This so should've been made into a Dead Rising Wii joke xD
First she gets infected, then she has to put up with the witches whining, then that mess with the tank and now her favorite store's closed. How can her day get any worse?
A zombie hater would shoot her in the face, that could be worse XD
and then steal her purse
i know what you meant,it true, only brains of fallen scientist or super models
All she wanted was to do her laundry…
She gets attacked by a vicious hoarde of humans!
… Dead 4 Left … Coming Soon …
This just makes me ;_;
Poor zombie, all she wanted was to make up her mind between buying Left 4 Dead, eye liner and lipstick, or doing her laundry…
i is thinking mebe she just wants new arm, like seriously zombie apocalypse brought prices way down
and what you did with that brain.
She buys the lipstick and puts it on her forehead! (MAKEUP her mind :D)
Aren't bad jokes great?
This is pretty amazing and I'm totally posting it up on albotas.
EYE POOP-ED MAI PAINTS