HOMELAND SECURITY - Duke Nukem - blowing terrorists and “illegal aliens” to hell for well over a decade!

Duke is a great guy and all, but I just don’t think he should be receiving government funding…
By LonelyImmortal, submitted by Cecil Harvy

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 27, 2009 · 9:38 PM 
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Duke Nukem, Motivational, PC, Serious Business

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21 Responses to “HOMELAND SECURITY”

  1. ssss on January 28th, 2009 3:00 am

    First?
    Obama should have picked Duke for homeland security.

  2. Keile on January 28th, 2009 3:19 am

    Now he just needs to hurry up and get his new game out :P

  3. KingofRetards on January 28th, 2009 4:10 am

    He kicks ass and saves our nation, but still hasn't had his new game come out.

  4. Nick Soapdish on January 28th, 2009 5:37 am

    Hold on a second… Duke Nukem hasn't done a thing for ten years!
    Anyway I'm ready to post on the internet and chew bubblegum…. and I'm all out of gum.

  5. Nick Soapdish on January 28th, 2009 5:37 am

    Hold on a second… Duke Nukem hasn't done a thing for ten years!
    Anyway I'm ready to post comments on the internet and chew bubblegum…. and I'm all out of gum.

  6. AquaLink on January 28th, 2009 5:56 am

    DUKE NUKEM FOREVER!!!

  7. Taiho on January 28th, 2009 6:58 am

    So this is why we haven't had a new game in ten years? Because Duke is too busy lying to women about his job to actually show up for work?

  8. Wassit on January 28th, 2009 8:12 am

    Great Job Guarding the Borders there Duke!

    Now if you Excuse Me I have to Brush up on My Spanish if I want to place a Order at Mcdonalds

  9. Segasonicdude on January 28th, 2009 8:14 am

    Isnt there a Rumor going around of a Second Unreleased Game?

  10. Necro on January 28th, 2009 5:52 pm

    Always bet on migration agents!!

  11. Pat on January 29th, 2009 4:00 am

    America's got baaaaalls of steeeeeeel.

  12. AuraMaster on January 30th, 2009 4:34 am

    Duke Nukem: He came to protect our borders and chew gum… and he's all out of gum.

  13. The_Uber_Geek on October 5th, 2010 8:49 pm

    Am i the only one of us who is such a geek, i immediately thought of Arnold Shwazanneger wen i saw dis?

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