HOMELAND SECURITY - Duke Nukem - blowing terrorists and “illegal aliens” to hell for well over a decade!

Duke is a great guy and all, but I just don’t think he should be receiving government funding…
By LonelyImmortal, submitted by Cecil Harvy

HOMELAND SECURITY

Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 27, 2009 · 9:38 PM

(110 votes, average: 3.85 out of 5)

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Duke Nukem, Motivational, PC, Serious Business

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Lunch 78p · 756 weeks ago

Am i the only one of us who is such a geek, i immediately thought of Arnold Shwazanneger wen i saw dis?

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Nick Soapdish · 844 weeks ago

Hold on a second... Duke Nukem hasn't done a thing for ten years!
Anyway I'm ready to post on the internet and chew bubblegum.... and I'm all out of gum.

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AuraMaster 107p · 843 weeks ago

Duke Nukem: He came to protect our borders and chew gum... and he's all out of gum.

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Pat · 843 weeks ago

America's got baaaaalls of steeeeeeel.

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Necro 45p · 844 weeks ago

Always bet on migration agents!!

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Segasonicdude · 844 weeks ago

Isnt there a Rumor going around of a Second Unreleased Game?

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1 reply · active 844 weeks ago

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Taiho 86p · 844 weeks ago

It would not surprise me. They've had enough time to make five games by my estimate.

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Wassit · 844 weeks ago

Great Job Guarding the Borders there Duke!

Now if you Excuse Me I have to Brush up on My Spanish if I want to place a Order at Mcdonalds

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3 replies · active 828 weeks ago

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killercartoons 71p · 844 weeks ago

Yeah, or if you want to get anything at Home Depot....

"This is America darn it! Speak American!" jk

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ziggystardust · 842 weeks ago

and yet the american language is english :D

and dont say its not cause you spell stuff differently, casue all that says to me is somwhere along the line, a settler didnt know how to spell colour :D jks

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Old comment maker · 828 weeks ago

actually, there is no american language. nothing is official.

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Taiho 86p · 844 weeks ago

So this is why we haven't had a new game in ten years? Because Duke is too busy lying to women about his job to actually show up for work?

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AquaLink 69p · 844 weeks ago

DUKE NUKEM FOREVER!!!

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2 replies · active 828 weeks ago

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MasqueNoMercy 96p · 844 weeks ago

yup, thats about how long it will take for the new game to be finished...

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Luka TUka · 828 weeks ago

and it;s also how many times that joke has been made.

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Nick Soapdish 110p · 844 weeks ago

Hold on a second... Duke Nukem hasn't done a thing for ten years!
Anyway I'm ready to post comments on the internet and chew bubblegum.... and I'm all out of gum.

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KingofRetards 84p · 844 weeks ago

He kicks ass and saves our nation, but still hasn't had his new game come out.

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L.T. · 843 weeks ago

Meh. I always preferred the original DN sidescrollers over the FPS anyway.

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G1drake 91p · 844 weeks ago

it will take FOREVER to release

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Keile · 844 weeks ago

Now he just needs to hurry up and get his new game out :P

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ssss · 844 weeks ago

First?
Obama should have picked Duke for homeland security.

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ssss on January 28th, 2009 3:00 am

First?
Obama should have picked Duke for homeland security.
Keile on January 28th, 2009 3:19 am

Now he just needs to hurry up and get his new game out :P
KingofRetards on January 28th, 2009 4:10 am

He kicks ass and saves our nation, but still hasn't had his new game come out.
Nick Soapdish on January 28th, 2009 5:37 am

Hold on a second… Duke Nukem hasn't done a thing for ten years!
Anyway I'm ready to post on the internet and chew bubblegum…. and I'm all out of gum.
Nick Soapdish on January 28th, 2009 5:37 am

Hold on a second… Duke Nukem hasn't done a thing for ten years!
Anyway I'm ready to post comments on the internet and chew bubblegum…. and I'm all out of gum.
AquaLink on January 28th, 2009 5:56 am

DUKE NUKEM FOREVER!!!
Taiho on January 28th, 2009 6:58 am

So this is why we haven't had a new game in ten years? Because Duke is too busy lying to women about his job to actually show up for work?
Wassit on January 28th, 2009 8:12 am

Great Job Guarding the Borders there Duke!

Now if you Excuse Me I have to Brush up on My Spanish if I want to place a Order at Mcdonalds
Segasonicdude on January 28th, 2009 8:14 am

Isnt there a Rumor going around of a Second Unreleased Game?
Necro on January 28th, 2009 5:52 pm

Always bet on migration agents!!
Pat on January 29th, 2009 4:00 am

America's got baaaaalls of steeeeeeel.
AuraMaster on January 30th, 2009 4:34 am

Duke Nukem: He came to protect our borders and chew gum… and he's all out of gum.
The_Uber_Geek on October 5th, 2010 8:49 pm

Am i the only one of us who is such a geek, i immediately thought of Arnold Shwazanneger wen i saw dis?