Duke is a great guy and all, but I just don’t think he should be receiving government funding…
By LonelyImmortal, submitted by Cecil Harvy
Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 27, 2009 · 9:38 PM |
Categories: Duke Nukem, Motivational, PC, Serious Business · Leave a comment () 21 Comments |
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First?
Obama should have picked Duke for homeland security.
Now he just needs to hurry up and get his new game out :P
He kicks ass and saves our nation, but still hasn't had his new game come out.
Hold on a second… Duke Nukem hasn't done a thing for ten years!
Anyway I'm ready to post on the internet and chew bubblegum…. and I'm all out of gum.
Hold on a second… Duke Nukem hasn't done a thing for ten years!
Anyway I'm ready to post comments on the internet and chew bubblegum…. and I'm all out of gum.
DUKE NUKEM FOREVER!!!
So this is why we haven't had a new game in ten years? Because Duke is too busy lying to women about his job to actually show up for work?
Great Job Guarding the Borders there Duke!
Now if you Excuse Me I have to Brush up on My Spanish if I want to place a Order at Mcdonalds
Isnt there a Rumor going around of a Second Unreleased Game?
Always bet on migration agents!!
America's got baaaaalls of steeeeeeel.
Duke Nukem: He came to protect our borders and chew gum… and he's all out of gum.
Am i the only one of us who is such a geek, i immediately thought of Arnold Shwazanneger wen i saw dis?