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CRITICAL HITS - Some are more devastating than others.

Goddamn crit rockets!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 8, 2009 · 12:38 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (180 votes, average: 4.21 out of 5)
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Explosives, Heavy Weapons, Lucky Day, Massive Damage, Motivational, Overkill, PC, Playstation, Team Fortress 2, Things Are Heating Up, Valve Software, Xbox 360

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Also, I think "Crit Rockets: FUCK YEAH!!" would be an appropriate alternate caption.
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the allies had nothing to do with hiroshima
it was all red team
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Also:
"Wild city has fainted!"
Trainer America is out of PokeBombs!
Pyro won $48!
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Soldier is such a crit-whore. I mean, honestly. This happens every five minutes
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I love rocket lawn chairs.
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2 replies · active 794 weeks ago
And the hobo-looking POWs that carry them in their pants!
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We all Know They are a step up from Rocket Stools
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Not all Critical Hits are created equal.

Though, you have to admit, nothing is more satisfying than reflecting a crit rocket right back at the bewildered Soldier who fired it. Almost as fun as grenadeflying with the Demoman...
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I'd say that this Soldier likes the smell of Napalm in the morning, as it smells like Victory.
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And that is exactly how we blew Hiroshima to bits.
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1 reply · active 838 weeks ago
mmmmmmm...inappropriate humor is inappropriate?
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CRIIIIIT ROCKETS :D
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and thats critical
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I like this. Nothing amazing or new, but quite well done. 4/5
Lol, tagged 'under things are heating up'! :D
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missingno · 847 weeks ago

OT -- Is it just me or is the random submission link (<a href="http://www.halolz.com/?random)broken?" target="_blank">http://www.halolz.com/?random)broken?
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Also:
"Wild city has fainted!"
Trainer America is out of PokeBombs!
Pyro won ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLARS!
*play Dr. Evil theme song*
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Paul d'Arbonne · 847 weeks ago

Now if only more games would do this.
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3 replies · active 794 weeks ago
play jak3 and you got your portable nuke gun
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Because Having a..
360 Degree sentry turret
Grenade Launcher
A Rifle shell that reflects like 15 times
A Mini-gun that Shoots homing wisp-like bullets (That can hit people behind you)
An Anti Gravity Gun
..Is Enough..

*UPGRADE!* Portable Nuke Attachment.

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"That was easy!"
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Burnt Eyes · 847 weeks ago

BOOM head shot!
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JEFF DUNHAM · 847 weeks ago

Oldy modly
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Thatfagoverthar · 847 weeks ago

HAXXORED LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
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hehehehe.....Jkrswild likes big boom
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Now THAT is a Motivational Poster.
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soldier uses crit rocket.....ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE
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This instantly fails.
1: It's a bad photoshop
B: The motivational poster is not needed
Forty Nine: It's just not funny
1/5
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1 reply · active 847 weeks ago
While it is a bad Photoshop job and I agree the motivational bit wasn't needed, how is it not funny?

A critical rocket is like the "nuke" of TF2. It pretty much guarantees an instant kill against anyone except perhaps an ubered Heavy with two or three Medics healing him at once.
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