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YOUR ANUS - It’s grown a lot.

Paulie… why would this old man be keeping track of such things? Is there something you need to tell us?

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 6, 2009 · 11:58 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (271 votes, average: 4.18 out of 5)
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Adult Situations, Bootylicious, Disturbing, Gameboy, Growth Spurt, Motivational, Nintendo, Pokémon

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See this is how Ash really gets his money to fund his Pokemon journey. Sexual favours for seedy old men.
His chocolate staryu used to be tight like a Cloyster, now it's as stretched as the mouth of a Golbat.
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2 replies · active 848 weeks ago
:O
...That's the most horrible thing I've read so far this year!
Gotta love the old name manipulation though. 4/5
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fun fact that i am totally gonna get -1 for, after a month it can re-tighten, for the purpose of re-streching.
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... did not need to know that... O.e
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inorite?
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YO DAWG!! We heard you like reading things twice so we the picture text in your picture text so you can read while you read!!
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3 replies · active 846 weeks ago
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Deth2Gerbilz · 848 weeks ago

dude, awesome
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HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
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Deth2Gerbilz · 846 weeks ago

my /b/rotha, y'all best be trollin'.

also, i find your lack of goatse referances disturbing
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This was so bad, that when I rated it a 1, it actually went UP some points.
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1 reply · active 848 weeks ago
The ratings use a weird averaging thingamajig. Sometimes if you're the only one who rates a pic negatively, it'll ignore that as a malicious vote. Though I don't think that's the case with this one, as I think we can all agree that dirty Pokemon names were funny when we were kids, but not so much anymore, as most of us actually have some experience with what we named them after.
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FOR MAXIMUM POKEMON LULZ, NAME YOUR CHARACTER "I Say."

You'll thank me later.

Maybe.
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1 reply · active 848 weeks ago
Oh Yahtzee...
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Surprise buttsecks.

._. He's scaring me.
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1 reply · active 721 weeks ago
lemme guess...
you disguised as a skitty?
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dudemanawesome · 848 weeks ago

Wins for using old generation Red/Blue.
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awww..nobody lieks me image. poo poo pishoo.
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And I've grown tired of these jokes of jokes.
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What the fuck, Shawn?
Where did all the comments go?
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7 replies · active 848 weeks ago
Yeah! We demand answers!
I actually had a decent comment up that I got a reply to and then I find out it's not even there?!?
My comment said:
"See this is how Ash really gets his money to fund his Pokemon journey. Sexual favours for seedy old men. His chocolate staryu used to be tight like a Cloyster, now it's as stretched as the mouth of a Golbat. "
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By the way, what was the reply?
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Shout out to Zink120, keep it real:
":O ...That's the most horrible thing I've read so far this year! Gotta love the old name manipulation though. 4/5"
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Huh.
I must've missed the 'decent' part.
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Hm.... you're right. I probably have should replaced the word decent with disturbing, dodgy, disgusting or disgraceful.
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It's all good :P
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That's what she said.
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Serious lack of originality here. 2/5
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What happened to the comments on this post? I posted one earlier and there were other comments before and now they've disappeared?
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There seems to be a growing trend with this kind of joke.
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but if were boobs?
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1 reply · active 848 weeks ago
Then it wouldn't be Anus.

Duh.
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That is...disturbing. Also a bit old, yet for some reason i am compelled to rate a 4.
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meh, even the good ones get old. a bit played, but still a bit of humor. 4/5 b/c its a classic
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meh, even the good ones get old. a bit played, but still a bit of humor. 4/5 b/c its a classic
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Shawn's comment definitely made it, otherwise it's a bit played...
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Oh pshaw, everyone know that the old man is talking about the planet.

Heh, this never gets old for me :P

Then again I'm messed up like that.
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See this is how Ash really gets his money to fund his Pokemon journey. Sexual favours for seedy old men.
His chocolate staryu used to be tight like a Cloyster, now it's as stretched as the mouth of a Golbat.
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3 replies · active 810 weeks ago
:O
...That's the most horrible thing I've read so far this year!
Gotta love the old name manipulation though. 4/5
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That is...disturbing. Also a bit old, yet for some reason i am compelled to rate a 4.
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Deth2Gerbilz · 846 weeks ago

WHERE ARE ALL THE GOATSE REFERENCES!!!?!?!?!
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Wait, how does your asshole grow?
Fail/5.
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2 replies · active 848 weeks ago
Anal penetration
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Thank you for that LOVELY bit of information.
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Maybe it's just me, but changing "penis" to "anus" kills any humour found in this joke.
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Replace 'Anus' with 'Penis' for an equally dirty and unfunny joke!
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official first blocker
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Oh pshaw, everyone know that the old man is talking about the planet.

Heh, this never gets old for me :P

Then again I'm messed up like that.
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Shawn's comment definitely made it, otherwise it's a bit played...
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Holy jesus, I'M SHITTING WITH ORIGINALITY FROM THIS PICTURE!

The pun makes it so much worse too.
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