Poor Medic… he has no idea what he’s in for!
By TripMineMedic
Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 4, 2009 · 12:01 PM |
Categories: Cray-Z Crossovers, No Caption Needed, PC, Playstation, Portal, Science/Math, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment () 35 Comments |
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Of course, this is right before Heavy burst through the back wall screaming, "MEDIC!!", with thousands of turrets firing behind him,
Win/5
I loled
Get ready for it…
…
IT'S SCIEEEEEEENCE!!
The heavy is a lie.
The heavy is a lie.
The heavy is a lie.
The heavy is a lie.
It took me way too long to undestand the joke.
So, I'll just rate this 1/5.
He'll have to survive the oven first.
He'll have to survive the oven first!
Aw, he looks so sad! :(
I reckon the radio is driving him nuts looping "Still Alive", lol!
There's a joke here?
I thought it was just the Medic in Portal… :/
Still can't see it.
i did all i could to destroy that… it didnt work….
Oh noes! How will the Medic cope with throwing the Companion Cube into the incinerator when he already has to deal with the loss of the Heavy?
…Cake or death…hmmm
Oh Medic. Poor, poor Medic. This is what happens when you take a job transfer offer from Apeture Science, everyone knows that!
Same, lol! I can't remember, can you take it with you? Cos then you could probs destroy it at the end of level…
Ah, well. Poor guy needs some cake :)
Hello, Medic. Would you like to play a game?
I think the medic wants some cake
get ready for the finnnnngerrrrrrr
Dumpkoffs!
Just wait until he finds out the cake is a lie
would have been better if it was heavy then you could say "the sandvich is a lie!"
His right foot seems a little…….. dislocated.
The Spy would love this game.
Meanwhile, deep within the underground of Aperture Science…
'OM NOM NOM NOM'
He's just sad because he has to use that toilet behind him and he's realised everyone can watch through the glass. It's also being caught by security camera to be uploaded to portalvoyuer.com later.
HUGE SUCCESS!
i was thinking halolz was running low on some portal lolz lately. someone's a mind reader :o
now i wanna mod portal to play as a medic >:[
Pfff.. It's the Mojave Experiment.
Stick the people in the box, fill their heads with liez..
Then feature the ones who don't snap on TV.
It's perrrrfect…
The Spy would really enjoy himself here, with all those turrets….
*Billy enters*
"Hello… Medic. In this room is a many winded rubric of accoutrements that will lead you many choices outside this room that in turn will reveal the many endeavors hat you have realized have caused you to ignore your oath. Will you end up forgiving yourself in the suffering of others or ending lives as you have? Make your choice."
*Screen shuts off*
"VAT ZEH HELL VAS DAT ABOUT?!"
Somewhere far away a Tobin Bell watches the television sets, muttering "Oh yes, there will be cake…"
This looks like a horror movie.
"Hello, Medic. Do you wana play a game?"
This looks like a horror movie.
"Hello, Medic. Do you wanna play a game?"
Hmmm, not bad, but now let's photoshop in a Headcrab and add a "Surprise Buttsecs" caption