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SHH… LIGHTS OFF!

Which witch is which?
Either way I don’t think turning off your flashlight will help at this point.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 29, 2008 · 7:35 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (252 votes, average: 4.58 out of 5)
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Creepy/Spooky, Haxorz, Left 4 Dead, Overkill, PC, Valve Software, Xbox 360, Zombies

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if i saw this in the safe room... id probably shit a mountain
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1 reply · active 852 weeks ago
Really good pic. I'd love to throw a molotov in that.
Actually why does Zoey in the game shush you to turn the light off. Was the light too noisy? And why after going shhh does she shout lights off. Isn't shouting the opposite of shushing?
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3 replies · active 815 weeks ago
After entering the crackhouse, the policemen were astonished by a ghastly sight....
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2 replies · active 815 weeks ago
"congratulations on completing easy mode. you have unlocked normal difficulty!!1" now how many enemies will there be!!!!
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1 reply · active 723 weeks ago
it's even scarier because they're all in a safe room.
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3 replies · active 852 weeks ago
Oh Bill, you unlucky bastard.
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1 reply · active 852 weeks ago
it's about to really suck to be there....
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1 reply · active 852 weeks ago
I always knew the AI Director was a bastard
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JESUS H. CHRIST
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There is way too many comments here.
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*Again, only has a wii*
So, are those the Left 4 Dead equivalent of ...*Tries to think of a good comparison*

Uh... I can't think of anything. So those things are very strong enemies, but they only go nuts if you shine a light on them?
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1 reply · active 851 weeks ago
this must be the "Rape" difficulty
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1 reply · active 852 weeks ago
shine your light on all of them and close the door behind you that should kill them all (the survivors)
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i especially enjoyed the fact that the player has his light on and is pointing it right in the middle of the croud... little too late for the lights out at that point...
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2 replies · active 852 weeks ago
Holy shit.....
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i think the only thing that could possibly be worse than this would be a room full of the RE4 Regenerators. man those things freaked me out. not so much how they looked or anything, just that when i shot it's legs out, the damn thing turned into a freakin land shark and attacked my shoulder when i got close.
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5 replies · active 852 weeks ago
i hope to never run across a game like this. granted, i've become insane with L4D and would shoot right into it after calming down, but not before i piss myself after first glance.

actually, your best bet to escape this would be to turn off your light IMMEDIATELY and just calmly walk out the door. i've stood right next to witches with my light off before and they didn't do anything to me but growl.
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2 replies · active 852 weeks ago
I was punting small, screaming children in the dark for weeks after playing L4D...
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This needs to be in the "Bad Ideas" category.
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"I'll find whoever's doing that and GIVE them something to cry about!"
-Me seconds before being mauled by a Witch first time I played L4D.

First time something in a video game has scared me. Not startled, legitimately scared.
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Oh noes... someone is about to get owned.
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Seriously, what part of "No humans allowed" didn't you understand?
You don't intrude on secret club meetings like this, jeez...
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sir_auronDX · 852 weeks ago

oh thats just evil
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yeah, if i hadn't played L4D the other day i wouldn't get this at all...
but that's some scary shit
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1 reply · active 852 weeks ago
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doc ock rokc · 852 weeks ago

This is one of those OH SHI moments
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Unsilenced · 834 weeks ago

There are times and places to fill a brown paper bag with air and scare the shit out of them.

This one is a tough call.
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:(

*cries*
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He's actually perfectly safe. Want proof? Here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZwTusQg8gQ
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Dr. Time-Cop · 849 weeks ago

WE NEED A LOT MORE MOLOTOV.
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shadow12924 · 851 weeks ago

the perfect caption would have been "do not want!" =-)
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Spherical Combatant · 851 weeks ago

" !! the which has been startled" " !! the which has been startled" " !!! the which has been startled" you: oshi-
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xboxfreakofnature · 852 weeks ago

My first thought on seeing this was.
"OH MY FUCKING GAWD"
then i loled.
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Oh, snap! I knew zombies would take over! That's why I have THIS. *holds up unlimited ammo rocket launcher* Bring it, undead bitches!
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2 replies · active 834 weeks ago
land of the emo zombies
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Deth2Ger/b/ilz · 852 weeks ago

one time i saw rule 34 on zoey and a witch. it actually wasnt that bad.
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OH GOD.

I don't really play L4D. Not a big fan; though I've seen my brother play a bunch of times. Those Boomer things are freaky when they die; like, there's this raggedy-looking lump of flesh that's got all these bubbles. Never seen a witch before; I'm guessing they're almost as bad as Tanks.

QUICK TURN OFF THE LIGHT AND MAYBE THEY WON'T RAPE YOU.

Maybe.
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in the immortal words of Peach Wilkins, "My friend, you are fucked."
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Louie Mackie · 852 weeks ago

I'm just glad that stuff and that delete mode thing got patched before I bothered to play versus.
I would hate it if someone did that when everyone else was actually trying to play :I
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Alternate caption: O SH--
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that would really suck if he had just joined the game.....
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Hey,zombies have to pee too
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Bulletproof Moon · 852 weeks ago

Where is your god now?
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CuthbertAllgood · 852 weeks ago

Orgy time!
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Dear god... only Anonymous could do something so hateful...
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lol. i absolutely love this one. its completely hilarious. the caption could have been better, but i still gave it a 5/5.
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Wow, i made a garrysmod pose almost exactly like this!
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5 replies · active 852 weeks ago
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worksforme · 852 weeks ago

aww man...no chance at all for that poor guy
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