SANTA SNAKE

39 Comments

1. Joshy206 on December 25th, 2008 8:48 pm
   

   You better watch out… you better not cry…
   5/5
   How does he see everything with his eyepatch, though? :P
2. Optimus Rhyme on December 26th, 2008 1:09 am
   

   The painful grammar mistake negates any potential lulz.
3. g1drake on December 26th, 2008 1:13 am
   

   Santa,why are you holding tha knife,Santa , Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaantaaaaaaaaaaa
4. WolvenGlory on December 26th, 2008 1:27 am
   

   Someone teach this kid his "your's" and "you're's". Immediately.
5. cakeman on December 26th, 2008 1:51 am
   

   I was wonder why there were so many claymores around my tree this year…

   Good thing I know that all you have to do to collect and disarm them is touch them while crawling:D
6. Ryder on December 26th, 2008 2:35 am
   

   You better watch out. You better not cry. Or naked Santa Snake will FUCKING EAT YOU.
7. Gustav on December 26th, 2008 3:07 am
   

   instead of leaving the bad children lumps of coal he leaves the a…BOX OF ACTIVE GRENADES!
8. Dan on December 26th, 2008 3:19 am
   

   Elementary English fail, but otherwise this was pretty good. The "faggot" bit was unnecessary. There's not a threshold at being bad at spelling where you become homosexual, and by my observations the reverse would have to be true. But this is the Internet, where spelling doesn't matter and everybody can be called a faggot at any time for any reason.
9. Kopaka on December 26th, 2008 3:22 am
   

   If you're on his naughty list, you'll end up like Samus.

   Bow-chicka-bow-wow!
10. Daifuku on December 26th, 2008 4:01 am
    

    i wouldnt wanna catch him under the mistle toe…
11. MexicanJuice on December 26th, 2008 4:23 am
    

    I love Santa Snake! He brought me a PS3 this year!
12. Purplemon739 on December 26th, 2008 4:59 am
    

    I completely agree with Optimus on this one, bad grammar is my worst pet peeve, so I'm not even going to rate this one for the sake of its overall status.
13. Mathias on December 26th, 2008 6:37 am
    

    Here in Belgium, there was such a snake… He knocked on the door of a family at christmas they opened the door and the kid was shot in the head! Horrible! …
14. Tyrannosatan on December 26th, 2008 6:44 am
    

    does he have a flamethower
15. POOP on December 26th, 2008 7:02 am
    

    You're on my bad grammar list.
16. Exploderizer on December 26th, 2008 10:49 am
    

    And he checked his list twice, BITCH.
17. BlueChameleon on December 26th, 2008 11:47 am
    

    Is there any reason this was shown on BOXing day? :D
18. Nick Soapdish on December 26th, 2008 12:49 pm
    

    The ultimate stealth game. Infiltrates a house, must sneak around without alerting the children. If he can't sneak by he just has to sneak up to them and break their necks.
19. gamebuddy on December 27th, 2008 1:10 am
    

    HOMONYMNS. Learn them.
20. grammaue on December 27th, 2008 1:49 am
    

    Good image, bad grammar. It would be such a win otherwise.
21. Vabolo on December 27th, 2008 1:56 am
    

    He sees you when your(LAWL) sleeping, he throws a hand grenade, he likes it when you're naughty, so be good, for fuck's sake!
22. The Silent One on December 27th, 2008 7:34 am
    

    Silly Santa. You can't has depth perception.
23. AuraMaster on December 28th, 2008 8:37 am
    

    You'd better watch out, you may as well cry, if you start to pout, you'll probably die;
    Santa Snake is hunting you down.
24. minespatch on January 2nd, 2009 4:46 am
    

    Santa Snake, He's coming to town… AND HE'S MAD.

    Metal Gear Santa.

    Coming to a theater near you.
25. slowpoke.jpg on January 6th, 2009 2:44 am
    

    The grammatical error makes me sad.

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