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I’m the Pool Boy - Bow chicka Bow Wow

I think Anthony Sardinga is starting to confuse his favorite vidjeo games with his favorite pornos…

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 23, 2008 · 8:12 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (229 votes, average: 3.62 out of 5)
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Adult Situations, Konami, Metal Gear Solid, Metroid, Movies, Nintendo, Sequential Art, Super Smash Bros, Wii

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If Snake didn't come around Samus would have been pleasuring her self with her vibrating metal gear.
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3 replies · active 808 weeks ago
I lol'd sooooooooooooooooooooo hard at that comment.
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*snicker* hard...
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I guess that makes two people who grimace and go "Metal Geeeeeaaaaarrrrrr..."
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My question is, if Snake's the pool boy............who's the husband?
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4 replies · active 795 weeks ago
*Plays dramatic "dun...dun...DUNNNNNNNNN"*
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Captain Falcon
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The Pikmin from the other post.
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Master Cheif... Makes sence?
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Snake: "So, do you come here often?"
Samus: "I live here."
Snake: "That would explain a lot."
Samus: "So, you wanna have random sex while you try and snap my neck?"
What went on in my mind when I saw this. Alternate caption.
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I've come to lay some pipe. Bow chicka bow wow!

[/Tucker from Red vs Blue]
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2 replies · active 673 weeks ago
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RVBFTW4E!!!!!!!!!
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king_Narutoast · 817 weeks ago

king Dedede is her husband cuz NOTHING satisfies a woman more than a huge hammer!! XD
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Ron-Falco · 846 weeks ago

this was worth a chuckle with just the first panel

and then I scrolled down. XD
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1 reply · active 846 weeks ago
whoops, forgot my email!
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The first panel is great just for the obligitory pose samus is in
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Its funny,but it cold be more funny if Wolf showed up
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2 replies · active 846 weeks ago
He was too busy ruining Fox's night.... *points to Soapdish's post*
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"CAN'T LET YOU HIT THAT, SNAKE!"
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In a world where Solid Snake lives up to his name...
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2 replies · active 846 weeks ago
"A world"? Try the worlds of countless fan-fics.
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That would be a nightmare.
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I worked at a movie store for a while, there was a porn section in the back, I'm sure I put this porno back on the shelf once....
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2 replies · active 846 weeks ago
What was it's title? "Metal Gear Solid 5: This Time, it's Sexual"
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Oh for sure, though it could have been "Solid Snake: Moves of the Patriots" or any other bad indowendos....
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You know, Samus/Snake porn was funny at first, but now, I'm just getting kind of tired of it... >_< My poor Samus. Once all the gamer nerds found out she was a girl, it was all downhill from there.
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2 replies · active 843 weeks ago
She's a girl?!?
Lolzorz, time 4 sum Samuz pr0n!
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Anonymous · 843 weeks ago

HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
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Paul d'Arbonne · 846 weeks ago

Snake is allowed to have sex with anyone he wants. ;)
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He's Mario from the comic at http://www.halolz.com/2008/09/08/when-you-have-th...

Anyway, this comic is gold. Pure gold. 5/5.
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Totally should have been the plumber. Solid snake! Eh? eh?
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Runeblade · 846 weeks ago

3/5

Made me snicker.
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