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THE HERO OF RHYME - His flow is heroic. His lyrics? Legendary. and his beats? Epic.

Xavier Coles likes to spin phat beats while he hunts down the triforce. You want to throw down Gannondorf? You best bring it! Word.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 18, 2008 · 12:18 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (174 votes, average: 3.10 out of 5)
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Motivational, Nintendo, Rockin' Out, Serious Business, The Legend of Zelda, Wii

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In west Hyrule born and raised
On the village where I spent most of my days
Helping out, fishing, being all cool
Herding some goats for some old fool
When a couple of Bulbins were up to no good
Started kidnapping kids in my neighborhood
They get in one little fight and my village got scared
And said take this sword, shield and tunic and get out there
I whistled for Epoona and when he came near
I got sucked into some wall and Midna appeared
If anything I though this bitch was rare
Then I became a wolf what the hell happened there?
I pulled up to a Hyrule Castle about seven or eight
And I yelled to the bad guys yo, kill you later
Got to kill Ganondorf after a really long time
To settle my place as the hero of rhyme
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10 replies · active 850 weeks ago
It's the Legend of Zelda and it's pretty rad,
Those creatures from Gannon are pretty bad,
Octorocks, Tectikes, and Leavers too,
but no matter what our hero will right through,
"Yeah, go, Link! Get freaky"

Lol, 80's commercials.
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Nice mate, i remember that show, *drifts off*
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"Eight" and "later" is stretching it.... good job anyway.
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Ironically eight and later were two lyrics I didn't change from the original song.
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Seriously? Wow. If you had changed those lyrics, you probably would've made it better. xD
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*tear* So...beautiful...
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I think i found the new hero of rhyme
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5/5 for this song alone.
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That was beautiful.
*applause*
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He's got some sweet bling.

Now, what rhymes with "HYAAAAAH!"?
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4 replies · active 850 weeks ago
HEYH!
HYAAAAAAAAAH!
KYAAAAAAAAAH!
SOREIAAAAAAAAAH!
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What about Navi doing backup?
"Hey! Hey! Look! Listen! Link!"
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Kooloo LIMPAH!
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Bit of a tip... forest green text on a black background when saved as a JPEG becomes pretty hard to read. If you have to squint to read the joke, it tends to lose its humor.
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3 replies · active 850 weeks ago
Should've used PNG format
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Should've had a V8.
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*facepalm*
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I want to hold in my hands a CD of Zelda rap with more or less that picture. The CD could be crap as long as it had that for a cover.
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Bigmanwinslo · 834 weeks ago

what about G-Dorf
he is actually black too
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Silverwolf · 846 weeks ago

Nice Lloyd's blaster there, Link!

...wait, he stole MY Lloyd's blaster!! *runs after*
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fierce-deity-boy · 847 weeks ago

there once was a hero named the hero of time,
he saved the world, wearing the colour of lime,
he'd kill ganon's demons, just 'cause he needed the cash,
afterwards he'd get a huge rash,
"i give and give but what do i get back?"
not cash,not sex,its respect these people lack.!
so he set out to destroy his home town,
in his green suit that was almost a gown,
he put on a pointed hat,
and he said "screw dat"
and he was off to defeat,
the ones who hed saved.
(he was not so hard on the ones who shaved)
he killed them one by one,
until there remained none,
and so he left the place of hyrule,
"i dont think im being cruel," he said to himself,
as he slashed at an elf.
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Don't ask him where he got the boom box.
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Shippiddge · 850 weeks ago

>_>
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Good concept, but the caption at the bottom of the poster tried too hard, it would have been better shorter.

Something like:

"THE HERO OF RHYME - Word."

3/5
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HeroOfHyrule128 · 850 weeks ago

Epona's a girl, but apart from that, that song was over 9000 times better than the picture.

This pic would've been a lot funnier if it wasn't so... zoomed in. I can hardly see what he's doing; it just looks like Link's head with a boombox floating behind it.
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1 reply · active 850 weeks ago
isn't that all it is? or am i missing something here by not have played twilight princes.. assuming thats the game its from..?
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Hahahaoh his expression.
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The text below "The Hero Of Rhyme" looks really familiar. Does anyone know where that's from?
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