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Kurtis Talbert is getting his colonoscopy done early this year! Good for him!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 17, 2008 · 7:23 PM

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Awkward Moments, Bootylicious, Donkey Kong, Health & Fitness, Lucky Day, Nintendo, Sneak Attack, Special Attacks, Super Smash Bros, Wii

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Jkrswild 45p · 847 weeks ago

DK tries out the new thermal-nuclear suppository..."Preperation H-Bomb"...lol

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Nick Soapdish 110p · 847 weeks ago

Donkey Kong is just using a new wii peripheral. It detects bowel movement and sends it to the Wii Rectum program.

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KingofRetards 84p · 847 weeks ago

I am sorry, but that comment was filled with win, please allow me to rub your e-peen.

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Nick Soapdish 110p · 847 weeks ago

I lol at the new falcon avatar.

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MexicanJuice 85p · 847 weeks ago

Show me your avatar! That avatar is YES! It's the only way to describe it. YES!

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KingofRetards 84p · 847 weeks ago

BOLD

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KingofRetards 84p · 847 weeks ago

Can't let you do that bold text!

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grangerstranger 31p · 847 weeks ago

and I thought no wolf jokes were going to happen today

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KingofRetards · 847 weeks ago

<img><a href="http://www.gamehiker.com/gallery/albums/starfox/starfoxas/wolf.jpg" target="_blank">http://www.gamehiker.com/gallery/albums/starfox/starfoxas/wolf.jpg

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Vabolo 118p · 847 weeks ago

Donkey Dong?

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G1drake 91p · 847 weeks ago

DK face, priceless

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Hareoic · 847 weeks ago

Followed by explosive diarrhea.

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£cake 73p · 847 weeks ago

Why was this thumbsed down? It's funny!

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WolvenGlory 68p · 847 weeks ago

And it explodes too!... just not in a good way....

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AuraMaster 107p · 847 weeks ago

Irony: my father just had a colonoscopy a few days ago.

Any one else see how that missile kinda resembles a penis?

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KingofRetards 84p · 847 weeks ago

That is not going to end well, he forgot his lube!

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KingofRetards · 847 weeks ago

I want to test something.

<img> <a href="http://www.gamehiker.com/gallery/albums/starfox/s...<img>" target="_blank">http://www.gamehiker.com/gallery/albums/starfox/s...<img>

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KingofRetards · 847 weeks ago

I want to test something.

<img><a href="http://www.gamehiker.com/gallery/albums/starfox/starfoxas/wolf.jpg<img>" target="_blank">http://www.gamehiker.com/gallery/albums/starfox/starfoxas/wolf.jpg<img>

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KingofRetards · 847 weeks ago

<img <a href="http://www.gamehiker.com/gallery/albums/starfox/starfoxas/wolf.jpg" target="_blank"><a href="http://www.gamehiker.com/gallery/albums/starfox/s.../>" target="_blank">http://www.gamehiker.com/gallery/albums/starfox/s.../>

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KingofRetards · 847 weeks ago

<img> <a href="http://wiimedia.ign.com/wii/image/article/810/810..." target="_blank">http://wiimedia.ign.com/wii/image/article/810/810...

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Deborahh · 845 weeks ago

Those who suggest the 7 day colon cleanse will tell you that this program will be rather difficult when doing it for the first time. The entire 7 day colon cleanse program may actually not just be for seven days.
-Deborahh

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MASTERLINKX · 847 weeks ago

lawl, gross.

But this made me realize what the missile totally looks like.
It cannot be unseen.

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GRiM · 847 weeks ago

he doesn't seem to mind that much that it's there, and that thing is pretty far up there. what does that say about donkey kong?

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WolvenGlory 68p · 847 weeks ago

It's not really that far up there. It JUST made contact with DK.

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Lionx · 847 weeks ago

God fucking damnit now i cant look at the missle with a straight face again.

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minespatch · 847 weeks ago

"With you Joey, it's never a surprise"

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£cake 73p · 847 weeks ago

Oh it's a missile! I thought it was the beam sword, then I was like, wait, Brawl's Beam Sword is blue.
Anyways...let's hope Samus didn't put a camera on the missile tip because she ain't gonna like what she gonna see.....

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Shawn Handyside 106p · 847 weeks ago

Heh, no Wolf posts today... guess you guys are safe. FOR NOW

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Nick Soapdish 110p · 847 weeks ago

But I sent through such an awesome wolf joke a week and half ago :(
It was gold baby!

Also my epeen is now 50! Just 8551 to go.

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BlueChameleon 92p · 847 weeks ago

*8951
(Numerical Nazi)

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Nick Soapdish 110p · 847 weeks ago

Nooo!!!! My arithmetic!!!!
and I can't edit that comment :(

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Exploderizer 80p · 847 weeks ago

This will not be forgotten. My Gravatar clearly depicts as to how I feel.

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Nick Soapdish on December 18th, 2008 1:20 am

Donkey Kong is just using a new wii peripheral. It detects bowel movement and sends it to the Wii Rectum program.
KingofRetards on December 18th, 2008 3:14 am

I want to test something.

<img> http://www.gamehiker.com/gallery/albums/starfox/s…<img>
KingofRetards on December 18th, 2008 3:14 am

I want to test something.

<img>

KingofRetards on December 18th, 2008 3:17 am

KingofRetards on December 18th, 2008 3:25 am

BOLD

WolvenGlory on December 18th, 2008 3:26 am

And it explodes too!… just not in a good way….

KingofRetards on December 18th, 2008 3:27 am

<img> http://wiimedia.ign.com/wii/image/article/810/810…

Jkrswild on December 18th, 2008 3:34 am

DK tries out the new thermal-nuclear suppository…"Preperation H-Bomb"…lol

Euphitonuim on December 18th, 2008 4:07 am

Oh it's a missile! I thought it was the beam sword, then I was like, wait, Brawl's Beam Sword is blue.
Anyways…let's hope Samus didn't put a camera on the missile tip because she ain't gonna like what she gonna see…..

Hareoic on December 18th, 2008 4:53 am

Followed by explosive diarrhea.

minespatch on December 18th, 2008 7:04 am

"With you Joey, it's never a surprise"

AuraMaster on December 18th, 2008 2:21 am

Irony: my father just had a colonoscopy a few days ago.

Any one else see how that missile kinda resembles a penis?

GRiM on December 18th, 2008 8:32 am

he doesn't seem to mind that much that it's there, and that thing is pretty far up there. what does that say about donkey kong?

g1drake on December 18th, 2008 10:02 am

DK face, priceless

Lionx on December 18th, 2008 11:56 am

God fucking damnit now i cant look at the missle with a straight face again.

Shawn Handyside on December 18th, 2008 12:28 pm

Heh, no Wolf posts today… guess you guys are safe. FOR NOW

KingofRetards on December 18th, 2008 12:47 pm

That is not going to end well, he forgot his lube!

MASTERLINKX on December 19th, 2008 6:41 am

lawl, gross.

But this made me realize what the missile totally looks like.
It cannot be unseen.

Vabolo on December 21st, 2008 9:52 am

Donkey Dong?

Deborahh on January 2nd, 2009 12:58 am

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