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I CAME HERE TO EAT SANDVICHES AND KICK ASS …AND I’M ALL OUT OF SANDVICHES

You wouldn’t like MRKPPatterson when he runs out of sandviches…

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 16, 2008 · 1:52 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (172 votes, average: 4.08 out of 5)
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someone,send more sandwiches
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if this was me then it would be I'm here to kick ass and play video games..... and im all out of ass
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Nobody steal our sandwiches.... and lives.
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Wow. Duke Nukem got really big. And bald. And Russian.
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It costs $200,000 for Heavy to eat his sandviches FOR FOUR MINUTES!!!!
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1 reply · active 836 weeks ago
Holy hell that means it costs him about $833 dollars to eat his sandviches for a SECOND.

I can see why the Scout stole it now :D
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Does he have sadviches of steel?
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Vitch, goes makes my sandvihes bettah's!!
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OW. MY BLOOD. HE KICK-ASSED OUT ALL MY BLOOD.
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1 reply · active 778 weeks ago
SO MUCH BLOOD!
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i loled even if it is lame
it bought me back to when i first started to play online games.
the first multiplayer games i played was duke nukem at about age 8 and used to crack up everytime i used the voice quotes in the game.

so this got a 5/5 from me for nostasia
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I don't get the reference here; I've never played Duke Nukem. What's the original quote?
I've heard this in Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series (Limey Man..."I'm here to kick ass and drink cups of tea--and I'm all out of tea.") and I still don't get it.
SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN
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3 replies · active 847 weeks ago
The original quote is "It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... And I'm all out of gum."
Edit: At least, that's where I first heard it.
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The original source is from the movie They Live. There's this part where the lead character played by Roddy Piper walks into a bank after discovering a pair of sunglasses that lets him see the real world (and the alien's that control it) and says "I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum" and starts shooting the aliens.
Here's a link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp_K8prLfso&fe...
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Oh, thanks.
Anyway, Duke Nukem was really wrong, and not this caption, right? They must've been quoting the original source instead of Duke Nukem...
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They mixed up the order of the two in Nukem's line. If it were true to that, it would read:

"I came here to kick ass and eat sandviches... And I'm all out of sandviches."

Other than that, pretty good. I wish the Heavy really were more like Duke.
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1 reply · active 847 weeks ago
Im also a Duke fan, and I still wait for Duke Nukem Forever to entertain my sons or grandsons or grand-grandsons. But to be honest, the line was first used in that specific order in the movie "They Live". I bet that Duke took it from there.
Always bet on Duke!
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Can someone explain to me why people always spell it "sandviches" instead of "sandwiches" in TF2?
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3 replies · active 847 weeks ago
the accent of the heavy after people exaggerate it more... to be honest in the video "meet the heavy" it doesnt really sound like he would say his W like a V but maybe i missed a video of him... in which case the video will probably be posted as a response to my response
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Ah. I just don't like it being spelled with a v. It just doesn't seem right. Oh well.
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Ah. I just don't like it being spelled with a v. It just doesn't seem right. Oh well.
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Sinister Minister · 847 weeks ago

Because, uh...that's how it's spelled?
Someone doesn't pay attention.
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Or Roddy Piper's alien discovering glasses...
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sir_auronDX · 847 weeks ago

too simple....3 out of 5
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"I came here to kick ass and give out lolz. And I'm all out of lolz."
This is ow I feel about Halolz at the moment. Anyone notice the rise in unfunny pics lately?
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"I will not eat your Sandvich".

Erm, can someone tell me where that quote was from, because I remember hearing that on Robot Chicken...
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"I came here to kick ass and give out lolz. And I'm all out of lolz."
This is ow I feel about Halolz at the moment. Anyone notice the rise in unfunny pics lately?
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2 replies · active 847 weeks ago
However most of the stuff on the font page is right over 4 at the moment and 2 have ended up on the highest rated list. I must admit though the last supper one doesn't deserve to be on that highest rated list. It's been done before on Dueling Analogs a long time ago.
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I'd say this is overrated.
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esukimo bobu · 847 weeks ago

the picture isn't the slightest bit funny. the caption is, however.

2/5
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1 reply · active 847 weeks ago
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Sinister Minister · 847 weeks ago

The caption isn't, the picture kind of is.
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He just needs Duke's sunglasses.
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There's only one thing to do then - kick ass.
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