Uh… I mean, if you insist old lady!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 9, 2008 · 11:51 AM
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lol who hasn't called one of there pokemans penis :P
we? as in her and the guy on the left? … not sure i like where this is goin… or maybe i do…
Odd, considering it's the female player…
I am not letting that old lady, (or that guy for that matter!) raise my PENIS for even a little while!!!
poor PENIS.
good call, didn't even notice
"I loaned you my Penis, and I'd like it back now." What an awkward exchange. You might just want to leave it there.
First thing I noticed. Made the picture even better. xD
Literally
My penis is weak against fire and electricity attacks. Resistant to water and earth attacks.
Probably weak against psychic attacks because my penis does all my thinking for me.
That hot momma can raise my penis any day. Phoar!
Pokemon cock jokes: never old, always funny
"I,d like to have my PENIS back.
*some time later*
hey, he just learned HARDEN and STRING SHOT.
Mine learned HYDRO PUMP!
Just freakin' hilarious
5/5
I also want to do something like this….
*plotting, scheming*
Whats wierder? that it's a girl's PENIS, or that its an old lady telling you this?
edit: jeez this PENIS carrying girl has to have been a prostitute or something to have that much money just to raise her PENIS!
wow. i get a first? really?
that old lady can raise whatever she wants for me whenever she wants ;D
my penis learned drill peck
VAGINA used BLOCK; PENIS is confused!
Well… she's got the money to afford it…
its OVER 9000!?!?!?!?!?!
Mine knows Harden and String Shot.
I've got water gun, pound and double slap.
Mine grew to level 69!
Just imagine it's move set.
PENIS used Harden!
PENIS used Double Slap!
PENIS used Agility!
PENIS's speed rose!
PENIS used Hydro Pump!
You'd think these would get old after awhile
but they hold up well
…pun not intended
Ah, toilet humour.
This person needs an old lady to raise their penis for them?
and forgets HARDEN around the 80-90 mark
Mine just learned Constrict.
LOL!
Such an old joke, but sadly penis jokes still make me crack up.
PENIS only learns SEED BOMB at level 75.
Okay this is clever and hilarious. The fact that it's a girl makes you question its sexuality and its anatomy (it being the 'player') but who cares :D. 5/5
Big deal. Mine has WORRY SEED, SEED BOMB, BONE RUSH and IRON HEAD.
Can your PENIS,TACKLE?
That's the first thing I noticed, too…It's, er…Scary.
I assume Penis is a Metapod.
Big deal. Mine knows GROWTH!
AndSTRING SHOT. D:
Poor PENIS.
And STRING SHOT. D:
Poor PENIS.
Nooo! How can this be! Pokemans only go up to level 100!
I plan to come up with a complete moveset for our friend PENIS sometime in teh near future…So I can be the master of Pokemon double entendre!
is this some kinda brothel?(whore house for u who dont know big words
Dear Nick Soapdish,
I challenge you to a DUEL where the winner shall receive the others PENIS and TWO POKÈBALLS. The battle will be held on FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 20, 2009 at YOUR MOTHERS HOUSE in YOUR MOTHERS BEDROOM. Remember to bring your
CONTRACEPTIVESPP HEALERS to the battle, as it will be lasting several hours long.-Paiva girl does not have a penis
but its dawn.
wait…
*head explodes*