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I FOUND YOU A HOOMAN BUT I EATED IT

My pal Ross Miller from Joystiq made this for one of his recent blog posts… a perfect Halol if I ever saw one!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 2, 2008 · 11:36 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (155 votes, average: 3.90 out of 5)
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I was about to write: what the fuck is a hooman? But now I get it.
Damn, I just killed the joke to my very self.
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Damn boomer can't keep it down though. Always vomiting his food all over the place.
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2 replies · active 852 weeks ago
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Burnt Eyes · 852 weeks ago

Wait, that wasn't nearly as witty or disgusting as your normal posts...

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WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE REAL NICK?!?!?!!!11ONE!1
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A victim of my own reputation! Have I set the bar so high (or low) that my more laid back or family friendly comments are a disappointment?

I think I need to cry somewhere or I could try and get back on the horse.

Ok how about, "that's a lot of warts he's got on his body. He must have eaten someone with a bad case of herpes".

Actually the sad part is I thought my comment about vomiting was witty :(
Cause that's how he attacks in the game...
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Nick deserves a award from Halolz. I mean almost every post he has like the most witty comments ever. (and a big e-peen too)
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Not as big as yours :( in fact our epeen gap has widened since yesterday.
I might have to stuff my profile with tube socks to get over my epeen envy.
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Awesome, we all have almost the same E-Peen.
WE SHOULD START A FRATERNITY.
Maybe the KOK Fraternity?
>_>
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I think it found another "hooman."
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No thanks, I don't think I'd want your hooman anyways....
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OM NOM NOM NOM!!!
HOOMANS TASTE NASTY, HAVE TOO MUCH LEAD :P
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sloth.
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4 replies · active 852 weeks ago
Oh, sorry, I thought we were just naming random animals.
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OCTOPUS
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We all know what Octopus leads to....

TENTACLE RAEP
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GAH
YOUR RESPONSE SENT AN EMAIL TOWARDS MYWAY
Nearly scared me off the internet!
THOUGHT IT WAS NINJA SPAM
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The Boomer · 852 weeks ago

It was very yummy
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lol,...i thought Nick's joke about vomiting was rather funny...lol...that is one screwed up fat guy...must be y0 mumma!!!!...sorry...>.>
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I don't get it.
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LordManiMani · 852 weeks ago

Abzorbaloff! Yeeess, I like that one...
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Hoshika-Pichu · 852 weeks ago

AAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

5/5
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Lolcats+Ugly zombie thing? EQUALS FAIL!! 2'd...
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What's a hooman? He "ate" it, right?
Not very funny. 3/5
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6 replies · active 852 weeks ago
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testikill · 852 weeks ago

joo izt fail
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No, I do not wear sandals in the winter. What a silly question to ask.
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Justbrowsing · 852 weeks ago

first, hooman and eated is just lolspeak and this a lol site so... stfu
second, where did the sandals in the winter thing come from?
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First, that's obvious, I was nitpicky about grammar for fun.
Second, it's fun to respond to unintelligent insults with something completely random. :D

Methinks you should return to just browsing. :P
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Dont go to a flame war guys.
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The Silent One · 852 weeks ago

Flame wars lead to rainbow parties.
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Lolspeak on on a lol site does not excuse the person who made the caption from being an idiot at grammar.
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Y SO SRS?
It's meant to be like that. It's so its moar lulzy.
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"HALOLZ… your premiere source for humorous video game captions!
What is it? Well, it’s sort of a cross between video games and LOLCATS! We all know adding captions to things (especially with poor grammar and spelling!) makes them funnier, so why not apply that time-tested scientific reasoning to the world of video games?
Despite the name of the site being a reference to the video game Halo, HALOLZ is actually open to any and all video game images and captions, including those of the LOLCAT variety! " - (From the about section of halolz) BAD GRAMMAH OR GTFO!
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Paul d'Arbonne · 852 weeks ago

Oh that thing looks nasty. :P
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I smirked.

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LOLFIRST
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Did not laugh. Learn to write english. How about "i ate it"?
1/5. not funny.
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This, sir, is why you fail.
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"HALOLZ… your premiere source for humorous video game captions!
What is it? Well, it’s sort of a cross between video games and LOLCATS! We all know adding captions to things (especially with poor grammar and spelling!) makes them funnier, so why not apply that time-tested scientific reasoning to the world of video games?
Despite the name of the site being a reference to the video game Halo, HALOLZ is actually open to any and all video game images and captions, including those of the LOLCAT variety! " - From the about section of Halloz. BAD GRAMAH OR GTFO!
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"HALOLZ… your premiere source for humorous video game captions!
What is it? Well, it’s sort of a cross between video games and LOLCATS! We all know adding captions to things (especially with poor grammar and spelling!) makes them funnier, so why not apply that time-tested scientific reasoning to the world of video games?
Despite the name of the site being a reference to the video game Halo, HALOLZ is actually open to any and all video game images and captions, including those of the LOLCAT variety! " - From the about section of Hllaz. BAD GRAMAH OR GTFO!
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