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SHUT UP BITCH AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH

Fei Long, that is not how you impress the ladies…

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 28, 2008 · 4:05 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (230 votes, average: 3.37 out of 5)
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One of these days Sakura... Pow! Straight to the moon!
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2 replies · active 842 weeks ago
Comment full of win right above me.
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Yet it only sits at +1 (which is added automatically)
:(
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Looks like I forgot to + it. xD All better.
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Hooray! My epeen is growing!
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so does mine writing this comment :D
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Bah. Forget sandwich, make me a damn taco. Lord knows I can't get enough of those!
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1 reply · active 856 weeks ago
Im with ya brother
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Yeah me too.
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Burnt Eyes · 856 weeks ago

Tacos for all, I say!
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Havocmasta · 857 weeks ago

And why was she out of the kitchen in the first place? Stupid woman, get back in the kitchen and make babies.
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7 replies · active 798 weeks ago
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Fem4Life · 857 weeks ago

u sexist bastard. wut do u no about childbirth? women go through so much pain because we have to cotinue the human race. cut off ur dick and die.
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What crawled up your ass? Ya, childbirth is funny. It's painful, but it's funny. Just like.. hmmm.. Everything in life? And just in case your name is portraying that you happen to be a feminist (Hell even if you aren't) I have yet to see a man that can manipulate and cheat their way out of a situation as well as a woman. Ever.
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I can has flame war?
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Sorry for the double post, just reread that and thought I gave the wrong message with the "Childbirth is funny" comment. What I really mean by that is everything is funny if you look at it in a comedy-POV. Car accident: Don't think about the people in it for a sec and think how funny it would be for everyone to walk out of it. Laughing at things covers up our own uncomfortability. That aside, you have no right calling anyone a sexist bastard over the internet cuz I guarantee you that you've done or said something hurtful to another gender or race in your life.
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Havoc=Fem · 856 weeks ago

Olol. Same person. I wondered who would take the bait. I'm both people!
The fuck kind of feminist goes on Halolz anyways? *troll full*
LOST THE GAME.
No extra lives for you~
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I gotta give you a thumbs up for that. It's the first time I've ever actually been suckered in by a troll. Good job :)
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Not troll, it was all lulz. No hard feelings, it just called to me.
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I'm a chick, and I like this pic! (Whoa, that rhymed.) Ahem, this did make me smile. Does that mean I'm not a true female?

Scary.
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3 replies · active 856 weeks ago
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HavocMasta · 856 weeks ago

No, it only means that you can leave the kitchen. Making babies is still required though.
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Get bent to pay rent.
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BTW anyone know why my Gravatar isn't updating?
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it's the sexism that makes it funny
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1 reply · active 856 weeks ago
no, i meant funny. because it is.
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Fei Long..... Improving the work done by women since 1981!!!
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Falcon Punch? YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!!!
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Alternate caption (after changing some things): FALCON PUNCH!
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My first impression on this picture was rape.
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Sexism aside, pretty funny. 4/5
And for those of you complaining about sexism, this is from 4chan...what more can you expect?
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Jeez. Boob punch. Ow.
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I agree with goose4, "sammich" would have been better, but still a win
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Looks like Sakura's caught a bit of the Chunli affliction. That nasty Thunderous Thighnus virus gets around.
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RocketFetus · 857 weeks ago

Ha... My first impression when I saw the picture was a Falcon Punch joke, but this is good.
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Skrimshank · 857 weeks ago

i can haz sandwich 2
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Yeah, don't like this one much.... or at all....
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Meh.
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Woulda gone with "sammich" but it's still pretty win.
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1 reply · active 857 weeks ago
Yeah, sammich would be more appropriate here in the 1nt4rw3b5, but it still wouldn't eclipse the misogyny... 0/5.
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Whut
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Runeblade · 857 weeks ago

Made me chortle. XD

4/5
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This was not that good...
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Paul d'Arbonne · 857 weeks ago

Meh, I think the misogyny is kinda the point of the joke... which is why it wins... SAMMICH!
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Oh,wow, thats mean againts the womans. Wow, you racist.
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1 reply · active 857 weeks ago
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smashpro1 · 857 weeks ago

that ain't racist, it's sexist
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