Hey it’s Thanksgiving! What an appropriate time to post PETA’s unauthorized Cooking Mama game! Tastes like murder! Tasty, tasty murder!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 27, 2008 · 7:32 AM
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Categories: Awkward Moments, Cooking Mama, Depressing, Disturbing, Games, Health & Fitness, Now We're Cookin', PC, Stabbey Stabbey, Tasty Treats, Too Much Free Time · Leave a comment (144 Comments) |
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Seriously? S-seriously? You maggots are kidding me, Cooking Mama has done nothing wrong EXCEPT FEED HER FAMILY WITH DELICIOUS TASTY MEAT. After playing this, I want a Salsbury Steak, no seriously. Maybe some Turkey on a side, and chocolate milk…….and human. Maybe peas and some corn. Hell, i'm having a dinner tonight….with myself. I'mma call up my Mama now. Anyone wanna join the feast?
Prepare for a Wall of text,
The Game was about Cooking not about Killing animals someone at PETA saw the game and didnt see harmless cooking game but a game about roasting the flesh or poor mistreated animals who didnt deserve such a fate and we should take up arms against this atrocity before it corrupts americas youths.
The Animals theyre complaining about us 'mistreating' would do no better in nature as years of domestication and subsequent evolution has left them unable to fend for themselves. and yes PETA does support Vegan lifestyles and have taken action against the meat industry and the people who work for it, because killing an animal and then eating it is wrong in their eyes. I myself have been yelled at by a PETA member (or at least somebody who owns a hat that says PETA) because I was eating beef jerky.
P.S. PETA is an organization based on Hatemongering and coming up with random statistics so the 'Facts' are most likely a gross exadgeration.
if you feel that PETA is right about everything then you are misinformed.
mama kills the turkey was the best game ever
i is a great game
I had a lot of fun mutilating that turkey! and I got an ironic wallpaper out of it too!
well because of you mama love animals
That was fucking hilarious. especially the end. I would have deepfried turkey this year JUST for this game.
Made my mouth water, PeTA, this year, I'm slaughtering my own turkey
/sarcasm
But really, why don't PeTArds get that A. Humans evolved feeding on animals, and B. No body messes with Mama!
this is just me, but when I buy my turkey, stuff it (with eggs that most certainly DON'T have feathers coming out of them), and stick it in the oven, it doesn't have guts pouring out of it.
just me.
Must stop rant from appeari- Screw it.
Peta, why do you forget common instinct, and survival? It's the damn food chain. Also, "OH NO, THEY COOK MEAT!? THOSE BASTARDS!" is really stupid. We get shit like Rent-a-Pet, where you get it for a day, have fun with it, then return it so it goes back into it's shitty, small cage. But no, WE CAN'T EAT MEAT! Also, We have teeth called "Canines", PETA. We got them from hundreds of years of evolution, from EATING MEAT. We also have molars, for eating plants.
It's good to be nice to animals, but we need meat as well, and no shitty flash will change that.
Must stop rant from appeari- Screw it.
Peta, why do you forget common instinct, and survival? It's the damn food chain. Also, "OH NO, THEY COOK MEAT!? THOSE BASTARDS!" is really stupid. We get shit like Rent-a-Pet, where you get it for a day, have fun with it, then return it so it goes back into it's shitty, small cage. But no, WE CAN'T EAT MEAT! Also, We have teeth called "Canines", PETA. We got them from hundreds of years of evolution, from EATING MEAT. We also have molars, for eating plants.
It's good to be nice to animals, but we need meat as well, and no shitty flash will change that.
on an unrelated note, what the hell is with that turkey? It's face seems to scream "Get away from me, you creepy lady. HANDS OFF!"
i hate this games it looks like a hock of dodo and cooking mama stiks so bad that a guy won,t like her becase she is ugly and she looks like a cow on a log and i would bet up cooking mama so bad she won,t see her mother know my name is oshunhill and what will cooking mamado to me
Am I the only one who thinks this version is way more fun than the original?
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