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OPPORTUNITY - You’re wearing state-of-the-art armor with energy shielding. What is she gonna do if you grab her ass?

Unfortunately for Gil-Narmor, there’s not enough energy shielding in the world to protect yourself from a sexual harassment suit.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 26, 2008 · 3:26 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (277 votes, average: 4.58 out of 5)
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Awkward Moments, Bad Ideas, Bootylicious, Bungie, Halo, Microsoft, Motivational, Sneak Attack, Xbox 360

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I sense a hidden pun in Shawn's comment. Sexual harassment "suit"?
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a shame you couldn't really feel anything with those big, metal gloves on.
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This made me lol so hard, then I read the even more awesome pun below. 5/5!
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Pretty funny. Not too extraordinary.
4/5
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Logical. But she probably has a energy sword to replace her pepper spray. Or something.
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She can dual wield a magnum and a SHOTGUN. Who says she can't at least put the Chief in a coma?
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Shawn's caption made me snicker, but the pic itself wasn't that great.

3/5
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Someguy503 · 854 weeks ago

What he doesn't know is that that marine is her brother and he's carrying a shotgun..
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Bad ideas? This should be under GOOD ideas...
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John does seem to have good taste in women.
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Haha, yeah, when you put it that way, if I was wearing that armor, there would be very few things I wouldn't do....
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With energy shielding, if he rapes her at least he's using protection.
(I can't believe I've made two contraception jokes in one day).
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3 replies · active 854 weeks ago
Yeah ... remind me again how rape is funny?
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Runeblade · 854 weeks ago

See the previous Halolz submission and you'll be reminded.
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That point might be valid if you weren't posting in a submission about molestation.
Also see submissions regarding suprize buttsecks.
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*sigh*
Fair enough. Not sure why I bothered to drop such criticism here, anyway. It IS t3h 1nt4rtub35, after all.
I still don't think rape is funny, but I'll not proselytize here.
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Probably because you WERE raped, amirite?
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Can-of-worms question, KoR.
A close friend from high school was, actually, though it wasn't at the forefront of my mind when it was brought up. I think there's a definite line in my mind where funny stops and offensive begins. I feel I can laugh at the pic because I know the feeling of wanting to touch someone without asking first, but I also know that if one gropes someone IRL then the victim has full right to break the nose of the groper. It takes a seriously screwed up person, however, to commit rape. One would need to be sufficiently worked up emotionally or sufficiently deranged (compared to typical social morality) that they lack regard or respect for the victim and for the potential consequences, and to be able to overcome the inhibitions imposed by societal rules of morality. I have never met anyone, despite the peculiar variety of people I know, whose state of mind had progressed that far outside of the typical norm.

In short, I believe its far easier, and thus more likely, for an average person to consider groping than to consider rape, i.e., it's funny because it's true.

What's that? TL, DR? Yeah, well ... that's what *you* get for asking questions on the internet.
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Well, umm.... damn, you win. I see how this could be offensive and thus I apologize. Sorry.
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Hah, smart one!
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This makes a very good point...
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*honk honk*
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