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WHEN MICROSOFT BUYS TARGET…

So Alyssa, Sophie and I were out shopping the other day… and when I saw this I just had to take a picture. Glad I had my camera with me! Took a little while to explain the joke to Alyssa…

[update]
No, it’s not Photoshopped! Well I mean, obviously the text and watermarks are… but the photo itself wasn’t! Also the sign is fixed now.

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WHEN MICROSOFT BUYS TARGET…



Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 21, 2008 · 9:21 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (531 votes, average: 4.57 out of 5)
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KingofRetards 84p · 850 weeks ago

It will be about 6 weeks before that Target will open again, unless they find a giant blanket.
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MexicanJuice · 851 weeks ago

Oh. My. ^%&ing. God. That's, like, once in a lifetime, man.
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Shawn Handyside · 851 weeks ago

I am cursing people! >__<

Hopefully I won't get a (second) RRoD now...
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AznKat 1p · 753 weeks ago

Wait, where was this picture taken? The store looks oddly familiar...
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Jermaine Pleas 40p · 787 weeks ago

If you think about it Microsoft could turn Target into a behemoth if they buy it! Really LOL funny though.
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FloppyToast · 851 weeks ago

LOL epic!
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Satir · 851 weeks ago

That's just brilliant.
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TehTy · 851 weeks ago

I wonder how much that would cost to send in after warranty has expired...
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Exploderizer · 851 weeks ago

Dekuskrub is in your Halolz, destroyin' your barriers!
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SMdarkchief · 851 weeks ago

So very true.../sigh
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Nick Soapdish · 851 weeks ago

Target must have just got a shipment of a 360 new game.
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Trent · 851 weeks ago

I am pleased. Even stores selling 360s are affected by its suckage.
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Deth2Gerbilz · 851 weeks ago

i have a 360, but DAMN is this funny.
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oijp · 851 weeks ago

Awesome...Wonder what happens to the people inside...?

Also, dekuscrub...way to stretch the screen.
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Teradohn · 851 weeks ago

Fail? Or win?
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Twentay · 851 weeks ago

Funny

BUT

I just got the red rings of death

after buying Fable 2 and Fallout 3

SO

massive depression for me
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mark_zero_one · 851 weeks ago

Not even Target could resist the RRoD
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Happy · 851 weeks ago

THIS IMAGE IS A THING OF BEAUTY.
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Cloak 93p · 730 weeks ago

Looks like target has...
*equips sunglasses of meme +1*
Entered the ring!
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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EmberFury · 851 weeks ago

Looks like the Target has become the targeted. *cough5'dcough*
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G1drake · 851 weeks ago

this deserve an reward

BTW 100000000000000000000% WIN!!!!!!!!
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Pauld'Arbonne · 851 weeks ago

You try to take a product off the shelf and it just stays "stuck." Get it? :)
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DeathJam · 851 weeks ago

This is made of LOL and Uberness

@Teradohn It's a winning fail, 5/5
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Not_anon 84p · 766 weeks ago

FUCKING EPIC WIN
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Catling · 845 weeks ago

Oh my...
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Firefaux · 849 weeks ago

OMG LAWL! THAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER.

XD RROD!
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Joshy206 · 849 weeks ago

I figured it wasn't photoshopped, because the quadrants aren't in the correct places. This just makes it Funnier!
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masterluigi452 · 850 weeks ago

this is just gold!!!!!!!!!! epic win 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000/5
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AustN · 851 weeks ago

Fuvking. awesome.
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Kevin J. · 851 weeks ago

lol that's awesome
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SonicXV · 851 weeks ago

High lol rate lately, keep it up!
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Hirouzamaki · 851 weeks ago

Lol win!
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B-mac · 851 weeks ago

This is just great.
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Sephiroth112688 · 851 weeks ago

Is this the target in Bloomington Mn?
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KoRo · 851 weeks ago

this photo is win
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Onishii · 851 weeks ago

Nice catch.

Target got doom ring'd :o

4/5.
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luckydog · 851 weeks ago

After all the times I've been to Target I have never thought of that, so it was brilliant on your part.

Also, when you pick up an item it says that the disc needs to be cleaned and to reset. I really hate that error
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killercartoons · 851 weeks ago

Wait, so he didn't photosop that pic? The sign was really like that? Oh man is that bad/funny!
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zinraidragon · 851 weeks ago

Seeing this is a once in a lifetime thing! Whoa! 5/5
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N2O · 851 weeks ago

Oh wow.
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;.; · 851 weeks ago

The day after I saw this picture I got the RROD =(...
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jykcor · 851 weeks ago

omg awexome! o and send link is outta the top spot :)
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Hoshika-Pichu · 851 weeks ago

Send Link is back on top, but this is win.

Somebody'd better ship those guys a new store.
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X Intolerable X · 851 weeks ago

Epic like a motherfucker!

Over 9000 / 5
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Ryder · 851 weeks ago

That's not shopped?
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Banan · 851 weeks ago

I don't get it....
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Bored · 851 weeks ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That was weak.
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Ilk · 851 weeks ago

Lmfao!

I love it.

=^_^=
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