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TEAM FORTRESS 2 - THE PYRO

Will adds, “She could light my fire anytime!”

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 19, 2008 · 8:42 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (195 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)
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Artistic, Boobies, Fashion Faux Pas, Team Fortress 2, Things Are Heating Up, Valve Software

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The Pyro just pulled a Samus on us! o_O
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I would SO hit that... flamethrower XD
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how could i missed that
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Nick Soapdish · 852 weeks ago

That outfit doesn't seem appropriate for handling extreme heat. She could melt her boobies.
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come on baby light my fire
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So *this* is the 10th class Left 4 Dead hinted at...
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2 replies · active 818 weeks ago
FOURTH... -mumble-

Are you my mummy?
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Too hawt... to question validity... *drools*
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worksforme · 851 weeks ago

I always knew it had to looks something like this- obvious pun - Hot.
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That would explain the purse on the wooden locker rack
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boobies... : L · 851 weeks ago

now that i have been watching this for 10 hours

i notice she has her nails painted...
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superflykiller · 851 weeks ago

thats hot :D
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Hunter Belmont · 851 weeks ago

good doctor who refrence Teradohn
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That reminds me of a Doors song...

Come on baby light my fire!
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2 replies · active 851 weeks ago
reminds me of that one female scout pic on devART that really just fucked up the idea of scout ._.
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smashpro1 · 851 weeks ago

Well that answers whether the Pyro rocks out with his cock out or jams out with her clam out
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Aaron Hong · 851 weeks ago

Far better than that last one. Which is saying a lot since that last one had all nine and this is just one...
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YAY! NEAR TOPLESS PYRO!
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Megatonwhale · 851 weeks ago

@Hirouzamaki

oh right, i thought it was supposed to be a female version of the pyro since i've been seeing alot of female interpretations of the characters online.

thats great though if people think the pyro's a female, to much sausage in the game :P
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Really? The pyro is a girl?

I thought it was a mass burn victim with a near melted face and several burn marks across its body. It probably would have lost it's ability to see, breath normally (Hence Gasmask), and probably reproduce.
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Kinda doubt the game character is actual a girl guys, i mean, 1 girl and 8 guys? Yeah though, it's odd the game guys made only male characters.

Also,

@lolguy

does it matter if they say "Boys" when talking to a group of all guys plus 1 girl? I mean, "Give them hell people just doesn't ring the same...."
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Soggywafflz · 851 weeks ago

Is she strumming her axe?
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smashpro1 · 851 weeks ago

yes, soggywafflz. It is the pyro's axe taunt
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Someguy503 · 851 weeks ago

People think The Pyro is a girl cause there's a pink flowery purse in his locker within the game.

Personally I think Valve is just saying he's FLAMING (Get it?).
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i want to see this pink purse.
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@ Blue-Chameleon

Yeah I could go for some Thin-Mint cookies.
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TheColorRed · 700 weeks ago

Deradohn

I think I am the only one on this site that got that.
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If pyro was a girl soldier saying "GIVE 'EM HELL, BOYS!" Would be wrong.

Engineer saying "Hey boys, there's a spy" Would be wrong.
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Old picture is old!
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I guess we will know when meet the pyro comes out

if ever
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Considering that Portal was all female (if you want to count GlaDOS as female), TF2 was probably planned to have only guys, aside from the announcer.

Still, a nice drawing.
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Blue-Chameleon · 851 weeks ago

Sexi girl scout plz?
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I think she's a spy...

I shall investigate this further... Not by usual spy check means though, if you know what I mean...
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Wow. When I saw the "Things are heating up" Tag I lol'd.
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BTW, that's a McCloud (srsly), not an axe. A McCloud has that weird edge used for digging, and an axe.
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Dude looks like a la · 851 weeks ago

I suppose that it's only natural for the Pyro to be hot. xP
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Fap Fap Fap
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WANT.
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i can has fire?
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Honestly, I'm pretty sure the Pyro was planned as a guy, not a gal. Yes, I wouldn't have minded that the Pyro was a girl, but a sociopathic pyromanic seems to be more befitting of a male rather than femal role. No, I'm not being sexist, saying that girls don't deserve to be sociopathic pyromaniacs. It's their choice. But there's just so much there that says the Pyro is not a girl, it's hard to ignore.
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you people are so fucking sad
omg
its a fucking drawing not porn
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jacfalcon · 850 weeks ago

FOURTY! YAY!

Reminds me of Yoko's top from Gurren Lagann.
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Needs moar boobs.

But, great art work. 5/5
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Megatonwhale · 852 weeks ago

SECOND! (never done that before)

this is pretty cool, but where's the gasmask? :P
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Hirouzamaki · 852 weeks ago

THIRD!

@Megatonwhale

This is supposed to be the what the Pyro looks like WITHOUT his/her/its fire retardent suit and gas mask :P
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Since I couldn't fit this all into one post:

--The fact that all the classes in TF2 share their 'changeroom' (Supply Room). If the Pyro was a girl, she would probably have to be pretty confident with her... assets.... as well as showing them off nude to eight other supposedly single warrior dudes who, conversely, all seem to be sociopathic murderers. Meh, I don't think so.
--The Pyro is sociopathic. Just because he has a flowery pink purse in his locker doesn't mean he's a girl. He probably doesn't know, or care, about the difference.
--Why would Valve get a guy (Dennis Bateman, voicing the Spy as well, how ironic) to voice a girl?
--Anyone can see that the Pyro in-game does not look like he has a pair of jugs. Nor are his hips any wider than his waist. Nor are his shoulders less broad than all the other guys. Maybe the fire-retardant suit masks this, but still.
--8 dudes and 1 dudette. Either it's a really dirty joke, or a total imbalance.

In any case, I guess my rant has destroyed the discussion a bit, huh?
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grangerstranger · 852 weeks ago

FIRST

DAMN

this is the first time i want to be burned
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