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I swear to God when I evolve I’m going to kill you all.

Oh shit, I wouldn’t get on this magikarp’s bad side if I were you!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 18, 2008 · 1:18 PM 
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I was always surprised splash didn't do ANYTHING! I mean, come on, no Splash Damage? Seriously....
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2 replies · active 821 weeks ago
*slow clap*
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not unless i LEVEL YOU TO 100!!!

crisis solved.
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oh no's

Magicarp learnt hyper beam!

It's not very effective
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Nick Soapdish · 854 weeks ago

@kingofretards

lol, you just made me remember the Lion King. Now I can't get the song out of my head.
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this is hilarious!
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^^
WHY DO YOU KNOW THIS
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Pauld'Arbonne · 854 weeks ago

He totally means it too! RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
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Not if my Raiku gets to him first, Bass-Net.
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I found this funny. Why it's rated 3.61 is beyond me. Maybe because it was on 4crap, i mean 4chan? I still like this, 5 stars
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Pff. Whatever. Gaining that flying type will just make you squeal at electric types even more. (I am such a Pokenerd...)

Anyway, I've seen this before, and it only got a mild chuckle out of me. It could be because I find little to nothing about Gyarados frightening.
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I always use Gyarados on my team. Sure, he sucks against electric, but he's one helluva beast.
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NCHammer326 · 854 weeks ago

I think I can speak for 4chan when I say MOAR!!!

5/5
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@ Orion X

The worst part is that GYRADOS can't learn FLY! What kind of FLYING Pokémon is he?
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C'mon. Sure, Gyrados isn't a Legendary, but he's very good and can kick butt. Not only that, but it's even funnier because Magicarp is THE worst Pokemon (game-wise, at least).

At least Abra can get-you-the-heck-away.
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Ah, the Chans ... the slummin'est slums this side of Jupiter.
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HOORAY!!!
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USE A SPLASH ATTACK.
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dekuskrub1 · 854 weeks ago

nice

how come theres no 4chan catagory?
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We shall see Teradohn, we shall see ^_^
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Oooh I get it because Seaki- oh wait Magikarp evolves into the other dude. I'm a bad nerd.
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Nick Soapdish · 854 weeks ago

About stuff from 4chan coming here, I was told my halolz submissions popped up on 4chan. It'd be funny if they came full circle in a few years.
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@Nick Soapdish

It's the circle of lulz!
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Bahahaha.
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Blue-Chameleon · 854 weeks ago

I had to explain to someone today why joining /b/ would not be that good an idea. It was really tough to put into words...
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Someguy503 · 854 weeks ago

Magikarp use splash!! You call that a splash!?!
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I chuckled.

Then I saw "4chan".

I'm also not wearing pants.

I don't feel good. Pardon me. *dies in a ditch*
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Magicarp is one of the easiest Pokemon to evolve, which is why I found this so funny.
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The mspaint drawing makes it even better.
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Roulette25 · 854 weeks ago

ITS TRUE!, i found that out the hard way
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TheGallant! · 853 weeks ago

Magikarp is all talk.
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Gyarados isn't that horrible if you can IV it for max attack and have an Attack Nature. Next you EV train its Attack and Speed. Then just have it learn Dragon Dance+Earthquake. Friggin RAPE.

Pokenerd.
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Actually, Gyrados can be effective against Electric types if you teach it Ice Beam. Give that electrical rat a little hypothermia, eh? It should work if it's a 1-shot kill. Otherwise, prepare to be FRIED by Thunder. I wouldn't really say I'm a Pokenerd, but I do remember the old pokemon games.
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1 reply · active 850 weeks ago
unless there's a level difference and the electric one was dual-typed, ice beam would do just regular damage to an electric. sorry i am a pokenerd, had to put in whatever knowledge i can when i can
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I send a level 14 fire Pokemon agenst Gyarados and the fire comes out without a scratch on it. Gyarados is like one of the most pathetic Pokemon on the face of the planet. I am so a nerd. T.T 5/5
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Lol, be warned, I will sick my Pichu on you when you evolve ^_^
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You, kill us? Oh Puh-leez! All I hafta do is get my Rotom to kick your tail.

Also FIRST!
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