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[VIDEO] Jesus Christ Superspore



Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 2, 2008 · 7:42 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (167 votes, average: 3.63 out of 5)
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Electronic Arts, Irony, Maxis, PC, Spiritual Enlightenment, Spore, Too Much Free Time, Video Clips, Weird

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Animedevildog · 860 weeks ago

WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW?

5/5
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freez902 · 860 weeks ago

Creative. Yet Offensive. Yet Creative. It's pretty well made, and made me smile :P. 5 stars
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Doc · 832 weeks ago

CAN'T...GET...DOWN...
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Mega Robinson Man · 860 weeks ago

WHAT THE FUCK???!!!!!

Im scared now.
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Ab-Noxious · 860 weeks ago

.....nana?
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MasqueNoMercy · 860 weeks ago

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
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Will · 860 weeks ago

wow

we now have confirmation that there is about nothing you cant make on spore

I WANT CHUCK NORRIS!

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-Will
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PhaseMetal · 860 weeks ago

Operation shock and awe successful....
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GRiM · 860 weeks ago

i think this is a bit better than the fourty million penis monsters roaming the game
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Boreas · 860 weeks ago

The title of this is hilarious... "Jesus Christ Superspore"
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Evitron · 860 weeks ago

Wat
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sir_auronDX · 860 weeks ago

BRACE FOR RELIGIOUS PEOPLE IMPACT
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Lekonua · 860 weeks ago

I am speechless. Never before has a Halolz post made me laugh so hard. This needs some kind of special award or something.

So 5'd.
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Mechtaur · 860 weeks ago

*peeks in*

Wow, no flaming?

*sneaks out*
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GeLaTiNoUs · 860 weeks ago

Wow... that's pretty low...

Although it's not even close to as bad as what Scott's been up to over at VGCats...

What the fuck's funny about abortions?
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Lawlzftw · 860 weeks ago

that is INSANELY offensive. whoever submitted this should be aborted.

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Don · 860 weeks ago

@Lawlzftw:

I see what you did there.
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Hajs5 · 860 weeks ago

So messed up.
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Orion Fury · 860 weeks ago

Wow.
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DELTA · 860 weeks ago

I'm going to hell now...
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Happy · 860 weeks ago

A planet of these would be fucking awesome.
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freez902 · 860 weeks ago

Creative. Yet Offensive. Yet Creative. It's pretty well made, and made me smile :P. 5 stars

I also enountered this again >_<

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freez902 · 860 weeks ago

@Gelatinous Well scott said 'we can't have anyone be unhappy. Nooo, not on the INTERNET.' So he basically offended people more so they could shut up. I loled at the fact that he actually did this, and I wondered if he was drunk or something. Anyways I don't see why anyone found the strip before that offensive :S
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Lekonua · 860 weeks ago

@freez902

People will find ANYTHING offensive. That's practically the definition of "controversy."

Anything one person laughs at, someone else will declare offensive for one stupid reason or another.

Some guy in a YouTube video I saw once said," Nobody has the right not to be offended."
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Glitch · 860 weeks ago

I love the irony.

I don't particularly care for the way he moves, it's just wierd
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zinraidragon · 860 weeks ago

In all honesty, I come from a religious family and I myself am religous, but it really doesn't offend me that much, people need to learn to lighten up, something that's controversial/offensive can be funny and creative at the same time. 5/5
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Nick Soapdish · 860 weeks ago

Honestly how is this offensive? It's Jesus on a cross. I see those around all over the place, on people's necks, books, cars.
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Lekonua · 860 weeks ago

Exactly. Being offended by anything at all is stupid. All it does is give people ammunition when they want to piss you off!
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Alphabet Soup · 860 weeks ago

I lol'd.
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Onishii · 860 weeks ago

LOL.

WTF, this just made me laugh until I cried.

Considering I'm basically atheistic, this does not strike me as being offensive in any way. Not to mention the abortions over at Scott's. Who DOESN'T have an abortion joke nowadays?

5'd.
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Lekonua · 860 weeks ago

@Onishii

I don't have an abortion joke, nor do I plan to at any point. Partly because I wouldn't want to offend the 2 people who read my comics, but mostly because I just don't do that type of humor.
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Orion X · 860 weeks ago

I'm a Christian, and I must say, I chuckled.

I could go in a long ass rant about how I hate Bible-beaters and how they give us a "bad name," but I'll just say 4/5.
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Int3r · 860 weeks ago

as am I, and I too chuckled, but i gotta say, lawlzftw's comment was epic.
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MrSunshine028 · 860 weeks ago

lol for the big man upstairs 5/5
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G1drake · 860 weeks ago

OMG, they did that

lol
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Moksanity · 860 weeks ago

i...i...i have no words...
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SnakemanEXE · 860 weeks ago

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This is scary. The cross even seperates!
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Vabolo · 860 weeks ago

That's strange... he looks rather happy. He's not even CROSSed!

:D
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orbitofglass · 860 weeks ago

oh lawd this thing is disturbing. Hilarious though.
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MrSunshine028 · 860 weeks ago

So what we have here is a Zombie-Ape Jesus, that is happily bouncing around while nailed up to a Cross and spawns out mini-Jesus' and communicates to them with his feet.

*Stands up and begins the end of the movie slow clap that happens when something magical just happened, that would even bring a tear to your dead grandpa's eye*

Once again 5/5
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Pauld'Arbonne · 860 weeks ago

Haha! Dare I say that was adorably funny. I like how monkey Jesus has horns. ;)
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compelled · 860 weeks ago

Well this minister finds this funny, so I'd say no worries about offending people.

Couple thoughts come to mind here:

1) What really got it for me was the Title. That was brilliant.

2) For once a spore creature speaking his offspring into existence makes sense.

3) What we need now is someone to make this exact same spore creature but with a Raptor head!
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me · 860 weeks ago

You guys know who was never the son of God? Jesus. You know who was an arrogant c*nt who lied about being the son of God? Jesus.

This is hilarious!
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LT · 860 weeks ago

This is wrong on so many levels. I cannot help but grin.

@ "me": Sounds like "unresolved personal issues". Did Jesus personally beat you with a stick or something? Is this really the best forum for that particular rant?
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GsP · 860 weeks ago

When apocapypse comes we are soooooo fucked
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Red · 860 weeks ago

I think we need a new category, "sacrilege." Think of the venues that opens up!
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Jykcor · 860 weeks ago

Im going to hell for this
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Gehraz · 860 weeks ago

Sorry im late!

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Degillin · 860 weeks ago

i have seen funnier things done with this 'jesus' guy, that was more offensive too. like secret jesus, or that nail jesus to a cross on newgrounds somewhere...of course i loled at them...this was more tame on the offensive lvls then those of newgrounds...anyways good post still made me smile

"Thank you so much for playing my game"
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Pigeon Army · 860 weeks ago

I'm Brian of Nazareth!
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