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OnStar WON’T SAVE YOU NOW… …BITCH!

Ben Letourneau needs on-demand customer assistance!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 24, 2008 · 1:21 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (133 votes, average: 4.10 out of 5)
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Bungie, Halo, Microsoft, Moving Violations, Xbox 360

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"Sir, have you been drinking this evening?"
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Steals Warthog and looks up at his HUD. "Crap, got 5 Stars for stealing this!"
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well thats what he gets for driving around with his window down....
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[chemical.kirby] · 862 weeks ago

wow,first :0

but awsome

i guess onstar can't protect you from team blue :0
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haha freakin owned xD
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Nice lol!
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dekuskrub1 · 862 weeks ago

wat if an onstar representative(sp?) was manning the turret?

could he help then?
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I lolled 5/5

@dekuskrub1

I think that would violate the Onstar ToS
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yes it was!
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@tyrannosatan the bitch was most definitly needed.

Anyways this pic wud have been shitty without the caption, it made me lol so hard 5/5
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Tyrannosatan · 862 weeks ago

only losers and bitches say bitch

I think the first two line were enough to make it humorous, but if something was absolutely required there, newb or noob or w/e would've work a million times better.
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agreed, the bitch wasn't needed, but it did make it a whole lot funnier!

5/5
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Press X to board enemy vehicle.
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Pigeon Army · 862 weeks ago

Studies have shown that the word "bitch" makes any sentence 5.2 times more bad-ass, if delivered correctly.

But, if Onstar can't save Master Chief, what the hell was Batman doing with it?
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Batman never played Halo...
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Epic Win.
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What onstar?
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nice
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Tyrannosatan · 862 weeks ago

the "...bitch!" wasn't needed
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