TEAM FORTRESS 3

I guess the feminists won that discrimination lawsuit in time for the sequel…
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TEAM FORTRESS 3

Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 19, 2008 · 6:20 AM

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Artistic, Boobies, PC, Playstation, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Xbox 360

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Shawn Handyside · 868 weeks ago

See I liked this one because it's actually not over-sexualized... it's a fairly realistic take on an all women TF2 team.

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Displaced · 868 weeks ago

I like it how the Pyro remains EXACTLY the same

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your_mother · 868 weeks ago

@ admiral assman

you are an idiot.

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IvanaBAnonymous · 868 weeks ago

@Admiral assman

And that's why you'll never get laid.

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elitetrashmob 53p · 792 weeks ago

wow.. i think i need a MEDIC!! %)

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Animedevildog · 868 weeks ago

@Admiral assman:

Seriously, was you trying to piss off about 50% of the gaming community?

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Snakeman.EXE · 868 weeks ago

This picture makes the internet sad.

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Pigeon Army · 868 weeks ago

Timed well, too - today is the anniversary of New Zealand giving women the vote in 1889 (I think), making them the first country to do so.

Though, it is also Talk Like A Pirate Day, so priorities call for "gyars".

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Blank-Mage · 868 weeks ago

...........What?

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luckydog · 868 weeks ago

Please keep in mind New Zealand and Australia are in the future.

Anyway, I like it, but only ones whose face you can see have really changed. Extremely well done though

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fieldy409 · 868 weeks ago

i love the heavy

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lilLeLuenv2 · 868 weeks ago

dude riot...

you know their not real right... ?

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[chemical.kirby] · 868 weeks ago

oh yes

i love geting boners when playing video games

and haveing sex dreams about fiction charters

thoes were the days...

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reconer45 · 868 weeks ago

Pyro Remains The Same XD

Pigeon Army SHUT UP!

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2 replies · active 840 weeks ago

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ManiacalZManiac · 868 weeks ago

Haha, Same Ol' Pyro. XD

The Heavy Looks... Awkward...

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Pigeon Army · 868 weeks ago

@reconer45

It's called history. You might want to learn it some time, and get your head out of the sand.

;)

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Gneekman · 868 weeks ago

Yarr. This do be based on an old version of ye "Meet the Team" graphic, which be why they be havin' different weapons.

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Jeice · 868 weeks ago

@riot

I disagree. Look at the medic.

And frankly, if the third game really did end up being like this, I don't think people would complain. They would be too busy playing it and having fun.

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riot · 868 weeks ago

Well i never said it can't be fun.

And a little eyecandy in vg never hurt.

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killercartoons · 868 weeks ago

you know, i always thought it was odd that TF2's characters were all male, and mainly caucasian. (though they did have different nationalities) kinda a pity they didnt get some girls in there....

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Kiipo · 868 weeks ago

ye gods that's hot.

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Aaron Hong · 868 weeks ago

Why isn't this under Disturbing?

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Bucky · 868 weeks ago

Medic is highly BONKable.

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Dan · 868 weeks ago

It would be pretty badass to have a TF2 voice and graphic patch for this. Teh interwebz are full of people with nothing better to do, someone should get on that!

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Dracula · 868 weeks ago

Nice

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Pauld'Arbonne · 868 weeks ago

Arggggh! That be pretty cool lookin matey! Arrrrggggh!

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Jeice · 868 weeks ago

Oh yeah Medic....I could uber-charge her all day...

Was that out loud?

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FrEEz · 868 weeks ago

@ Dan That would be awesome, but huge chance that they would sound lame/cheesy. Graphics patch is easy, it could be a skin. Hell, there's already a girl-scout skin on fpsbanana (although she looks ugly :|, or not ugly, just not pretty) The voices COULD be good if they were real accents. My guess is that the majority of the TF2's foreign accents are fake. Except maybe the medic. But really, they are done well, and i'm not complaining.

@ Pauld'Arbonne 'Argghhh!' is the sound someone makes when they're dying :|. it's ARRRR!!!'

@killercartoons I think they should've had a male/female version of every class. Then again the game would've been released by 2010 :D. Seriously it does get lame in some games when you want to play with a certain character, but there's only a female version. So you pick 'her', then people assume you are a girl ._.

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B-mac · 868 weeks ago

Why isn't this under Political?

In accordance to Pigeon Army's historical reference.

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Alphalance · 868 weeks ago

The pyro looks exactly the same, and the soldier looks pretty similar too, but i think the scout's kinda hott :)

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Auditor · 868 weeks ago

The Spy is a Nazi!

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CaptainBaconMan · 868 weeks ago

OLOLOLZ.

Pyro still looks like a man.

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rikumelenium · 868 weeks ago

mmm...female scout >:3

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Rayza B · 868 weeks ago

It be talk like a pirate day?

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Minespatch · 868 weeks ago

For the veteran TF2 fan, this isn't new.

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luckydog · 868 weeks ago

@Admiral Assman.

Maybe...maybe... But at least they can MAKE video games. Just as good as the guys X3

A option would be nice. They may think about it in team fortress 3. I don't see why their appearance has to be good looking. Isn't that the problem with most video games? The people look perfect. Uncanny valley here we come.

Anyway, I think the picture is amusing, mainly cause it is done well. And it's a clever idea. I think with online games, they should give you an option though. Because the whole "You're a girl?!" thing gets old pretty quickly.

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Ripshot · 868 weeks ago

The reason there's no (playable) women in TF2 is because the women captured all the men and forced them to fight to the death for their amusement.

-Hence why the announcer is a woman.

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Ripshot · 868 weeks ago

conspiracyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Murk · 868 weeks ago

...The soldier's the same too.

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Hagaren · 868 weeks ago

Pyro looks the same XD

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Degillin · 868 weeks ago

A win for the femanists? more like a win for womanizers...or people who are attracted to girls wearing men uniforms (no offence just as a joke) I call those guys gay.

"A REMINDER TO ALL EMPLOYEES OF APERTURE SCIENCE THAT BRING YOUR DAUGHTER TO WORK DAY IS THE PERFECT TIME TO HAVE HER TESTED!"

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MKZimmer · 868 weeks ago

I think the pic's real good....only one problem, that isn't the Scout's Scattergun DX That's the Sniper's semi-auto dealiebob. But, great pic anyway.

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Ransom · 868 weeks ago

Team Fortress 2: Lesbian Edition

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silentdre · 868 weeks ago

Didn't really like this picture, thought it rather subpar.

(also testing out my gravatar)

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silentdre · 868 weeks ago

Fuck, it didn't work.

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G1drake · 868 weeks ago

i wonder what weapon the scout will use...........maybe a fridgepan

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Animedevildog · 868 weeks ago

@D1drake

A rolling pin

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silentdre · 868 weeks ago

Or a dildo like in that one video.

Also, holy shit, I dunno what I did, but there's a joker face next to my posts.

Wicked.

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J-Mo · 868 weeks ago

... do people even skateboard anymore? Landsurfing peaked sometime in the early 90's and has only been hinted at since. The problem isn't kids skating and playing video games.

The problem is sports games and that too many kids are drinking Monster. Not enough are drinking Sobe.

Lizard!

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rikumelenium · 868 weeks ago

you guys do realize this is like, TF2 beta, right? (correct me if im wrong) that's why everyone looks different except a few

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Animedevildog on September 21st, 2008 9:25 pm

@D1drake
A rolling pin
silentdre on September 22nd, 2008 1:13 am

Or a dildo like in that one video.

Also, holy shit, I dunno what I did, but there’s a joker face next to my posts.

Wicked.
J-Mo on September 22nd, 2008 1:14 am

… do people even skateboard anymore? Landsurfing peaked sometime in the early 90’s and has only been hinted at since. The problem isn’t kids skating and playing video games.

The problem is sports games and that too many kids are drinking Monster. Not enough are drinking Sobe.

Lizard!
rikumelenium on September 22nd, 2008 8:10 am

you guys do realize this is like, TF2 beta, right? (correct me if im wrong) that’s why everyone looks different except a few
Animedevildog on September 22nd, 2008 10:04 am

TF2 beta means TF2 minus a rib, right?
Trevor on September 22nd, 2008 11:29 pm

In order to make it even less sexist, the heavy will be changed to a light.
minespatch on September 25th, 2008 2:18 am

@rikumelenium:
Oh yeah! I remember seeing this image at the end of one of the “meet the team’ videos and when they showed this in Computer Gaming magazine(except it wasn’t with the girl redo).

Don’t get me wrong, I already know what you were talking about.
dekuskrub1 on October 2nd, 2008 10:34 am

one flaw i saw with the title was the outline still is in the shape of a 2, not a 3
Jerrett Reed on October 7th, 2008 1:12 am

Anyone that replied to Assman has been trolled.
Enjoy your AIDs.
king o' swing on October 17th, 2008 1:04 pm

this pic is kinda…off shape?
anyway…5/5

@[chemical.kirby]
having boners with fictional characters is cool though <3
but they are better with samus…
TsukasaWave19 on December 14th, 2008 1:30 pm

I find this picture so awesome. The entire team in TF2 is insane so thinking about their personalities with female voices sounds great. Female Heavy looks like she can kill you quicker than male Heavy.
elitetrashmob on March 10th, 2010 7:46 pm

wow.. i think i need a MEDIC!! %)