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Can’t let you do that, Dead Ox

Sorry Wolf, not even you can bring back the dead!
Idea by Daniel C. and edited by Stephen V.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 17, 2008 · 5:41 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (181 votes, average: 2.87 out of 5)
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Can't Let You Do That, Depressing, Nintendo, Oregon Trail, PC, Retro, StarFox, The Great Outdoors

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Pigeon Army · 867 weeks ago

Wow. I stopped two separate "FIRST OLOLOLZ!!!1!" comments.

I almost feel...proud.

Hehehehe.
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Pigeon Army · 867 weeks ago

Wolf McLeod - the Troy McClure of Halolz.
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this ones okay for a WOLF JOKE but otherwise LOLOLOL FIRST COMMENT
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Pigeon STEALIN MAH COMMENT! Still This Phails
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I hate you 2 >:(
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I think we need to instate a banhammer for people who post FIRSTs. It's getting quite annoying lol. But yes. Much, much fail. I think we're starting to dig through the bottom of the barrel for wolf jokes now. Please, Shawn, prove me wrong. I love a good wolf joke.
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david2222121 · 867 weeks ago

Meh. If it's idiots who think that all caps give them +20 intelligence, by all means. But really, whats wrong with adding a "First!" to a comment that can actually stand up on its own?

Oh, and seventh.
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What's this, a wolf joke? Oh it's wolf wednesday! 1/5
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Oh and i forgot to say, why was the site down a few hours ago o.O??
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@Pigeon Army

It's Wolf O'Donnell.

Fail.
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oh god this website wrecked wolf jokes
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Sponge Pore · 867 weeks ago

Er, wow, I'm sorry, guess I only found this funny because of an inside joke. The Wolf jokes must be getting old by now, yeah, but meh, oh well.
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Nick Soapdish · 867 weeks ago

I think it'd be a lot better if you got rid of the "dead". Then it'd imply that wolf actually stopped the ox and now it's dead. Otherwise is the dead ox trying to do something?
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Sponge Pore · 867 weeks ago

You have a point. Though when Stephen and I made it, it was used more to be an adjective to kinda act as the "Star" of Star Fox. Still, you're probably right. Thanks.
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Animedevildog · 867 weeks ago

@Pigeon Army

Next time, you gotta block THREE firsts... otherwise, I'll sick Ashly on you.

As for the fox joke, this one was weak as hell... 2/5
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Quite funny actually... it rhymes well and i do hate it whan they die on me. stop dying dammit! MOVE FASTER i tell you!
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I'm glad Wolf is back......but this wasn't too funny.....3/5!
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- "Can't let you do that, live Ox!"

And so Ox died
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So the wolf jokes are getting more and more farfetched, huh...
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Wolf, please... go die of dysentery. 1/5
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Stupid dead ox... dieing!
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sigh fail
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Someguy503 · 867 weeks ago

I thought it was funny for a wolf joke.
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sad thing about this pic, is that i actually think i have Oregon Trail II =.= or some demo version. that crap is oooooooooold
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There was an Inside joke that only me and Daniel can really understand. That's probably why we found it hilarious. Oh well Wolf Joke or not. it's just a basic lolz
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Shadow Link · 867 weeks ago

5/5 just because it's Oregon Trail. XD
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burnoutspartan · 867 weeks ago

Woa woa woa woaaa!

1/5
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[chemical.kirby] · 867 weeks ago

how does this have 2.5?

i lol'd harder then ushally

5
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Pigeon Army · 867 weeks ago

@Gneekman

NYAR! I cannot believe I made such an amateur mistake. I hereby hand in my Official Geek Badge, and trudge off into the sunset, shamed.
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the king of space · 867 weeks ago

shawn fails
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Spartacus1013 · 867 weeks ago

I gave em one point extra for going retro-gaming, but that only means its a 2/5. Still a tired joke. Really, really tired.
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I think "I can't let you morn that Dead OX" Or something other than "I can't let you do that" because its washing out the original wolf jokes
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Animedevildog · 867 weeks ago

@Fargleblah

I think you truely confused the server. It textwraps the rest of our posts...
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@Animedevildog

No, Shawn has to do that, he has to fix the server and wrap it up, take it from a guy with experience.:P

As for Fargleblah, you should apologize to Shawn, okay? LIKE RIGHT NOW.
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First. AND U PHAIL! WITH A CAPITAL PH!
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I can't help it... there's a special place in my heart for Oregon Trail!
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