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Al qaeda used Plane! It’s super effective!

It worries me that Nick Soapdish sits around at home thinking up 9-11 themed Halolz submissions…

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 11, 2008 · 9:06 PM 
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Things American's Can Do:

Crack jokes about the Holocost

Crack jokes about Slavery

Crack jokes about any ethnic minority ever

Crack jokes about dropping atomic weapons on civilian targets

Crack jokes about rape

Things (some) American's Can't Do:

Laugh when the joke is on them
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MexicanJuice · 863 weeks ago

I applaud the moderators for posting this. Free speech is free speech, even if no one likes it!
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MrSpaceCowboy · 863 weeks ago

When it happens in America it's a tragedy of the greatest magnitude, but when it happens in Africa or the Middle East, it's just Tuesday.
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MexicanJuice · 863 weeks ago

Too many people died? My ass! Way more people have died in wars, yet people seem to have no problem with war jokes. Hypocrytical arses.
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1 reply · active 845 weeks ago
I thought this was extremely fucking hilarious and now I'm going to hell.

Thanks a lot, Halolz.
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Let me put it to you this way, Stalin killed 11 million russians in WW2. A million german soldiers died, most of whom were sent to war for a cause they didn't beleive in.
And yet you pay good money to derive pleasure from playing these games, shooting people in the head, sometimes pointing out to your friends that you got a good headshot on a guy cringing on the ground.
Relax, and look at youself before you say this is too harsh.
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American Infrastructure uses Educate the Public.

It's not very effective...

Halolz used 9/11 jokes.

It's super effective!

This is awesome.
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Nick Soapdish · 863 weeks ago

This is more political satire, stating how one tiny organization caused huge flow on effects that have involved countless countries and much larger events like wars.

Also Mr Handyside may I just say you have a hell of a lot of balls to post these. Props to you sir.
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1 reply · active 840 weeks ago
@Nick

you have officially done more damage to us than paulrus did with the Lesbian Mudkips, and for that I congratulate you sir for your GINOURMOUS balls and sense of humor.

51st
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5/5

I love "Super effective" jokes, and I am easy amused. And this amused me ever so.

I laughed, I giggled, and I did so very hard.

I also read all the comments. It took a while, but it was worth it; some were also very amusing.

Now, this isn't the first 9/11 joke I've seen. I'd like to share a few which I remember off hand.

1)Q: What is the New York City Fire Department's favorite song?

A: "It's Raining Men"

2)Q: What's the biggest difference between 9/11 and the Oklahoma City Bombing?

A: Foreigners once again prove they can do it better and more efficiently.

3)Q: How many Americans died in 9/11?

A: Who gives a fuck?

4)Q: What does WTC stand for?

A: What Trade Centre?

5)"It's a bird!"

"It's a plane!"

"It's.... Oh shit, it IS a plane!"

All these make me giggle also. (And I'm expecting someone to comment on these jokes. I'm looking at you Dragoon!)

Anyway, I'm not American just if anyone cares to know. I'm a 17 year old, female Canadian. Here is my take on this whole thing. Was 9/11 a terrible tragidy, yes; and I do feel sorry for the people who lost loved ones. Also, the killing of many innocent civilians in the Middle East is also very tragic and I feel sorry for the loss of the loved ones there also. I also feel sorry for the loved ones of the men and women who have died fighting "the war on terror." I do believe Canada is knocking on 100 soldiers who have died in the Middle East now, a good number of them accidently killed by American troops.

Anyway, what I'm saying is that I feel bad for everyone's loss and that this joke is still funny for me.

I'm just going to stop there because this is much too long already.

Peace to all!
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Bush used Invade Iraq!

It's not very effective...
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1 reply · active 841 weeks ago
Everyone who's taking this so seriously needs to chill. Namely Dragoon.

Yes, it's distasteful, but it's not NEARLY as bad as how the chans dedicated 9/11 (this year it was so unspeakably bad that I'm not even going to provide a link. o_o;)

At least Halolz is trying to be funny with it, and trying to make people laugh on an anniversary of tragedy. It's not worth "OMG IM OFFENDED APOLOGIZE NAO BIATCH".
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Nick Soapdish · 863 weeks ago

@B-Mac

Unfortunately this is all I've come up with. I'm sure I'll find something else that will make as many people laugh as people find offensive.

Causing controversy on halolz? All I can say is, "Mission Accomplished"
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nonyabsns · 863 weeks ago

Oh no what a horrible tragedy! *sarcasm*
what? Like 2700 people or something died that time?
Do you even realize how many child soldier die? Do you know how many children starve to death each year in third world countries? Or innocent civillians that die in wars fought for stupid political reasons? These are all things made fun of ocasionally on the internet.
Yet you people are whining about 2700 people dying in an act of terrorism? give me a fucking break you fucking hypocrites. It's only because its so close to home that your whining about it.
Wanna know my reaction when I heard of the attacks? I just thought another bunch of people added to the list of deaths in this world.
You people should start holding all human life with the same value.

Now about this picture. I think its hilareously clever.
maybe I am a bad person, but alteast im not a retarded hypocrite.
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wow. I actually found this funny.

You have to look at this in a neutral way. The main reason these pics get flamed so much is that it was posted on an American-based site. You'd get the same reaction if you posted a hiroshima joke on a Japanese forum.

I think it's the fact that us Americans think of us as superior to everyone else, and as such, everyone should follow our lead.

My view on 9/11: On the bright side, they're in a better place.
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People died, no joke is ok about it, not about anyone. Anyone who says that its ok to do so because others say thing about other things is simply wrong. This is sick, jokes about tradgedies anywhere are just wrong.
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THIS IS ALMOST SPARTAAAAAAA!
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MexicanJuice · 863 weeks ago

HAHAHAHA!!! This one's even better than the Star Fox one!
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Ah. I love the smell of controversy in the evening.
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Orion Fury · 863 weeks ago

Dragoon, I think you might be waiting for awhile...
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@Nick Soapdish

I hope you have a third one of these. They are downright FUNNY! Nice work!
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I personally can't wait to see the schoolyard "BOOM! HEADSHOT" one.
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Frankly, we live in a country where our leaders are using the memories of these attacks and the fear that followed them to push through their narrow-minded, racist agenda.

Last time I checked, nobody's died because of Halolz.
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Runeblade · 863 weeks ago

I lol'd.

This one was better than the last...

Probably because I saw it first. XP

And yeah, peeps gettin their panties in a bunch need to chill... Dwelling on your misery/pain/political correctness/inflated morality ego/etc won't help anything. Lightening up and laughing about it beats the shit out of being depressed over it. That doesn't mean you can't respect other people. Chillax!
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OMFG FUCK U GUYZ I THOT IT WAS FUNIE

But seriously, cut it out. Respect others opinions, don't tell them they're a heartless bastard... if anything, you're the worse of the two for starting a flame war.

And this submission is clever... not funny, a little sad, but clever. The end flame wars over PLEASE.
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MrSpaceCowboy · 863 weeks ago

Comedy is in the eye of the beLOLder.
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Stealthbladez · 863 weeks ago

@Almost everyone on this page!!!

September 11 is where we should mourn the losses of those people who died..... in america.... But in australia, we have a great time taunting people on xbox live, and laughing how that americains can`t see a huge plane coming towards one of the largest structures in the world!!!
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This is fucking awesome.

All you guys can stop pretending you care. The only way you could actually care is if you knew someone who died. You don't care if fellow Americans die, you don't even care if fellow New Yorkers die, people just say that to make themselves feel good.

Your moral obligation lies with mankind, not just your countrymen, and laughing at this does not make you a bad person. Sure, I'd love to save all those people if there were a magic button, but I can't, and I just find this funny.

I'd also love to save everyone that was in the Holocaust, all the Iraqi soliders who died fighting for Saddam, all the soldiers of the Allied Armies and the Wermacht, but I can't, so I'm going to laugh about it.

Yeesh, get over yourselves.
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oh no no no.... why am I laughing?
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LOL FIRST NOOBS.
Erm... Am I too late?
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So many long comments :D
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2 replies · active 846 weeks ago
omg people have a sense of humor. damn, you can laugh at hitler slaughtering jews and hiroshima killing thousands of japanese, what makes this any different? i think it's hilarious.
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let me clarify that these lightened my day, and also that i dont feel bad at all, and im not going to hell either.
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This was hilarious. You people have to realize it's only a joke!!! Do you really think the ones that died this fateful day would want you to feel bad for them forever? Of course not! This kind of humor is something they'd probably appreciate, rather than everyone feeling sad the entire day.
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Who cares about Bush?

Or politics, in general.

Or religion.

Or socialism.

This is satire. Deal with it.
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PoisonTaco · 863 weeks ago

MrSpaceCowboy

"When it happens in America it’s a tragedy of the greatest magnitude, but when it happens in Africa or the Middle East, it’s just Tuesday."

QFT.
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Also, I remember that Ness/Hindenburg picture a few weeks back, and how few counter-remarks it got compared to this.

The Hindenburg tragedy was the 9/11 of the early 20th century. ._.
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Runeblade · 863 weeks ago

@ superzack

Try speaking american.. It's the only language I understand. ...In america.
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Wow, tasteless...but the fact that someone would post this on 9/11 is kinda funny and I gotta admit, the barrel roll one got a LOL outta me.
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Stealthbladez · 863 weeks ago

@Entendo: Sry for double post, but, loosen up mate, people come here to LOL about humourous captions. Should the act of two pictures determine the entire site? No, its just a bit of fun, hardly meant. The moral of this is to not be a party pooper...
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nonyabsns · 863 weeks ago

Oh one more thing. I must say i was really pissed when the attacks happened. wanna know why?

cuz they cancelled my favorite show just to play the same damn video of the towers for HOURS!!

seriously. no need to show the same thirty second clip every two minutes.
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Solar Zero · 863 weeks ago

In death, we apparently find lots of humor. I'll laugh now, but this doesn't mean I find the day not to be sad.

I just happen to find it nice that some people can stop going emo every year on the day that this happened. It's done people.

I still find this slightly funny <__<;; I'll probably be killed by my friends when they realized I said this too, so I'll put this in another context: If this was any other building or place, and they used the exact same thing, in which they made fun of an event in which millions upon millions of people had died, I'd still say it's funny and comment on the idea. Shit, I found it possible to make fun of Heath Ledger when everyone got sad about him dying, AND HE WAS ONE FREAKIN' PERSON!
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Plus, @ Solar Zero

Death is a commedy, only in life is there pain
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Kopaka Grimm · 863 weeks ago

Now that's hilarious!

Life is pain, get over it, cowards.
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@Sane

eh, I'll see you there :P

@everyone who is getting offended.

Seriously, calm the fuck down, it's just a joke. Yes 2700 people died, but it's done, there is no way of bringing them back. People are just going to keep bringing this up to justify our troops being in the middle east. I personally get sick of hearing the whole "We will never forget" thing. It's like "Hey, lets bring up this tragic day, and let's make money off of it!"

So yeah, calm down, this joke is mildly funny, and like other people have said, if it was a different building you would be laughing.
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wow, i'm actually laughing even more because of how many people hate me now. alright, let's see if i can get a few of these questions and comments out of the way.

@ Dragoon: sorry, i actually DO have a brain. everyone does, dumbass. and it IS hilarious, i mean look at it. if this were about any other thing, any other event that could be considered a horrible tragedy, you'd be laughing, so i don't want to hear it. deep down, everyone laughs at this kind of thing because everyone knows it's funny, even if it's only a little chuckle. also, i refuse to apologize.

@ Junes: clearly i'm laughing at it, grow some eyes and become not blind.

@ Will: i think hitler is fun to laugh at sometimes and i hear bad jokes about the holocaust every now and again, like the one about the difference between jews and pizza (one doesn't scream when you put it in the oven). sorry, but i chuckle at it every time i hear it.

@ SoggyWafflez:

1, family guy did but they make fun of everything.

2, there's plenty out there, just look them up.

3, this event obviously had no effect on me at all. hell, none of these events have. i'm not entirely heartless, but i can't explain why it doesn't effect me, so i'll just leave it at that.

4, most "it's super effective" jokes make me lol my pants off, this one is no different.

obviously everyone needs to grow a pair and just accept the fact that this has happened and is over with. yes, it's a great tragedy, many people died and it united our country for about a year or so until everyone started hating our president. honestly the only thing this event did to me is show how hypocritical our entire country is. one second we love our president, the next we hate him. honestly i'm tired of hearing about 9/11 and having to listen to other people whine and bitch about it. it happened, it's over, stop living in the past and move on with your life. at least you still have it.
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NeoTorquil · 863 weeks ago

11/9 grief has reached sell-by date. Renew by adding videogame jokes.
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*looks back on some of the comments*

Good GOD People just calm the HELL DOWN. Seriously, it's just a joke. The person who did this might be american himself. Good chances are he never meant to offend anyone. Why is it when someone makes a joke about say, all muslims being terrorists, people laugh. BUT when someone makes a joke about the twin towers, everyone goes OMG WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE SICK! THIS SUBMISSION SHOULD BE TAKEN OFF THE SITE BLAH BLAH BLAH! I'm an egyptian muslim. I see a bunch of things on the internet all the time which refer to muslims as terrorists and stuff, yet i don't go freak out about it. Simply because i know the people who do that are either racists, or they're just poking fun. All-in-all, i'm not going to waste my time to rant about how offensive it is etc.

[/superlong rant ]
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For everyone who thinks he's making fun of the twin towers, he isn't. Look he gave it a level of 110 so see he's giving them quite a compliment, there everyone feel better now?
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Blue-Chameleon · 863 weeks ago

Halolz uses Flame Barrage!

It's super effective!

I don't see why this has 2.6, while the recent hurricane Ike one has 4.5. What's the difference?
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