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Can’t let you do that, Halolz!

Silly Wolf… you’ve prevented NOTHING! If anything you’re just making us look at that horrifying picture MORE!
The blame for this one lies with Vall!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 10, 2008 · 6:26 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (162 votes, average: 3.36 out of 5)
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Artistic, Can't Let You Do That, Creepy/Spooky, Disturbing, Irony, Kirby, Nintendo, StarFox, Weird

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Pigeon Army · 865 weeks ago

On September the 7th, 2008, at 12:03pm, the monstrous Foetus-Kirby claimed its first victims in the city of Halolz. Soon, people were disappearing left and right, and an elite band of Star Wolves, led by Wolf O'Donnell, ventured into the massive forest surrounding Halolz, in order to find and kill Foetus-Kirby.

Five Star Wolves went into the forest. One came back.

This is their story.
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2 replies · active 842 weeks ago
EPIC FAIL.
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yes you are a epic fail...
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Nick Soapdish · 865 weeks ago

But Halolz already did it! You're too late to stop it Wolf! Too late!
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grunt_killer · 865 weeks ago

THANK YOU WOLF JOKE
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Thank you O Great Ceiling Cat, for sending your star wolves to destroy the evil Nether-Kirby
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xintolerablex · 865 weeks ago

Thanks for making us look at it again, you flea-infested bastard!
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what the hell is that?!?
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finally
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Magic Shampoo · 865 weeks ago

YAY!! wolf joke is USEFULL!!! hip-hip HORAY!
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PLEASE!! Make it stop! It BURNS!!!!!
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nooooooooo
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When and Where Wolf Jokes Can Be Useful: An Essay
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2 replies · active 841 weeks ago
I never saw a day when the Wolf-Joke was not only useful, but appropriate to boot, Now I just need to find a way to get the Epic Fail that is that fleshy abomination and un-see it.
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MercenaryX · 841 weeks ago

Sorry, miss type, Meant to say. "I never thought I'd live to see a day"
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Thank the Heavy in the sky.

He sent salvation.

This is probably the one time a Wolf joke is actually useful.
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gunsandblades · 865 weeks ago

wasnt scary in the first place anyway
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Pauld'Arbonne · 865 weeks ago

Sigh, thanks for that nightmarish vision again. :P
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InvisibleMan · 865 weeks ago

I CAAANNN"TTT LLOOOSSSSEEEE!!!!
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YESSSSSS!

Wolf, I missed you.
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it fails because it doesn't rhyme
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Roulette25 · 865 weeks ago

WOLF, YOU DICK!!!!

I JUST GOT OVER THE FIRST TIME I LOOK AT THAT THING!

T_T
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dimmiedrummer · 865 weeks ago

This seems like a fail to me. Sorry.

The horrible kirby never actually bothered me too much. There are worse things. Like those two lesbians and their one cup.
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yay awesome.

Also O' Donnell is an overused last name :| Rosie O' Donnell, Chris O' Donnell, James O' Donnell

Look here, the list goes on and on: <a href="http://www.imdb.com/find?fr=c2M9MXxsbT01MDB8ZmI9Y3x4PTB8dHQ9MXxteD0yMHx5PTB8aHRtbD0xfGNoPTF8Y289MXxwbj0wfGZ0PTF8a3c9MXxzaXRlPWRmfHE9TydEb25uZWxsfG5tPTE_;lm=0;nr=1
" target="_blank">http://www.imdb.com/find?fr=c2M9MXxsbT01MDB8ZmI9Y...
Anyhow, 5 stars
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Wolf is written with the W of Win.

It's just amazing how people abuses of this Wolf-joke-feature using it with very un-win ideas.
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Ok....seriously. Wolf Wednesday is starting to become a bad thing when craptacular, witless wolf jokes like the above make their way onto this site. C'mon people. Some creativity would be nice.
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What?!

My submission actually made it in?

HOLY CRAP!

(side note) The reason I made this is because 90% of Halolz members were flipping out over this picture. To those of you who aren't bothered by it, I congratulate you.
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motherfucker vall wolf jokes are fail not only did u melt my eyes with the abomination of nature but u drove me insane after seeing the 100 millionth wolf joke thx a fuckin lot

I hate wensday
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hmmm, think it should have said, "i can't let you see that halolz." but w/e
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HOLY SMACK IN THE FACE
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[chemical.kirby] · 865 weeks ago

THANK

YOU

WOLF

<3

5/5
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Wolf is fighting for justice!
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ben o'donald · 865 weeks ago

all is forgiven for your last few poor jokes i just cant stay mad at you after this
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Ars Arcanum · 865 weeks ago

It's a goddamn wolf joke. 1/5. You suck, gaiz.
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