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Kirby Untooned

OH DEAR GOD NO!! WHY DID YOU SEND THIS IN FERRYN?!? BLARGH! YOU’VE RUINED KIRBY GAMES FOR ME FOREVER!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 7, 2008 · 12:03 PM 
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Creepy/Spooky, Disturbing, Kirby, Nintendo, No Caption Needed, Too Much Free Time, Weird

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KILL IT WITH FIRE
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Technoskull · 863 weeks ago

PS3 version
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Chuck Norris · 863 weeks ago

Hey did someone call me? Something about a OH JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?
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At first I was :O, then I was X_X.
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1 reply · active 782 weeks ago
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Pigeon Army · 863 weeks ago

"Snake, what's going on there?"

"Otacon, it's...it's horrible. This...this THING arrived...it looked like Kirby but...horrible...I think it possessed my little pink friend, ah...and then, then, he ate Mario and...the blood it was everywh...and the bones...the crunching...and then...then he ripped the still-beating heart out of Young Link and...he...DEVOURED IT...and then Falcon...he ate, Falcon..."

"Snake, calm down, you're not making any sense. Are you safe?"

"I'm hiding under...under the map...but...it's Final Destination, Otacon...he's above...he can fly...oh God, he's coming down...oh God oh God oh God he sees me oh God he's coming THIS WAY OH GOD ARGHHHHHHHH..."

"Snake? Snake? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?"
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Ohai.

I seem to have misplaced my bottle of eye bleach.

Could someone spot me a bottle plz?
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masterluigi452 · 857 weeks ago

Fuck everything!!!!!

use all final smashs of all characters!!!!

that's the only way to kill it!!!!

kill it kill it kill it now!!!!

and finish with luigi's negative zone!!!!
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3 replies · active 767 weeks ago
KILL.

IT.

WITH.

FIRE!!!
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ummm...What was I going to say... OH, YEAH!

FALCOOON...PAAAANCH!!!

well, that wasn't what I was going to say, but still...

*goes puke on king dedede*
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i-it looks like a fucking harlequin-fetus! D:
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Aww, this should be cute -- HOLY CRAP! MY EYES! DEUUAUGH!!
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I was eating when I saw this. living death kirby fetus taste like cheeseburger pizza the second time.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHGAAAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAABLARGH!!!!!
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Lips for eye sockets?
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*crying*

why?
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Un-Anonymous · 863 weeks ago

what..The....FUCK?!!!

Dear sweet Monkey Christ on a pogo stick.

Why man why?
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WHAT THE SHIT IS THAT?!

*whacks it with scout's bat, many, many times*
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By the way,how has noone posted the realistic Sonic yet?

http://news.filefront.com/realistic-looking-sonic...
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dsf;ahkdjfhouioaib

fingres rfesue to wrok, bairn mlenitg.

graahhhhh....

*goes to find more rusty sporks that are on fire*
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What is that?
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2 replies · active 782 weeks ago
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Valdis M. · 863 weeks ago

AHHHH!!!

AHHHH!!!

AHHHH!!!

DESTROY IT!!!
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Fuck everything. Use a Falcon Punch combined with a Chuck Norris kick while both of them divide by 0!
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1 reply · active 863 weeks ago
Why? Just why?! I was turned around in my computer chair while i was waiting for it to finish loading. When I turned around and saw this, I literally jumped a foot in the air, screamed, and fell out of my chair. Things like this should be censored!
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OMG WHAT DID NINTENDO DO TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE? WHAT HAPPENED TO TIFF AND TUFF AND META KNIGHT AND DEDEDE? WHAT AM IIIIIIIIIIIII?!?!?!?!?
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IvanaBAnonymous · 863 weeks ago

DO NOT WANT!!!!
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Segasonicdude · 863 weeks ago

DEAR LORD! THE PROPHECIES WERE TRUE!!!
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wow, the comments on here are priceless, forget the deformed kirby (i know i wish i could), the comments are lolz enough to kinda make up for it (kinda...)
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AAAAAAHHH

Put it between two Captain Falcons who are punching one another >.<
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Kinda reminds me of the Annoying Orange. That is, if the Annoying Orange was carved out of human flesh and infected with the T-virus.
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Sleep? No way
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It's kind of cute! You know, in that horrible tumorous growth kinda way. Like the clone in Time Ckuf. Fcuk. Ucfk? Kcfu.
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I see a finger. What?!
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i-it looks like a fucking harlequin-fetus! D:
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IT IS CUTE!
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X_X
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1 reply · active 782 weeks ago
What is it?
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I'm scared...

And is that a fingernail on its arm...?
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THAT

IS

HOOOOOORRIFYING
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Alphabet Soup · 863 weeks ago

D:
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It's eyes looks like cigarette burns, and the body looks like an organ..... Seriously Shawn, just start a seperate page for these pictures.
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SteampunkWench' · 863 weeks ago

I'll be seeing that in my nightmares... *rocks back and forth* CAN'T UNSEE
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Holy crap, it's macato from Total Recall! Though, this is the first time I seen Shawn post in caps throughout the entire commentary before...
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ah! photorealistic kirby burns my eyes!

i like this real kirby better!
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Dr. Banner · 863 weeks ago

I'd hit it.
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1 reply · active 690 weeks ago
Oh god... that thing has a thumb for an ear.
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I am going away... now... TO HANG MYSELF!
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mash it with your mallet!
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Oh my omg.

This is horrific.
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Jake the Tank · 863 weeks ago

@Deth2Gerbilz

Fuck the Moon, use Mars
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