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Posted by Michael Moore on August 31, 2008 · 11:32 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (349 votes, average: 4.54 out of 5)
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Lucky Day, Motivational, Photo Op, Portal, Science/Math, Valve Software

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its SCIENCE!! THATS HOW IT WORKS!!
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NOW YOUR THINKING WITH PORTALS
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fancy pants · 869 weeks ago

I see a valve in the background...
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Just lol... Epic lol
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James Rupuk · 869 weeks ago

pure awesomeness...
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Bloody brilliant.
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Pigeon Army · 869 weeks ago

@Shadow Hazuki

Thank you. The amount of times that happens, I let it slide, but at least there's someone else willing to work for correct spelling. :P
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My morning would never be as boring! I want a Portal gun even more now...
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That cup will overflow soonlyish.
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Useless!!! how am i supposed to drink from the other two? the portal might be good for peeping, tough... hehe...
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Hunter Belmont · 869 weeks ago

5/5
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Win.
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burnoutspartan · 869 weeks ago

PORTAL FTW!!!!!
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Alphabet Soup · 869 weeks ago

@ Gabe

Actually, the quote is:

'...Or in lament's terms, speedy thing go in, speedy thing comes out.'
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gunkitsune · 869 weeks ago

Best. Picture. Ever.
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You know... since the blue portal is/was often considered then 'in' portal, that would mean the coffee is flowing out of the cup (somehow in an ark), through the portal, then into the jug... whoa.

;_; Perseus
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Pauld'Arbonne · 869 weeks ago

This = teh win
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Pigeon Army · 869 weeks ago

@Alphabet Soup

The quote is ACTUALLY "In layman's terms, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out."

God, I feel like such a quote Nazi.
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this is pure awesomness topped with winsauce. Seriously, amazingly edited. 5 stars
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@Pidgeon Army

It's okay, we all do that sometimes.

Also, best picture ever.
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Alphabet Soup · 869 weeks ago

@ pidgeon

Meh, I forgot, was too lazy to find it. 6 hours of sleep = Fail. D:
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dudemanawesome · 869 weeks ago

great!
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Shadow Hazuki · 869 weeks ago

@Alphabet Soup and Evitron

Correction: Pigeon Army, not Pidgeon -.-

Yay picture! :D
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Zeroshimako · 869 weeks ago

@SonicXVAugust - Not if the cup was empty.
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The portals have been proven to be safe and non-hazardous, the portal device however is not. plz do not touch the operating end of the device. plz do not look directly into the device. plz don't submerge the device in liquid, even partially. and most importantly.... plz do not make love to the device...
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DO WANT
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hilolz.com! · 868 weeks ago

you better not put your hand in if the blue cup is broken.

might(no, it really would) look scary XD
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I CAN HAS PORTAL COFFE CAKE GUN!

pweeze?
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If only I had a portal gun, then I wouldn't have to have a car to get to school, I would just create a portal from my closet to the boiler room. Also I could use it to get free sandwiches from the awesome deli down the street. Yay portals!
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This picture is simply made of win.
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Nick Soapdish · 869 weeks ago

I implore the halolz editors to immediately post a comment themselves after they put up a new image to eliminate the stupid "first" comments that seem to be increasing.

Picture is great, motivational text probably not required at all.
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You would need to raise the coffee jug to make that arc successful
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Oh. My. God. All I can say is, this picture is awesome. I didn't really mind the motivational text all that much. Hooray for portal mischief!

;_; Perseus
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Awesome. Me wanty portal gun!
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The coffee cake is a lie, though...
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Fast thingy goes in. Fast thingy comes out.
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Wow.... Man, this looks like a entry for somethingawful.com motivational posters for videogame characters. Really, even though they haven't done that yet. This is just fantastic, especially how the coffee is doing in the blue ring cup.
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smashpro1 · 869 weeks ago

I saw the original pic on Something Awful. It was from the Photoshop Phriday titled "Thinking with Portals" here is the link: http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday...
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yeah, ive seen this before, its still good though.
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Blue-Chameleon · 869 weeks ago

(from somethingawful.com)

Nice picture. Some tea to go with cake perhaps?
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SpiralCocktail · 869 weeks ago

Stolen, and not really that funny.
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nigger
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