Al Ramos… walk towards the light!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 14, 2008 · 12:20 PM
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Categories: Bungie, Halo, Microsoft, Spiritual Enlightenment, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment (25 Comments) |
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
A Halo pic?!?! On Halolz?!?! BLASPHEMY!
John 1:17
“And when I saw him, I fell at his feet as dead. And he laid his right hand upon me, saying unto me, Fear not; I am the first and the last…”
It all makes sense now…
This makes up for the last horrible Wolf pic.
4/5
OMG I WANT THAT ARMOR! I’d be the worst sniper and camper, but if I could run up to people I don’t know and blind them, that would be great! Infinite Flare!
Awesome shot but needs a clearer caption. >.<
Great picture! 4/5
But if he’s the light, I’d go in the other direction instead. No points off because of that, it’s still a great picture.
@Kreachure
Great job on the Verse except thats in Revelations not John (Written by John tho)
Sorry, Master Chief, but I follow the Way of the Freeman.
Besides, you had a much better shine back when Elite headshots and Guilty Spark’s annoying voice were the newest fad, instead of redundant.
I can’t help it… it’s so beautiful…
Kreature, i must say
HOLY SHIT FUCK BIBLE PROFECIES!!!
i didn’t mean fuck bible prophecies.
i said holy shit fuck!
The caption should of been in a brighter font colour but 5/5 anyways.
And so he did speak unto them, saying,
“BOOM!! HEADSHOT!!”
CJ its called HALOlz for a reason
half life, tf2 etc suck and should be on a different site, like everything else here..
except for smash bros…
@BLOHNG
You meant LaundryMan… Not CJ… Now apologize, it’s the Spartan thing to do… (Not really, Just making a Christianity joke here…)
Blohng, you’re an idiot.
“Halolz” was chosen because Halo is popular, and “lolz” easily fits in. Furthermore, the site’s DESCRIPTION, which DESCRIBES the site, and what it is meant for, is “your #1 source for humorous video game captions”, not “halo captions”. Halolz welcomes all, and really gets sick of peopls taking the name too seriously. Also, TF2/HL sucks and Halo is good? Have you even played the games?
The path of the righteous Spartan is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil Covenant. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost ring-worlds. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Master Chief when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
Lawl @ those who think “Halolz” means just halo
anyway
good pic
caption needs to be a different color and/or font
so as to make it clearer
but
4/5
Yeah this could been called
#1 Smash bros Blolz (no)
#2 Team Fortlolz (Nah)
#3 Half Lolz (Nope)
and the list could go on its just that Halolz kinda Rolls off the Tongue better than any other game name
WAIT I GOT IT!!
Sonic the Lolhog!
“Wait, no respawns?
WAIT A SECOND! NOOOO!
It’s not my time to go yet!”
he's got nuthin' on ceiling cat
Segasonicdude: Sure thing, but Master Chief’s Spartan code isn’t Revelation-117… ^_^
@Kreachure
OHHH!!!!
i c wut u did ther
Mm, an explosion shot that doesn’t suck.
laughing @ Sonic the Lolhog