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Chase proves, with video evidence, that adding Falcon Punch to any game makes it ten times more awesome!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 1, 2008 · 12:41 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (191 votes, average: 4.54 out of 5)
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Bad Ideas, BioWare, FALCON PAAAANCH, Mass Effect, PC, Video Clips, Xbox 360

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Wanted to do that so badly... damn Paragon path.
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This video wins. And I HATE using that term! 5/5
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Maschalismos · 874 weeks ago

Hell yeah! Bitch got what she deserved. Second only to the conversation with the security forces on Noveria. "No one takes my weapon from me!"

Commander Falcon wins.
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Fish Belly · 874 weeks ago

nobody touches my gun!
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Maschalismos · 874 weeks ago

Oh was that what it was? I can't really remember anymore.

I might have to go play through AGAIN.
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Trent Gear · 874 weeks ago

It gets better every time I watch it.
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dudemanawesome · 874 weeks ago

XD I live again!
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technoskull · 874 weeks ago

drops like a sack O' taters
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Dude, was that seriously in the game or was it just a sound-over?
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They should have included the original sound for when the punch connects, I think that fridays should only have videos like this, where punches are replaced with the falcon variety!
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Video was funny, too bad mass effect pc is an unplayable joke though.
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Spartacus1013 · 874 weeks ago

I can watch this a thousand times over and it'll never get old.
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Ah i remember this bit. I had the conversation completely under control with my intimidate skill....Then she mentions saren. I thought, oh yes, this conversation IS over! But i never expected him to punch her! Doh!
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I immediately accept full responsibility of Falcon Friday
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Eight-Ball · 874 weeks ago

There should've been a Yes! after she dropped, but 5/5 anyways. Or maybe a C'mon! or Show me ya moves! before she got punched.
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That was the best thing EVER
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Dark Light · 874 weeks ago

I said "YES!" right after he hit her. It's become a reflex now. I think I need my head examined...
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Pigeon Army · 874 weeks ago

Honey, everyone in the Alliance plays SSBB. They've already seen it...
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Orion Fury · 874 weeks ago

She was just a Big, Stupid, Jellyfish!
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I'll watch this over and over again and it'll never get old!
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Lesson 1: Proper etiquette toward womankind.
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Would have been cooler if his hand was on fire
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@ Gehraz I think that would be overdoing it

This is so funny i'm crying from laughter XD. I was a good boy in ME, so I don't remember which part of the game this was :S. Was it that reporter who asked you to find evidence about corruption of the city and fist etc?

@BigT

What the hell are you talking about :S? It's perfectly playable, and even got a higher rating than the X360 version. Personally, i don't like shooting with a controller, i find it retarded when you can shoot with a mouse.
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Does anyone think Handyside is being careful by not making an "Anti-feminism" tag?
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I would SO want that.Also i think his hand should have been flaming and for some reason he should be waring a helmet.
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I will cherish this video for the rest of my life. Passing it to my son, and his son, and so on. It will become the Hobbs tradition to introduce a boy into manhood with this video.
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