Can’t let you through that, paradox

My alternate caption: “CEILING WOLF IS WATCHING YOU MASTERBATE!”
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Can’t let you through that, paradox

Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 9, 2008 · 8:23 PM

(206 votes, average: 4.07 out of 5)

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GN'R fan, the real one on July 11th, 2008 5:25 am

You fail, stealing names and talk behind them is lame.
Archwright on July 11th, 2008 11:26 am

I don’t know… the quote seems counter to the way Mage is supposed to work. Then again, only the power of Wolf may be able to stop reality from lashing out at all those Magi makin’ teh portals all over the place.
Deep Purple on July 11th, 2008 4:55 pm

But what if Wolf is a time paradox duplicate? The he’s doomed.
Dan on July 11th, 2008 7:40 pm

@Archwight -- StarWolf is clearly a Marauder.
Taurus on July 12th, 2008 4:35 am

Just combine the captions: Ceiling Wolf can’t let you masturbate that.
Rayza B on July 12th, 2008 7:11 pm

THATS NOT CREEPY! =D
LT on July 16th, 2008 12:00 pm

Holy crap! Taurus, FTW!
Exploderizer on August 13th, 2008 9:49 pm

meh,it’s funny but taurus’s alt cap is way better
Corenator on August 13th, 2008 11:10 pm

Wolf: Can’t let you-
CFx2: FALCON…
Wolf: OH SHI-
CFx2: PUUUUUUNCH!!!
*Division by 0*

Now THAT is a paradox!
LOLCAKES on August 23rd, 2008 8:57 pm

cealing wolf is watching u masterbate totally
the actuall caption blows
Sketzer on February 25th, 2009 10:21 pm

Now he's thinking wif portals…