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One does not simply Wolf into Mordor

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One does not simply Wolf into Mordor



Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 2, 2008 · 8:52 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (205 votes, average: 3.09 out of 5)
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Hobbs · 846 weeks ago

Why wasn't Wolf included in the Fellowship? Or even better, the Cap'n? What's walking a hundred miles to Punching Sauron right in his stinking eye?
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BLasthelmet · 879 weeks ago

i cant let you do that frodo
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FrEEz · 879 weeks ago

This surpasses all boundaries of randomness. 1/5
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FloppyToast · 879 weeks ago

I don't find it that interesting. 2/5
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FrEEz · 879 weeks ago

Oh and that's the last straw *opens photoshop*
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Evitron · 879 weeks ago

No 1/5
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Gehraz · 879 weeks ago

.... sigh
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Glitch · 879 weeks ago

The first good wolf joke in a while, The wolf jokes have been bothering me lately but this one is fairly entertaining. A nice commentary on how just puting wolf in a joke ( simply wolf*ing*) does not make a joke funny(into mordor).... wait wut?
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Koth · 879 weeks ago

PUN! Hooray!
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Setsuna Setsunai · 879 weeks ago

I hate to be one of those guys who rewrite jokes, but I don't get this one. "One does not simply Wolf into Halolz" makes a little more sense, though...
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killercartoons · 879 weeks ago

hold on a second man, i just walked into the room and there is WAY too much wolf going on in here! seriously thats a lot for one day!
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Pigeon Army · 879 weeks ago

@Glitch

Are you, perchance, an English major or an english student at high school? Because that comment smacks of analysis only years doing English-based subjects could give, lol.

This was average at best.
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Shaun · 879 weeks ago

Heh, I laughed when I saw this one. Since it seems that few people get it, it's a reference to a smaller meme, "ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY TELENT INTO MORDOR".

Here's a link:

http://www.claws-and-paws.com/files/claws/active/...
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Glitch · 879 weeks ago

@ pigeon army

actually I just graduated high school, not really much of an english student either, more science

But thank you
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Teo · 879 weeks ago

The "One does not simply _______ into Mordor" jokes have been around for freakin ever, though. This made me grin/groan, but more because I hadn't seen a Mordor joke in a while and less because it was Wolf.
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MushroomBoy · 879 weeks ago

......oh dear god.
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Teradohn · 879 weeks ago

GAAAHH!! -brain explodes from an overload of Wolf jokes- Why, Shawn, whyyyyyy?!?
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B-mac · 879 weeks ago

Even though I have no idea what this is a reference to, I burst out laughing. The different take on a Wolf joke and Wolf being in that... place just makes it funny. 5/5 Fantastic wednesday! *sigh* Nothing can beat Wolf joke wednesdays.
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Pigeon Army · 879 weeks ago

@Shaun

I thought it was a reference to the meme "One Does Not Simply ROCK Into Mordor" - http://farm1.static.flickr.com/43/87366880_1b05bf...- but your reference was good too.
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Error · 879 weeks ago

@Glitch

Oh come now, Glitch. You know just as much as I do that we graduated from college with a major in English and a minor in Rock Lobster. Pigeon Army should know the truth.
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Red · 879 weeks ago

Everyone who is pissed about Wolf Jokes. Do what I did. For every Wolf Joke that appears I send Shawn 20 crappy MS Paint Entries in 20 separate emails.

Sometimes I just took pictures and wrote words on them or made them look like pirates.
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KidWithTheFace · 879 weeks ago

so then how the hell am i supposed to get to mordor???
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Glitch · 879 weeks ago

@kidwiththeface

try walking in
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Nobrain · 879 weeks ago

@Glitch

or use an eagle to fly in

http://youtube.com/watch?v=vh06CoC7th8
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LaundryMan · 879 weeks ago

Better, but still. It's wolf. He needs a hiatus.

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"Then I will simply walk in."
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Boreas · 879 weeks ago

Fail boat :

2/5
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Kuromatsu · 879 weeks ago

Only slight better than the many "can't let you do that"
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Seb · 879 weeks ago

i think its beautiful but no one cares about my opinions
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Haywire · 879 weeks ago

One does not simply shoop into Mordor!
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Kevin J. · 879 weeks ago

@Killercartoon

Handyside has decided to make wednesdays "Wolf Wednesdays"

So if you hate these jokes, don't come on wednesdays.
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Orion X · 879 weeks ago

I chuckled...

Then again, I am ignorant towards the lifespan of these Mordor jokes.
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Blank-Mage · 879 weeks ago

The Wolf joke. It's... changing. What is it now? What will it become?
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AluminumCan · 879 weeks ago

@Blank:

It'll become... funny?

That would be nice if it got amusing.

On a side note, POOOOOOOOOOOP.
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Kbman · 879 weeks ago

I don't know which is more facepalm worthy;

the pic, or the reactions.
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Hirofox · 879 weeks ago

... Well that was unexpected. Are we doing freestyle wolf puns now?
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Sir Lulzalot · 879 weeks ago

............what was the original quote supposed to be?
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me · 879 weeks ago

Thank God someone changed the wolf joke! This one's actually funny!
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eskimo bob · 879 weeks ago

this one was so bad when I looked at it again I started laughing. not many things make me do that. still 2/5 though
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Jeot21 · 879 weeks ago

Wolf Jokes are starting to annoy me...

but this one is funny 5/5
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Burnt Eyes · 879 weeks ago

Walk into mordor? Simply can't let you do that, Fox...
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Rayza B · 879 weeks ago

Meh. good ref, but Wolf?
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1RPGKID · 879 weeks ago

ehh....
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Miketuu · 879 weeks ago

this is nice, however, I don't like the fact that nearly everybody thinks that being a douche will stop the wolf pics

T_T, come on
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Orion Fury · 879 weeks ago

Never seen a 'blank' into modor joke before, so I thought that it was decent.
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El Diablo · 879 weeks ago

face palm -_-
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Gneekman · 879 weeks ago

For those confused on the meme this is referencing, may I direct you r attention to the ultimate authority on all things Internets:

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Mordor
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Ars Arcanum · 879 weeks ago

a son-of-a-bitch. And yet you have my respect for being able to irk every wolf hater in the world simultaneously.

In other words, successful troll is successful.
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YYS · 879 weeks ago

<---OP

This pleases me. Yes...pleases me greatly.
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Romak · 879 weeks ago

PLEASE just let this meme DIE!! (unless one can actually make it funny again)
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B-mac · 879 weeks ago

It is funny. It's always funny.
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