Friday, March 14, 2025

Subscribe to HALOLZNews FeedSubscribe to HALOLZComments


CAN’T LET YOU DO THAT, GREY FOX

Brocken is in ur Metal Gears, blockin’ ur robo-ninjas!
Also we’re doing Star Wolf Wednesday’s now! :P

Blog Widget by LinkWithin

CAN’T LET YOU DO THAT, GREY FOX



Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 25, 2008 · 5:17 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (163 votes, average: 2.91 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...
Categories:
Can't Let You Do That, GameCube, Konami, Metal Gear Solid, Ninjas, Nintendo, Playstation, Robots, StarFox

· Leave a comment (53 Comments)



 

Comments (53)

Loading... Logging you in...
Dashboard | Edit profile | Logout
  • Logged in as
Login or signup now to comment.
Loading...
+1 Vote up Vote down
MythicDawn's avatar - Go to profile

MythicDawn 93p · 714 weeks ago

What, no Oblivion joke? Imperial Guard and the Gray Fox, anyone?
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
Koth's avatar - Go to profile

Koth · 872 weeks ago

STOP ACCEPTING THESE! Or at least give Wolf his own category.
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
ConkerBirdy's avatar

ConkerBirdy · 872 weeks ago

i only partily get this, but i do get other fox jokes, apparently, even though the only starfox game i played was lylat wars :/
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
Deepsea's avatar

Deepsea · 872 weeks ago

we need falcon fridays
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
IvanaBAnonymous's avatar

IvanaBAnonymous · 872 weeks ago

*bangs forehead*
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
eskimo bob's avatar

eskimo bob · 872 weeks ago

this might be the worst one yet... there was nothing that made this one stand out. maybe something involving -gray- fox and wolf in brawl, but this is just so wrong!
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
ManiacalZManiac's avatar - Go to profile

ManiacalZManiac · 872 weeks ago

Yay! They Took My Suggestion On The last Wolf Submission. StarWolf Wednesdays!
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
Zeroshimako's avatar

Zeroshimako · 872 weeks ago

Someone put a hit on ManiacalZManiac's computer.

Right now.
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
Tonuchi's avatar

Tonuchi · 872 weeks ago

I adore Wolf submissions, but really Gray Fox aint doing shit here. Have a reason to tell him no... or be witty and have "do that" switch with something such as the original with starbucks where they had "brew that". However I am glad there is a day for wolf. And cause I know you have a lot stockpiled could you post maybe more than just one, same with movie monday.

Now I am just whining.
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
Lekonua's avatar - Go to profile

Lekonua · 872 weeks ago

'Cause nobody saw this coming from 200 billion lightyears away.
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
Pigeon Army's avatar

Pigeon Army · 872 weeks ago

@Lekonua

You saw this coming 200 billion lightyears away, and you didn't work to stop it? You fool, you've doomed us all! DOOMED! DOOMED! DAMN YOU! DAMNED DIRTY APES! DAMN YOU ALL TO H...

That just went a weird place.
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
BLasthelmet's avatar

BLasthelmet · 872 weeks ago

oh come on, there havent been any wolf pics in a few weeks, you all need to chill
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
Zeroshimako's avatar

Zeroshimako · 872 weeks ago

@Blasthelmet

I WILL NOT CHILL.

YOU CHILL.
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
Deth2Gerbilz's avatar

Deth2Gerbilz · 872 weeks ago

hell yeah! wolf wednesday!!!

though i don't get this one. what is grey fox doing that starwolf must keep him from?
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
Aaron Hong's avatar

Aaron Hong · 872 weeks ago

Figures Grey Fox would get into a StarFox joke before SSB.
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
Red's avatar

Red · 872 weeks ago

HANDYSIIIIIIDE!!!

I seriously need to start punishing you for this. Here's the deal, for every Wolf Joke that gets put on this site, I send you 20 of the shittiest/most horrific things I can think of. Actually, for each Wolf Joke that gets put up here, I'll increase the number of pictures I send in. So the next "Retard Wednesday" that happens 20, the one after that 40, then 60, then 80. And no, it won't be all on one email. You will get an expotentially increasing number of emails. So the choice is yours Mr. Handyside, stop pissing me and the masses off or I start organizing "Send Shawn Shit Days."
Reply
2 replies · active 808 weeks ago
0 Vote up Vote down
Red's avatar

Red · 872 weeks ago

Alliteration Kids! That's the key to advertising!
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
Gehraz's avatar - Go to profile

Gehraz · 872 weeks ago

When is the Star Wolf categorie coming along?
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
Neon's avatar

Neon · 872 weeks ago

Hey, C'mon now. Pissing you off? Then ignore it. I'm sure lots of other people enjoy it. Hell, if you're going to start sending shit to Shawn, he might as well close the site.
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
Sir_auronDX's avatar

Sir_auronDX · 872 weeks ago

This facepalm hurts so much
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
MonkeyP1P's avatar

MonkeyP1P · 872 weeks ago

i enjoy literary puns, and star wolf is full of em.

HOOORJAY FOR STAR WOLF WEDNESDAYS!!
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
SenorLopez's avatar

SenorLopez · 872 weeks ago

I thought of this a while back but I was too lazy to implement it. Good job.

To all the haters: Quit whining. Please.
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
Rabin's avatar

Rabin · 872 weeks ago

Don't get too cocky, Grey Fox.
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
Da Noob's avatar

Da Noob · 872 weeks ago

Please stop the wolf jokes! *crys*
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
Bulletproof Moon's avatar - Go to profile

Bulletproof Moon · 872 weeks ago

Let's continue to do that wolf wednesday! this one is.......so-so, and I look forward to wolf wednesday!
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
Red's avatar

Red · 872 weeks ago

Hey Neon Genesis Evangelion, I love this site. When I love a site I am devoted to it being the best it can be. The fact that not only is Handyside infuriating members of the site, the jokes just aren't that good anymore. Halolz.com deserves better than Mediocre Overly Long Running Joke Wednesdays. So I feel it necessary to take action and since Handyside and I have agreed to be frenemies (enemies you can still coexist with) I am not afraid to go too far to make my point.

Also, when was the last time we had Halo pics and vids? I'm not saying I really care where my lolz come from but the site is Halolz. What happened to that?
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
Personae Non Gratae's avatar - Go to profile

Personae Non Gratae · 872 weeks ago

*FaceDesK*
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
npc killer's avatar

npc killer · 872 weeks ago

someone kill anyone who puts these horrid stale jokes
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
dekuskrub1's avatar

dekuskrub1 · 872 weeks ago

that is fail!!!

the only thing that can stop grey wolf is a metel gear!!

1/5
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
dekuskrub1's avatar

dekuskrub1 · 872 weeks ago

grey fox*

my bad
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
Draco Advigilat's avatar - Go to profile

Draco Advigilat · 872 weeks ago

Ok... I have to admit that I'm annoyed by the people that have been so furiously against the star wolf pics. But it's reached the point that I'm starting to find it annoying. And not because of it being the same joke over and over... because it's the same joke being done badly over and over. Some of them are funny, very funny even, but too many seem to be just not worth posting.

*shrugs* I could rant more, but no one wants to read long posts, and I already post too much...
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
B-mac's avatar

B-mac · 872 weeks ago

AWESOME! We needed another Wolf Joke. Yay for Wolf Joke Wednesdays. It will be the best day ever!
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
BLasthelmet's avatar

BLasthelmet · 872 weeks ago

i see so much hate of these jokes yet somehow, it still has 3 and 1/2 stars

irony thy name is halolz
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
Mace's avatar

Mace · 872 weeks ago

At least the font is in metal gear font.

Stale joke, but I love anything metal gear.
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
Dan's avatar

Dan · 872 weeks ago

I'm now officially giving all wolf jokes 5/5, not because I think they deserve it (even though I didn't have any problems with this one) but because I feel that every time I do I'm driving a lot of people whom I'll never meet absolutely crazy.
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
EmberFury's avatar - Go to profile

EmberFury · 872 weeks ago

Hey. Guys. Something you should realise. If we get through the bad ones, we'll get to the good ones. People will stop making the same jokes over and over and sending them to Shawn. That means there'll be more good ones for him to see in the inbox, meaning we get better entertainment.

All in all, stop whining and bear with us.
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
Scruffy's avatar - Go to profile

Scruffy · 872 weeks ago

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
Rayza B's avatar

Rayza B · 872 weeks ago

ME NEITHER!
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
Rayza B's avatar

Rayza B · 872 weeks ago

Oh and BTW

Draco is right and its all Shawn's fault! >:(

(sry 4 teh duble post)
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
Miketuu's avatar

Miketuu · 872 weeks ago

Next time on Wolf Wednesday,

Can't let you use those block blocks! (paper Mario) or,

Can't let you eat those Pop Rox! or even,

Can't let you fix that Paradox!
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
Bulletproof Moon's avatar - Go to profile

Bulletproof Moon · 872 weeks ago

why are people always winey about "wii ned mor halo picz!!!!!" if my literary skills serve me right the top of the site reads as followed: "Halolz, your premiere source for humorous video game captions!"

amiright?
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
MonkeyP1P's avatar

MonkeyP1P · 872 weeks ago

@Bulletproof Moon

yes, yes you are.
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
burnoutspartan's avatar

burnoutspartan · 872 weeks ago

Wolf jokes:3/5

My generic gradings.
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
Ryumaru's avatar

Ryumaru · 872 weeks ago

@Miketuu

I hope you realize what you're doing, giving Wolf jokesters ideas... Some people might not appreciate it...
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
Myrmidont's avatar

Myrmidont · 872 weeks ago

YES. Wolf Joke Wednesdays.

Cry more, haters.
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
Ars Arcanum's avatar

Ars Arcanum · 872 weeks ago

Hater # 76858623567 reporting. Wolf jokes need to die.

And their creators need to get hit with a ball made of solid steel going at 88 MPH. In the teeth.
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
Red's avatar

Red · 872 weeks ago

88 MILES PER HOUR!
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
Shadow Hazuki's avatar

Shadow Hazuki · 872 weeks ago

Yay Grey Fox, but why the lame pic OF Grey Fox? Go screenshot a better pic, then submit it. And now for 88 mph reference.

You have to come with me!

Where?

Back to the future!

Why?

There's a problem with your wolf jokes Marty! They suck!
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
Seb's avatar

Seb · 872 weeks ago

YAY for WEDNESDAYS
Reply
0 Vote up Vote down
Seb's avatar

Seb · 871 weeks ago

sucky pic though....
Reply

Comments by