So the Spore Creature Creator is out there now… and of course people are doing horrible, HORRIBLE things with it. For example take this picture… I guess maybe it’s not too horrifying… until you remember that this is ONE creature! Also keep in mind that poop comes out of one of those holes… >____>
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 19, 2008 · 2:28 PM
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Wow… just wow…
didnt someone somewhere make a “Penis” creature mod or something like that?
Finish Her!
oh lordy… O_o
You mean “finish him.”
The title for that animal was homosexualis or gaylord… Or something appropriately perverse, I can’t remember.
O_O
XD EPIC FREAKIN WIN XDDD at first i saw the pic and was like thats not so bad…thats life but then i read it was one creature and died laughing lol hehe gaylord XD
what the hell… 5/5.
I want to see that species thrive in the final version….
id like someone post a vid of that creature walking, eating, fighting, or mat………. never mind
Thanks for erasing any doubts I had about getting this game.
Just wow…
I didn’t think it was too bad, until I figured out it was one creature. Christ, what has science wrought?
So a while back I was like “Wow, a game about evolution and the Christians aren’t pissed? This might slip past their radar.”
HOW WRONG I WAS. 5/5 for pissing someone off, which I’m sure this will.
Oh dear… hahaha.
That’s amazing, really.
Me says: <8( (
SEE NOW WHAT GOD HATH THROWN OPEN YE!
*twitches*
My innocence…my innocence…
do not want!!!!
@Red,
what? thats just one messed up creature, now im really curious about this game and how it works, i mean, how the heck do you…. make…. that? it? them?
i dont care if youre christain or jewish or atheist or whatever, thats just messed up!
WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE
Yeah, I’m Christian…and I find that bloody hilarious! Definately one for the ‘too much free time’ bin.
Also, @Red: There have been other games about evolution. We’ll live.
BOW-CHICKA-BOW-WOW!!!!……….wait a minute…….whats wrong here?….Oh………OH!……..oh……
4/5
Heh, i wanted to draw a comic about this, before the creature creator got released, on how once it gets released the world will be flooded with penis and buttsecks creatures >_>. Good thing though, i *think* you can choose to ‘ban’ a certain creature from your game, so that when you play the real thing, you don’t get attacked by penis creatures or whatever.
Anyhow, i’ll rate this 4/5, since it’s overdone (go to the sporepedia and see what unholy abominations people have created).
Yeah, and i made a buttsecks creature myself, but it was completely accidental :<, i swear: http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=2j41yds&s=3
@ killercartoons
DL the free creature creator. With the full one, you can practically make pokemon. Seriously look at this: http://www.spore.com/sporepedia#qry=srch-Pokemon
I bet you can find all kinds of hell in the sporepedia. I would stay on it for about 30 mins or so looking at how wrong the world would be if we had creatures like them in the world, but the sporepedia is a bit laggy with me (crap internet FTW)!
WALLPAPER’D
talk about a beast with 2 backs lol
This is a waste of talent. I mean, really, this guy could have made at least a threesome creature. I yawn the the general direction of this softcore.
youknow im surprised you dont know about the goatse monster someone made rel="nofollow">
No, no, killercartoons, I was just talking about how people often get in a fuss over video games, and Christians hate evolution (I am Catholic but I believe in that shit) so I was surprised when there wasn't a clusterfuck to be the first group to say this game was evil.
MINDRAPE ALARM! RED ALERT! RED ALERT!
wow….
just wow…
*falls backward*
YOU CANNOT BURN US TROLL, WE'RE ALREADY ON FIRE.