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I am Heavy Weapons Grunt

I think Brainsaw will agree with me that grunts should not be issued anything larger than a needler…

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 16, 2008 · 9:42 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (138 votes, average: 2.58 out of 5)
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Aliens, Bad Ideas, Bungie, Halo, Heavy Weapons, Microsoft, PC, Team Fortress 2, Xbox 360

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"Oh yes, let's give our radioactive bomb launchers to the weak, twitchy, suicidal ones. They'll know EXACTLY what to do with it!"
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Myrmidont · 877 weeks ago

Anyone think that this belongs perfectly under Bad Ideas? You know, in the sense that this was a terrible idea?
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What is this, i don't even...
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respect for the grunts, finnaly
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LOL I was just thinking about this the other day..
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I feel like this is too obscure of a reference.
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MushroomBoy · 877 weeks ago

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......
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Meh...

That pretty much sums it up
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Wow.. I cant believe someone went to this much trouble to find a grunt with a fuel rod and ruin it with this caption...
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nolulwerehad · 877 weeks ago

i always found grunts most effective with plasma rifles, giving them a fuel rod is a hell of a way to commit suicide
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Get a bunch of them, and you can name them the Splat Squad.
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Aw man!

I have trouble with the normal ones...
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Orion Fury · 877 weeks ago

It's old, but the site is called Halolz...
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It's almost past 3 months since April's Fool...

Sheesh.
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It's my turn to say it now!

I though April Fools was over.
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thought* Darn typo.
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... do i even need to say this sucks... yes i do
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burnoutspartan · 877 weeks ago

Here is how it would turn out:

Grunt: I am heavy weapons-

*Master Chief picks him up and cracks his neck*

Leave this caption to a Brute.
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@burnoutspartan: Or the Heavy, where it belongs...
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Damn, fellas, lighten up. It's just humor, no need to kill the fun.
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I never thought I'd see the day when a Halo Custom Edition picture came up on this website.
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It's, erm, cute? Needs to be red though. And text is meh.
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More like Epic Fail Grunt.
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Pigeon Army · 877 weeks ago

Didn't get that until I watched the Team Fortress vids yesterday. Only a little bit funnier now that I know what it's referencing. 3/5.
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Random Man · 877 weeks ago

It was a little better after I watched Meet the Heavy, but still not too good...
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Oh come on! I thought it was funny! Besides Grunts are among the funniest enemies in games.
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