Cory Petroske is in ur butt… doin’… stuff…? Ew.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 3, 2008 · 2:42 PM

(103 votes, average: 3.85 out of 5)

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Adult Situations, Awkward Moments, Backstab, Bad Ideas, Bootylicious, Disturbing, Konami, Metal Gear Solid, Nintendo, Sneak Attack, Super Smash Bros, Wii

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ManiacalZManiac on June 3rd, 2008 2:45 pm

Haha, Wow. Disturbing.
smashpro1 on June 3rd, 2008 2:50 pm

I had no idea that Snake can do that same move as Falco and Fox
Boreas on June 3rd, 2008 3:06 pm

Clonesex gogogo!
cj on June 3rd, 2008 3:12 pm

hahahaha
snake is up to no good again
Pauld'Arbonne on June 3rd, 2008 3:17 pm

Dear lord! Is there no end to the super smash sexual innuendos? Haha! I almost feel they need to redo the rating on the game to at least M.
me on June 3rd, 2008 3:47 pm

whose hands are these?!
Captain Obvious on June 3rd, 2008 4:13 pm

Brown…stuff…on…floor.
B-mac on June 3rd, 2008 4:32 pm

Don’t worry. It’s just a prostate exam. Silly people.
Anonymouse on June 3rd, 2008 4:49 pm

Hot Big Boss on Solid Sanke action.
Orion X on June 3rd, 2008 4:51 pm

I don’t want…anybody else. When I think about you I touch myself…
*is shot*
Rayza B on June 3rd, 2008 5:13 pm

@Orion X
That is a funny song…
*is shot too*
SpiralCocktail on June 3rd, 2008 6:30 pm

Brings up the old question: If you have sex with your clone, is it incest or masturbation?
Setsuna Setsunai on June 3rd, 2008 6:44 pm

I guess Snake is the kinda guy who will romance a guy in the ass and actually have the common courtesy to give him a reach-around.
GermaineTrain on June 3rd, 2008 6:57 pm

@SpiralCocktail
Its incestual masturbation. DUH!
Zetsuya on June 3rd, 2008 7:52 pm

@Anonymouse: Hot Snake on Snake Action? O_o
Boreas on June 3rd, 2008 7:55 pm

@Captain Obvious:
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Nice spot there, buddy…
Anonymouse on June 3rd, 2008 8:25 pm

@Zetsuya
I am aware that Solid Snake is a clone of Big Boss.
In other disturbing news:
NEWCOMER: RAIDEN
Burnt Eyes on June 3rd, 2008 9:14 pm

Okay, there’s a bit of a lump in here, I might need to examine closer…
Bazu on June 3rd, 2008 9:22 pm

@ Captain Obvious.

Aw gee thanks… I was gettin’ off on this ’till yeh said that.
Ab-Noxious on June 3rd, 2008 10:06 pm

EWZ.
Evitron on June 3rd, 2008 11:06 pm

I thought the whole ‘grab your enemy’s balls to knock them unconscious’ thing was supposed to happen from the front.
Setsuna Setsunai on June 4th, 2008 12:10 am

@ Evitron
You’ve been reading some Ashida Kim. (maybe?)
Boreas on June 4th, 2008 1:35 am

@Setsuna:
No… That’s an actual CQC move in MGS4…
Kbman on June 4th, 2008 1:57 am

Hooray for awkward grenade tosses!
waffles on June 6th, 2008 3:37 am

yeah, snake dresses as raiden and some dude grabs his balls to see that he is snake, which raises the question of how he knew the difference between raidens and snakes balls.
its surprising i know that, considering i never played it.